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    Re: Heads up...

    Quote Originally Posted by Witty. View Post
    I want to have sex with you.

    Better get that butt warmed up.

    I'm coming for ya, big boy.
    Wiener digger, you have never used your trouser gopher for anything besides a princessly tinkle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Great Father View Post
    Wiener digger, you have never used your trouser gopher for anything besides a princessly tinkle.
    True, you will be my first.

    And we will be in love forever.

    And we will do le butt secs every day.

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    Clearly you have exited the closet with bravado for asking me to treat your rear pussy as I would one pertaining to someone who is female in body, not just female in mind like you.

    So I got a groupie already begging the coolest man on cable to plow them. This is not met with my approval, but you won't stop whining.

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    Re: Heads up...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mimic View Post
    I still have no clue how he escapes the pink handcuffs his boyfriend puts on him...
    Why do you not secure the second locks?
    He's slippery in that facility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witty. View Post
    ooooh I hope I win!!!!
    Seeking pole position so early in the campaign...

    This is clearly an advanced technique, judges.

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    Re: Heads up...

    I think I'll get the most eagerly anticipated contest of the year of this site running in a few days.

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    Re: Heads up...

    Quote Originally Posted by OutWrite View Post
    Why do you not secure the second locks?
    He's slippery in that facility.

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    Seeking pole position so early in the campaign...

    This is clearly an advanced technique, judges.
    Second locks?

    You know more about these than I do. I was just going to buy a furry ball & chain
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    Re: Heads up...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mimic View Post
    Second locks?

    You know more about these than I do. I was just going to buy a furry ball & chain
    And then there's this guy who shopping furry balls.
    @The lots of comp this year.

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    You're a cute cheerleader.

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    I feel as tho that's a long leer at my pom poms.

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    they're just so pretty.

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    Re: Heads up...

    What closet have you been hiding in?

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    i do not hide.

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    Re: Heads up...

    Quote Originally Posted by Witty. View Post
    i do not hide. I am upfront of my love for the feminine lifestyle upfront. I thrust my prada purse and poke you with my eyeliner pen as I talk about why Real Housewives is the best thing to happen since guys started wearing speedos to the beach AND OR since that marvelous day I picked up a copy of Cosmo Teen Girl and realized I was in fact playing so many sports not because I was good (because i was never good at sports, they hurt my toesies) but because of the pleasures i got in the shower room with the view that made me a swooning susie.

    so you know i dont hide wanting tom sellick and tom cruise to eiffel tower me and then spit on me and call me ms lovelace
    ....

    Quite. As in now I see the reason behind your signature image.

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    Re: Heads up...

    Update:

    Witty married a barkeep named Stephan.
    My username is testament to my utter destruction of (gay) Kill Spree

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    They adopted a boy from Myanmar and raised him as well as two men can raise a baby, 'okay' I guess, until the age of consent at which time that little homewrecker caused a rift in their marriage.

    Sounds like that's all she wrote, at least it would be for any other gay marriage, but this was a strong gay marriage. A gay marriage built on the philosophy that any penis will do. Instead of letting this recently pubescent boy tear them apart, they decided to split him in half.

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