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  1. #181
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    The culture’s evolved, now we bring advanced bars in,
    But I still give props to Chuck D... Charles Darwin.
    No Beagle, but my dogs in the yard barkin’,
    Fucking up the landscape worse than palm farming.
    Kids fling they shit like chimps and start laughing.
    We fighting on frontlines while you’re in the park LARPing.

    Yo, for real though...
    My life story reads like the work of Charles Darwin’s;
    Always seeking to improve my form through past hardships,
    When every time I died inside it was harsh carnage,
    But the parts that survived fucking thrived so the harm’s harnessed.

    Next rhyme: smokescreen

  2. #182

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    I'll show it's real intense this not a smokescreen,
    Catch a body, buildings shake like protein,
    I'm nearly 60 I just tell em I'm an old teen,
    Theres a crowd behind his boo n he's a loser that's a home team,
    Average seamstress, so mean,
    Peter Piper picked a pipe cuz he's a dope fiend,
    Tried to jack me with a blade when he had no green,
    I just put a baby in his face, that's a pope dream

    Next Rhyme: Folk Song
    I prefer boxers to underpants cuz I'm into ball room like a rhumba dance,
    You should really give drugs a chance - have ya mind in a rabbit hole like when thumper wanks

  3. #183
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    My life’s a folk song I openly quote from...
    A folk song which evokes long meditations on the past we arose from.

    Uh, my life’s like a folk song...
    Except, whenever I try ‘passing on through customs’ it goes wrong.
    Shit.

    Here I was gonna write a sad, poetic line about a lone swan...
    Instead I severed its head and used its neck as a dope bong.
    Whoah.
    Goddamn, this smoke’s strong.
    I got a spliff that’s as big as a goat’s schlong.
    Passive smoke got the imaginary gnomes monged,
    And it’s suspicious how whenever they leave, all the dro’s gone...
    Little thieving bastards.

    Next rhyme: tablespoon

  4. #184

    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    I'm a lazy dude, I smoke an 8th of glue,
    get a lady nude then fuck her like I been takin ludes by the table spoon,
    bitch askin why I fail to move,
    I told her I'm just playing cool n premature ejaculations rude so change ya tune or end up in a major mood,
    cuz life's a rollercoaster n you won't have to face the queue when you get a fast-pass for a surgeons waiting room,
    excuse my french but j'aime legumes,
    I tried eating staple foods,
    paper even a couple erasers too,
    so believe it when I say I really sprayed the deuce

    Next Rhyme: Ring piece
    I prefer boxers to underpants cuz I'm into ball room like a rhumba dance,
    You should really give drugs a chance - have ya mind in a rabbit hole like when thumper wanks

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