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    Re: Whats your occupation? No Lies/No trolling

    Stone Cold Steve Autism is the best thing in this thread.

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    I used to be an EA... now I’m a collections lead - fuck it

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    @joe_metts yo fuck you - that’s how they all really act too!!! The fuck you even in the profession for then?

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    @MsPush you go... it took me 6 years to graduate college (part time) but when I did I graduated with a 3.65GPA (that’s why I went slow, so I could) what sucked is I didn’t know I had to sign up for my gold tassel (I wanted to surprise my mom when I walked) - I thought you just got it... it’s all good LOL I’m still an airhead sometimes
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    Understatement of the century.

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    For real...
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    These days I can usually be found in the lab, working on my pet project. It's a Fitbit-esque device that is a stroke counter, heart rate monitor, 02 monitor, pulse rate monitor, and wifi Bluetooth device that is secondarily a suspender because condoms are hella baggie, but primarily a cock ring. It logs fuck sessions and posts them to the leaderboard so you can compete with your Bros. It also has a built-in vibration function that works as a rhythm reminder and is also a little something for the ladies. The vibration function is that little something, my dicks not little, fuck you! Anyway, I'm just working on thatt, and that means a lot of time spent at the workbench, fucking your mom and sister, hard, trying to get this thing off the ground and onto all y'all's D's.

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    I was totally following and then came “competing with your brothers” cause like I peeped the bro code shit else where and was shocked but mmm It left me kinda suspicious of EVERYBODY now. My boy, at the casino, I heard him “I prefer girls” and I just shook my head like EVERYBODY. But anyways...

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    I’m a find a man that hates anal if it’s the last thing I do... watch
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    Re: Whats your occupation? No Lies/No trolling

    Quote Originally Posted by OutWrite View Post
    These days I can usually be found in the lab, working on my pet project. It's a Fitbit-esque device that is a stroke counter, heart rate monitor, 02 monitor, pulse rate monitor, and wifi Bluetooth device that is secondarily a suspender because condoms are hella baggie, but primarily a cock ring. It logs fuck sessions and posts them to the leaderboard so you can compete with your Bros. It also has a built-in vibration function that works as a rhythm reminder and is also a little something for the ladies. The vibration function is that little something, my dicks not little, fuck you! Anyway, I'm just working on thatt, and that means a lot of time spent at the workbench, fucking your mom and sister, hard, trying to get this thing off the ground and onto all y'all's D's.
    i know that youre just joking around with that shit...

    but, thats honestly a great idea, and i can almost guarantee thousands of people whose pervsion level is so high that it makes us look like nuns would buy that shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Disciple View Post
    I was totally following and then came “competing with your brothers” cause like I peeped the bro code shit else where and was shocked but mmm It left me kinda suspicious of EVERYBODY now. My boy, at the casino, I heard him “I prefer girls” and I just shook my head like EVERYBODY. But anyways...

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    I’m a find a man that hates anal if it’s the last thing I do... watch
    ma'am...
    have you ever had a Kentucky Klondike Bar?

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    @Toobs nah... like I get the entire concept but just never in my life saw a women I actually would - PLUS - I don’t like to share so like the 2-3 exes that were pressuring me to, I just ran like nah... I’ve loaned my jeans out before and hell no. Nah... I really just can’t.
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    I'm currently working on a prototype right now. I just can't get the components like the charging port and batteries in a small enough housing. Cuz right now that's just swallowin my whole d

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Disciple View Post
    @Toobs nah... like I get the entire concept but just never in my life saw a women I actually would - PLUS - I don’t like to share so like the 2-3 exes that were pressuring me to, I just ran like nah... I’ve loaned my jeans out before and hell no. Nah... I really just can’t.
    theres more than 1 way to extrapolate an aglet... into going out there the inside became the outside so i was swimming with an ostrich... 3 more advanced butter creepy banana hammock..

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    Is he hit now too or joking... I cleaned all night and then swam laps until I passed out. My mom felt so bad she didn’t make me go to school - is that really the last time you checked in

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    I get sick enough when it comes to my family I don’t need the extra

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    I don’t want the spirits I don’t want the team

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    PTSD obviously

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    Like I’m in their fucking terror bubble
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