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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    When I was a butcher, I'd drink a little bit before work. I'd sometimes take a bowl packing or two as well. One time I was absolutely obliterated and I got a call to come in on a day off. I barely had any idea of what I was doing that day. Thank fuck I was working in the back and wasn't pulling a deli shift that day. That was way back during my irresponsible stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Great Father View Post
    When I was a butcher, I'd drink a little bit before work. I'd sometimes take a bowl packing or two as well. One time I was absolutely obliterated and I got a call to come in on a day off. I barely had any idea of what I was doing that day. Thank fuck I was working in the back and wasn't pulling a deli shift that day. That was way back during my irresponsible stage.
    i worked in a produce department like 6 or 7 years ago....
    and at the same time i sold mushrooms to everyone that worked there....i also liked to eat them now and then myself...well one day, i was tired as FUCK....so i was gonna buy an oxycontin to make me all hyper and shit and get me through the day without it sucking fat dicks...couldnt find one...couldnt find percs...
    so i decided to eat just enough mushrooms to give me that energy boost you get from hallucinogens without all the laughing and shit...
    well...the pieces i ate were apparently drenched in psilocybin...cuz i started trippin my balls off...and it was during a huge busy ass "10 for 10" sale..dunno if stores do that near u but...its basically free for all grocery snatching by a store full of people 24/7 from open to close...

    that was one of the hardest days of my life to get through....but...even though i was laughing at customers for no reason and looking at the pile of green peppers like it was going to explode....nobody noticed, and i didnt get fired...woot!

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    I miss MUSHROOMS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    i worked in a produce department like 6 or 7 years ago....
    and at the same time i sold mushrooms to everyone that worked there....i also liked to eat them now and then myself...well one day, i was tired as FUCK....so i was gonna buy an oxycontin to make me all hyper and shit and get me through the day without it sucking fat dicks...couldnt find one...couldnt find percs...
    so i decided to eat just enough mushrooms to give me that energy boost you get from hallucinogens without all the laughing and shit...
    well...the pieces i ate were apparently drenched in psilocybin...cuz i started trippin my balls off...and it was during a huge busy ass "10 for 10" sale..dunno if stores do that near u but...its basically free for all grocery snatching by a store full of people 24/7 from open to close...

    that was one of the hardest days of my life to get through....but...even though i was laughing at customers for no reason and looking at the pile of green peppers like it was going to explode....nobody noticed, and i didnt get fired...woot!
    That sounds like an adventure. Reminds me of the deli shift that I did on Super Bowl Sunday way back then while completely baked. I mean that point where things were slowing down. A supervisor was there that day and I think he knew I wasn't quite there... but nothing bad came from it. I hated getting deli shifts, it drove me to drink and get high. Me and some dude from seafood would sync our lunchbreaks to roast a bit.

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    Any food service industry the employees get high. That's a fact.

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    It's a depressing industry.

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    And there's a lot of gay ppl. And everyone in restaurants have ear gauges.

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    Ear gauges are as gay as wearing a t-shirt with an image of two dudes pounding... and the receiver is the person wearing the t-shirt.

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    I just don't get it.

    I'm really into tattoos but the peircings just ain't me.

    I pierced my ears one time and its only cuz my daughter wouldn't do it lessen I did. I got em, took the studs out and put some jump man jordan earings in for like a week then took em out forever.

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    Quote Originally Posted by El Chapo View Post
    You know I will always target eKNOWrmous Pig because he's a fucking snitch.

    Never in my life have I ever dealt with a snitch, unless it was this dumb 18 year old broad I fucked a couple years ago who tried to accuse me of "having my way with her" just because I told her we couldn't date.

    Bitch, you let me hit on the first date and now you want to date? kind of logic is that?


    So yes, I don't care who tells me that it's getting old, but I will continue to attack him until he's carried away on a helicopter because he got stuck to the couch.

    And the only reason he called 911 was because he couldn't reach the 6 bowls of different chips sitting on his lap.

    he'a fucking peon snitch


    and until the day he apologizes for snitching, I will stop.


    FUCKING HOG KNOWN PIG!!


    You scum!!

    Don't make me fuck your ugly wife just because.


    And the only reason I want to do it it's because I want one of your kids to walk in on us...


    and your kids call you crying that "Momma loves wrestling with Mexicans"

    I'll figure four that hoe!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    i worked in a produce department like 6 or 7 years ago....
    and at the same time i sold mushrooms to everyone that worked there....i also liked to eat them now and then myself...well one day, i was tired as FUCK....so i was gonna buy an oxycontin to make me all hyper and shit and get me through the day without it sucking fat dicks...couldnt find one...couldnt find percs...
    so i decided to eat just enough mushrooms to give me that energy boost you get from hallucinogens without all the laughing and shit...
    well...the pieces i ate were apparently drenched in psilocybin...cuz i started trippin my balls off...and it was during a huge busy ass "10 for 10" sale..dunno if stores do that near u but...its basically free for all grocery snatching by a store full of people 24/7 from open to close...

    that was one of the hardest days of my life to get through....but...even though i was laughing at customers for no reason and looking at the pile of green peppers like it was going to explode....nobody noticed, and i didnt get fired...woot!
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