You forgot this one...
Get a room, you two. Hopefully one that has a nest of japanese hornets under the mattress that will attack when the weight of two fruity men is on the bed.
You forgot this one...
Get a room, you two. Hopefully one that has a nest of japanese hornets under the mattress that will attack when the weight of two fruity men is on the bed.
Oh yeah. Gay jokes. That makes 4. You were right @Toobs. My bad.
Why must you two get all lovey-dovey? It is not approved by The Great Father. Go empty some used condoms into an old smoking pipe and slowly sip on it while pretending to be Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... you know, if he was a pineapple pony like you two.
Don't compare The Great Father to that melded bag of used condoms and nascar fans. The Great Father is the mightiest wit to have ever crossed the realm.
Other people who work desk jobs procrastinate with solitaire or minesweeper or facebook. The Great Father jots stuff on here.
Now take down those One Direction posters that you have covering every inch of your walls and ceiling in your parents basement at once!
You don't work 24 hours a day, so that's not a valid excuse. Go outside.
@El Chapo Damn son, your boy just called you and Pump a melded bag of used condoms. You gonna let that happen?
You know I will always target eKNOWrmous Pig because he's a fucking snitch.
Never in my life have I ever dealt with a snitch, unless it was this dumb 18 year old broad I fucked a couple years ago who tried to accuse me of "having my way with her" just because I told her we couldn't date.
Bitch, you let me hit on the first date and now you want to date? kind of logic is that?
So yes, I don't care who tells me that it's getting old, but I will continue to attack him until he's carried away on a helicopter because he got stuck to the couch.
And the only reason he called 911 was because he couldn't reach the 6 bowls of different chips sitting on his lap.
he'a fucking peon snitch
and until the day he apologizes for snitching, I will stop.
FUCKING HOG KNOWN PIG!!
You scum!!
Don't make me fuck your ugly wife just because.
And the only reason I want to do it it's because I want one of your kids to walk in on us...
and your kids call you crying that "Momma loves wrestling with Mexicans"
I'll figure four that hoe!!
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@The Great Father
The guys night out at hooters
Barely on our 3rd pitcher
But tonight is my ale night?
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Ale? Ah shit. Tonight is Lager night for me.
What did you drink?
If that question is addressed to me:
There is a lager named after me and so I drink it: