Originally Posted by
Blanco.
So I slap this dude honey on his heiney
Turns with a look that isn't horny, he might want to fight me.
So I say "I aint got no gun I aint got no knife
I dont want to fight but i want to be your one night wife"
Suddenly I'm surrounded by men just like I always hoped.
I sipped my wine and got ready to tug some rope.
There was fellas to the left of me... cute guys to the right
Big men, short men, fat men, rude men there.... it was a sexy sight
The one dude had a hunch that I was ready to hump.
I felt a thump as my face took a punch