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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    You forgot this one...

    Get a room, you two. Hopefully one that has a nest of japanese hornets under the mattress that will attack when the weight of two fruity men is on the bed.

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    Oh yeah. Gay jokes. That makes 4. You were right @Toobs. My bad.

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    Why must you two get all lovey-dovey? It is not approved by The Great Father. Go empty some used condoms into an old smoking pipe and slowly sip on it while pretending to be Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... you know, if he was a pineapple pony like you two.

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Great Father View Post
    Why must you two get all lovey-dovey? It is not approved by The Great Father. Go empty some used condoms into an old smoking pipe and slowly sip on it while pretending to be Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... you know, if he was a pineapple pony like you two.
    Two things.

    1. Ric and Pumper's gimmicks were better than yours.

    2. You need to go outside. No matter what day it is.. no matter what time.. from 3am to 3pm.. if someone comments in one of your threads, you reply within 2 minutes. Are you and Diasick brothers?

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    Don't compare The Great Father to that melded bag of used condoms and nascar fans. The Great Father is the mightiest wit to have ever crossed the realm.

    Other people who work desk jobs procrastinate with solitaire or minesweeper or facebook. The Great Father jots stuff on here.

    Now take down those One Direction posters that you have covering every inch of your walls and ceiling in your parents basement at once!

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Great Father View Post
    Don't compare The Great Father to that melded bag of used condoms and nascar fans. The Great Father is the mightiest wit to have ever crossed the realm.

    Other people who work desk jobs procrastinate with solitaire or minesweeper or facebook. The Great Father jots stuff on here.
    You don't work 24 hours a day, so that's not a valid excuse. Go outside.

    @El Chapo Damn son, your boy just called you and Pump a melded bag of used condoms. You gonna let that happen?

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Cholesterol.
    KnowP.
    Clean your vagina.
    ...

    Shit, yo.. I think he's only got 3.
    You know I will always target eKNOWrmous Pig because he's a fucking snitch.

    Never in my life have I ever dealt with a snitch, unless it was this dumb 18 year old broad I fucked a couple years ago who tried to accuse me of "having my way with her" just because I told her we couldn't date.

    Bitch, you let me hit on the first date and now you want to date? kind of logic is that?


    So yes, I don't care who tells me that it's getting old, but I will continue to attack him until he's carried away on a helicopter because he got stuck to the couch.

    And the only reason he called 911 was because he couldn't reach the 6 bowls of different chips sitting on his lap.

    he'a fucking peon snitch


    and until the day he apologizes for snitching, I will stop.


    FUCKING HOG KNOWN PIG!!


    You scum!!

    Don't make me fuck your ugly wife just because.


    And the only reason I want to do it it's because I want one of your kids to walk in on us...


    and your kids call you crying that "Momma loves wrestling with Mexicans"

    I'll figure four that hoe!!
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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    Quote Originally Posted by El Chapo View Post
    So yes, I don't care who tells me that it's getting old, but I will continue to attack him until he's carried away on a helicopter because he got stuck to the couch.
    Bruh, I was talking to The Lame Twatfather. Not you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Bruh, I was talking to The Lame Twatfather. Not you.
    I know, silly goose lol

    But I attack Know P as much as him...

    So I know it's probably "getting old"

    I'm just saying, I have my personal reason as to why I attack him.

    And he's because he's not a man. He's a fucking snitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    You don't work 24 hours a day, so that's not a valid excuse. Go outside.

    @El Chapo Damn son, your boy just called you and Pump a melded bag of used condoms. You gonna let that happen?
    I was talking about dia. Ric is my buddy on here, he gives me ab exercises with laughing fits when he attacks DoughP.

    You ten gallons of gay in a one quart bottle of gay butt lube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chapo View Post
    You know I will always target eKNOWrmous Pig because he's a fucking snitch.

    Never in my life have I ever dealt with a snitch, unless it was this dumb 18 year old broad I fucked a couple years ago who tried to accuse me of "having my way with her" just because I told her we couldn't date.

    Bitch, you let me hit on the first date and now you want to date? kind of logic is that?


    So yes, I don't care who tells me that it's getting old, but I will continue to attack him until he's carried away on a helicopter because he got stuck to the couch.

    And the only reason he called 911 was because he couldn't reach the 6 bowls of different chips sitting on his lap.

    he'a fucking peon snitch


    and until the day he apologizes for snitching, I will stop.


    FUCKING HOG KNOWN PIG!!


    You scum!!

    Don't make me fuck your ugly wife just because.


    And the only reason I want to do it it's because I want one of your kids to walk in on us...


    and your kids call you crying that "Momma loves wrestling with Mexicans"

    I'll figure four that hoe!!
    I damn near broke my ribs laughing at that one particular part.

    DoughP was like "911, I have a tragic emergency... i cant reach 6 of my loved ones. They're stranded and I have absolutely no way to get to them! Send help please!"

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    @The Great Father

    The guys night out at hooters


    Barely on our 3rd pitcher

    But tonight is my ale night?
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    Ale? Ah shit. Tonight is Lager night for me.

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    What did you drink?

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    Re: Your hero is drunk.

    If that question is addressed to me:

    There is a lager named after me and so I drink it:


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