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    Re: i just took a shit...

    Quote Originally Posted by Defy-Gravity View Post
    @Money Mayweather i found myself in that position...something weird...if you physically hold your penis you can start yourself from having to piss. it will feel some sort of way but..it will end
    HOLY SHIT Your sig is huge!1

    I'll try it next time...fuark!
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    Re: i just took a shit...

    Maybe if you help @Toobs lube his b hole, hell hold your penis for you.

    Quid pro quo..

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    Re: i just took a shit...

    Quote Originally Posted by Defy-Gravity View Post
    @Toobs this might sound weird but you can lube your ass and the shit slides out...preperation H and other things will help you. vasoline is ok. dont let big things rip your asshole
    im good...

    this was a once in a lifetime thing...

    like snow in Cairo...no need to star stocking up on Astroglide for the ol' pooper...

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    Re: i just took a shit...

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    im good...

    this was a once in a lifetime thing...

    like snow in Cairo...no need to star stocking up on Astroglide for the ol' pooper...
    There is ALWAYS a need to stock up on astroglide for the ol' poo per.

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    Re: i just took a shit...

    actually drink more water, and eat some fruit and vegies and no more hard stool

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    Re: i just took a shit...

    Quote Originally Posted by Defy-Gravity View Post
    actually drink more water, and eat some fruit and vegies and no more hard stool
    have you ever done $1500 worth of opiates in a week?

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    Re: i just took a shit...

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    have you ever done $1500 worth of opiates in a week?
    Uh, $200 a day.. times however many day are in a week, carry the 14.. and the square root of pi... $1400.

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    Re: i just took a shit...

    lol at J Don giving health advice.
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    @Toobs i dont do shit but go to the dr and fuck gorgeous women. 1500 would get me a week of endless pussy, arroz con pollo and a presidental suite with a jacuzzi

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    Re: i just took a shit...

    Quote Originally Posted by Defy-Gravity View Post
    @Toobs i dont do shit but go to the dr and fuck gorgeous women. 1500 would get me a week of endless pussy, arroz con pollo and a presidental suite with a jacuzzi
    im just sayin...no amount of water or vegetables wouldve ever softened that shit up...

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    Re: i just took a shit...

    me and opiates= < / 3

    wtf when i do the broken heart sign it does some weird shit
    She said I could sleep on the couch
    By 2 am, I was diggin her out

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