LLL Hall of Champions

[King]

King vs Meters






Meters



ask Token or Arch if he chokes under pressure, ask God of War why he can't champ me
three HOF losses is the text equivalent of getting posterized more than Shawn Bradley
its darker days than RB when I sharpen blades n throw em out as the cards I play
if three losses makes You HOF then Orc just made Evolve the first legend of RIA
this compulsive liars just avoiding a beating, don't beef w me like you a deviant
sent Knux his verse, 'n a request to mod EBL season 1 so he don't have to compete in it
in lyrics, poker, or chess I'm the King Checker, he threatened by my fresh execution
not just snatching his title n crown, i'm taking King's head off like the French Revolution
I'll follow you to emergency n stab you in surgery blow a smoke ring then I'm ghost
so when you wake up to Arch yelling 'Clear!' that's your nurse 'n he don't mean the Coast
the earth quakes when I put out your lights, you haven't earned the right to grab mics
to represent the distance between us King would have to flatline til seismographs spiked
I'll murder this forensic journalist, show him what personal is exposing him 2/3 ways
looked in his place n what I saw was purple n semen stained Before bein' under UV rays
fuck a paragraph, let the barrel blast. so what in the chat threads I get overworked
stop wasting my time, for King '3 hr Grace Period' an extended prayer so he don't get merked
first he tried to duck me, now suddenly Kings feeling hot but he straight trash
if King's winning this week its cuz he finally gettin his Props. now that 8 passed (just ask him bro)
I'd say we take after different facets of Nick Diaz though I'd never stand in ya shoes
I overwhelm w/ volume punches n get in ya head, you talk incoherent shit after ya lose
you're Bland, vanilla w/ the tofu swirls. I write hiroshima shit, son just mince words
i've seen more convincing signs of life in japan's nuclear zone than anywhere in King's verse
you can act all low on blood sugar n get rudely awakened when tryna beat me
if he thinks he'll get a vote he's Out to Lunch or at least hallucinatin' from diabetes
now you bitching out on the 30 for the 3rd time. take the title, sick of your bragging when
neither you or LLL ever got respect, the corny ass league Deserves you as its last champion

fitting end to rapbattles, get the fuck outta my face







King

...and when i came back i had won, shits usually close but then i got the nod cuz i go for the beaten to death personal shit king style

U've been swaying hard, so I'ma start with a lesson on why ur a clown
Its physics fag. If my styles carrying u to champs, then ur in NO position to put it down
I'm known for harshness, but even my humor'll bring some votes
Check this; Meters earned his spot in the finals....ooooh shit, Kings got jokes
n Of course u resent the no shows, ur social life has proved to be fubar
So its ironic that u only been winning cuz noone else is half the fucking loser that u are
Most dudes have a night life on Fridays, he's at home bored writing his shit
Closest he's got to a night life has been growing up shielded n swordfighting with chrit
This nerd needs to get outside. Go for a walk, run thru some parks
Cuz the only fresh Air meters gets is compressed in a can to clean his computer parts
n Fuck ur nice guy rep. Ur bitchmade, the type that won't attack
Truth is we know ur soft cuz u got a 'Tender heart, meters...tattoo on your lower back
I'm ballin son. My car note is like a mortgage cuz I got the dopest whip
Only car note meters has says "I can't afford the parking, please dont tow my shit"
n U can quit posting walls in the chat dweeb, ur the reason its dead
If anyone wants to see u go back n forth, its cuz Arch or Knux shoud be here instead

^ oh I don't even worry about 'seasons' anymore, i run the whole LLL and have since I was 15 years old....

Last time Metres champed = Season 2, One time

U run LLL? Lets compare who's delivered when somethings on the line
I'll start off with my 6 HoF's n Legends verse, U'll start off with "Once upon a time..."
His perception is completely fucked, Idk what this faggots on
It's been 13 seasons bitch. U "run the whole LLL" like my fat ass runs a whole marathon
Ur era was back in 04, pops. yet in 2012 ur here tryina punch with King
Somehow this faggots managed 'to leap years'...without champing a fucking thing
He could never keep up, Ego is about to get this lame faggot hurt
Cuz this scrubs getting worn out like Arch didn't have time to change after work
I dont talk, I land hits. With u its all walls n idk which one is worse...
The one with u crying in the chat, or the one u'll make with all the bricks in ur verse




King Wins

[King]

Salamander vs Allen Knight



Salamander



@Allen Knight aka Allen Knightmare aka Faggot aka I do this at the start of every verse to distract you from my terrible wording

Look...

I was through/done writing yo. Then I saw this moot, unlikely foe.
So I decided to show up 'N C Unite.. but if they do, this might be close.
Dude, your writing blows! Your verses weaken w/ every match set.
You clearly had to pucker up to be considered decent in any Ass Pecked.
I'm leaving you many facts, friend. You've made me fuckin' vomit.
If I see one more sports bar, I'll invite you to your favorite one & bomb it.
I've TAKEN what I've gotten. & you? Oddly your hype is dumb luck.
We can go tit for tat, but I prefer Tet & how he bodied you twice in 1 month.
WHY SO PERSONAL SALLY? Because I'm funny, bored & deserving.
You're being counterproductive, so go grab a cutting board & ya wording.
Your ugly forum is hurting, thinking you'd all flatline for showin' love.
How do I know you're Mere mortals? You lost to THAT guy in Golden Glove.
Your yap's dry & swollen shut, no more loose jaw to offend dudes.
Forget your day job as a mechanic, now there's only 2 sockets to tend to.
Fool's talkin' pretend too. Like FUCK what you said in the mag, bruh.
'Cuz the way I see it...

Yo if there's a tag tourney u wanna tag up?

Fag's done, The Dean of Schemes is hotter & knows he filled the shelf.
You couldn't even be a Co-Dean, so swallow a bottle of those & kill yourself.
Use ya expos, fancy words, w/e, you seem all jealous & hopeless man.
If you dress your lines w/ anything, it should be retard helmets & yoga pants.

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Allen Knight


Im pimpin hos on the regular, while they hating u geek
Only time Salamander could pull new tail's if he ripped his own off n waited a week
We all kno u hate pussy, faggot bugs for a dick
Cialis a player, while u need atleast a 1000 pills of that to get up for a bitch
Alien & hush arrived u were a d/r fanboy..shit'll haunt u dude
Cuz u klingon there balls ready to jerk at hyper speeds any time they want you to
u flip played as fuck shit, wats goin thru ur heads nonsense
Cuz Its notorious that S.coombs thru the archives tryna profit off dead concepts
Ur a low life scum no other faker, who thinks this sucker major
mankind sucha disgrace to humans he deserves to be buried alive by a undertaker
U love sucking dick faggot, got people universally scorn
Shit the amount of boise blew could fill up every bed in a university dorm
ur moms fucked 1000s of ppl, damn she got a high tally
Had more long stiff things between her crotch than kicks stands at a bike rally
All this biter does is steal raps, ur style has seen hard times
If the cops put a APB on ur concepts itll be a description of netcees archives
Ud do anything for a hit of drugs, u love smack truly
Stunts ull pull for ur need for speed could be mimicked & put in that movie
Ur not sal muthafucka he wasn't this corny & dumb witted
Wen ppl say reinvent urself they didn't mean take someones identity an run w/ it









Salamander Wins