Attack of the Muff vs Joe Boston - Muff wins

[Attack of the Muff]

12-14

checking in

due whenever joe said in that thread Iono idc

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ill shapeshift into a monster. the kid is just vicious
if u shapeshift u wearing jeans that slim a few inches
Ur appraoch w/women? I laugh and just giggle
Coz every Kiss begins w/ "Kaaaay, can ur fat ass just back up a little
bro ur stats suck. them shits in the worst order
Plus ur battle record look like a NBA game in the Fourth Quarter
beat u once here and once on nc. this kid's a shadow
gave u a double whammy like ur tits when ur excited ass wins a battle
Muff nigga. im on that shit You Know Nothing About
This battle a 'Free When' like a Fortune Telling Done on the House
Bodyshots/Headshots. Hit ur spleen n ur dome ogre
U say u Knockout Kings. U look like Butterbean w/ a Combover

[Attack of the Muff]

@Joe Boston

come on

don't play dumb

[Joe Boston]

10 @Attack of the Muff

Your bitch got that stank pussy i told her many times stop bringing that pollution
My crew ask will it Burn are D, no? Then why she got a reputation of killing more people then a California shooting?
Why they routing like hes a threat facing joe get ur fucking mind right
Cuz trust me ill rob you blind then pay off my goons to permanently damage ur eyesight
Get off the drugs and find christ always on a high its seems u dont mind heights
Pulls up his pants and turns his hat around while on the ledge still thinks he can fly right
At night i love fucking ur bitch she tells me after one round ur outta breath
In the bedroom she calls me a Bronco cuz she favors me like the NFL refs
Hit you with a left i could give a fuck about your size
On the outside your fragile soft crust and probably sell out quicker then Patti Labelles pies
 
Will have links as soon as i can @Tim... open for votes my dude

[MoFo]

Your bitch got that stank pussy i told her many times stop bringing that pollution
My crew ask will it Burn are D, no? Then why she got a reputation of killing more people then a California shooting?
First line funny as hell second is current not to heavy though
Why they routing like hes a threat facing joe get ur fucking mind right
Cuz trust me ill rob you blind then pay off my goons to permanently damage ur eyesight
Nun to heavy if u gone make threat go stuey wit it
Get off the drugs and find christ always on a high its seems u dont mind heights
Pulls up his pants and turns his hat around while on the ledge still thinks he can fly right
This is a miss
At night i love fucking ur bitch she tells me after one round ur outta breath
In the bedroom she calls me a Bronco cuz she favors me like the NFL refs
Ok ok ok back to the money
Hit you with a left i could give a fuck about your size
On the outside your fragile soft crust and probably sell out quicker then Patti Labelles pies
Simple but again current this is a hit





ill shapeshift into a monster. the kid is just vicious
if u shapeshift u wearing jeans that slim a few inches
Nun to heavy and Levi's 501s is shrink to fit. They popular but I hate having to go thru 5 buttons to just to piss
Ur appraoch w/women? I laugh and just giggle
Coz every Kiss begins w/ "Kaaaay, can ur fat ass just back up a little
I can't fuck with this... I get it I saw the commercial but just reading how u wrote k is gay
bro ur stats suck. them shits in the worst order
Plus ur battle record look like a NBA game in the Fourth Quarter
It do tho
beat u once here and once on nc. this kid's a shadow
gave u a double whammy like ur tits when ur excited ass wins a battle
I like first line second line naw
Muff nigga. im on that shit You Know Nothing About
This battle a 'Free When' like a Fortune Telling Done on the House
Hell naw this shit is awful
Bodyshots/Headshots. Hit ur spleen n ur dome ogre
U say u Knockout Kings. U look like Butterbean w/ a Combover
Shit is funny but coulda tied in better


This battle was a serious let down I found that ogm vs jb battle better then this shit and yal suppose to be the heavyweight vets around here fuck going on!!! Joe Boston gets this not by much

[Joe Boston]

Upping

[slecht]

ill shapeshift into a monster. the kid is just vicious
if u shapeshift u wearing jeans that slim a few inches
6/10
Ur appraoch w/women? I laugh and just giggle
Coz every Kiss begins w/ "Kaaaay, can ur fat ass just back up a little
nah not feeling it. 4/10
bro ur stats suck. them shits in the worst order
Plus ur battle record look like a NBA game in the Fourth Quarter
eh okay 5/10
beat u once here and once on nc. this kid's a shadow
gave u a double whammy like ur tits when ur excited ass wins a battle
not bad 6/10
Muff nigga. im on that shit You Know Nothing About
This battle a 'Free When' like a Fortune Telling Done on the House
kinda weak 4/10
Bodyshots/Headshots. Hit ur spleen n ur dome ogre
U say u Knockout Kings. U look like Butterbean w/ a Combover
2nd best bar 6/10

31 out of the possible 60 points.

10 @Attack of the Muff

Your bitch got that stank pussy i told her many times stop bringing that pollution
My crew ask will it Burn are D, no? Then why she got a reputation of killing more people then a California shooting?
not liking the wp here 3/10
Why they routing like hes a threat facing joe get ur fucking mind right
Cuz trust me ill rob you blind then pay off my goons to permanently damage ur eyesight
ok not bad here 6/10
Get off the drugs and find christ always on a high its seems u dont mind heights
Pulls up his pants and turns his hat around while on the ledge still thinks he can fly right
nah feeling this one a bit soft here 4/10
At night i love fucking ur bitch she tells me after one round ur outta breath
In the bedroom she calls me a Bronco cuz she favors me like the NFL refs
more like self hype on this. eh not bad 5/10
Hit you with a left i could give a fuck about your size
On the outside your fragile soft crust and probably sell out quicker then Patti Labelles pies
 lol kinda funny 4/10

22 out of the possible 50


fellas this boiled down to who was more polished conceptually. set-ups were a bit clearer and more established. muff was more polished with clearer punches and better, more dynamic scheme work. mvgt muff barely

[Meth]

12-14

checking in

due whenever joe said in that thread Iono idc

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ill shapeshift into a monster. the kid is just vicious
if u shapeshift u wearing jeans that slim a few inches
--meh
Ur appraoch w/women? I laugh and just giggle
Coz every Kiss begins w/ "Kaaaay, can ur fat ass just back up a little
--funny, ok
bro ur stats suck. them shits in the worst order
Plus ur battle record look like a NBA game in the Fourth Quarter
--word haha
beat u once here and once on nc. this kid's a shadow
gave u a double whammy like ur tits when ur excited ass wins a battle
--gone
Muff nigga. im on that shit You Know Nothing About
This battle a 'Free When' like a Fortune Telling Done on the House
--ok
Bodyshots/Headshots. Hit ur spleen n ur dome ogre
U say u Knockout Kings. U look like Butterbean w/ a Combover
--lacking semblance between ur lines here

10 @Attack of the Muff

Your bitch got that stank pussy i told her many times stop bringing that pollution
My crew ask will it Burn are D, no? Then why she got a reputation of killing more people then a California shooting?
--eh I'll give a pass on the wp. It's close enough. Execution lacked but good concept
Why they routing like he's a threat facing joe get ur fucking mind right
Cuz trust me ill rob you blind then pay off my goons to permanently damage ur eyesight
--nice
Get off the drugs and find christ always on a high its seems u dont mind heights
Pulls up his pants and turns his hat around while on the ledge still thinks he can fly right
--not a fan
At night i love fucking ur bitch she tells me after one round ur outta breath
In the bedroom she calls me a Bronco cuz she favors me like the NFL refs
--lol u salty
Hit you with a left i could give a fuck about your size
On the outside your fragile soft crust and probably sell out quicker then Patti Labelles pies
--idk who that is bro but sell out is dated
 
Will have links as soon as i can @Tim... open for votes my dude

I wish Joe would cut the unneeded words out of his verses

He's got some pretty good ideas

Too much stuff from the local paper but good ideas nonetheless lmfao

Muffy had a good showing

Thought double whammy was fire

Cool battle bros

V/ muff

[Joe Boston]

2-1 upping muffs way

[OG Maestro]

Your bitch got that stank pussy i told her many times stop bringing that pollution
My crew ask will it Burn are D, no? Then why she got a reputation of killing more people then a California shooting?
Why they routing like hes a threat facing joe get ur fucking mind right
Cuz trust me ill rob you blind then pay off my goons to permanently damage ur eyesight
Hit you with a left i could give a fuck about your size
On the outside your fragile soft crust and probably sell out quicker then Patti Labelles pies

vs.

ll shapeshift into a monster. the kid is just vicious
if u shapeshift u wearing jeans that slim a few inches
^this is funny as shit lol
bro ur stats suck. them shits in the worst order
Plus ur battle record look like a NBA game in the Fourth Quarter

Vote: JB Smoove

Overall I think Muff takes this on creativity but his bars just don't have that punch behind them, a lot of them were funny but came off as light jokes in the end. I'm looking for a joke that'll make you say, "damn..." you feel me. usually muff has that factor in half of his battles or so, but this time it was just a lot of clowning around. and joe barely gets my vote with his first 2 bars

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that patti labelle pies bar shouldn't be quoted as a weak hit. shit was wack. i take that bar back. vote stays the same though.

[Attack of the Muff]

2-2 up

[Joe Boston]

Can we get some votes here votes here!

[Letterman]

Ur appraoch w/women? I laugh and just giggle
Coz every Kiss begins w/ "Kaaaay, can ur fat ass just back up a little
bro ur stats suck. them shits in the worst order
Plus ur battle record look like a NBA game in the Fourth Quarter
Bodyshots/Headshots. Hit ur spleen n ur dome ogre
U say u Knockout Kings. U look like Butterbean w/ a Combover

Vs

Why they routing like hes a threat facing joe get ur fucking mind right
Cuz trust me ill rob you blind then pay off my goons to permanently damage ur eyesight
Hit you with a left i could give a fuck about your size
On the outside your fragile soft crust and probably sell out quicker then Patti Labelles pies

Joe could've worded his bars better but those two were done decently enough. Muff was more consistent here so that gave him the edge in this one.

v/Muff

[WarLord]

ill shapeshift into a monster. the kid is just vicious
if u shapeshift u wearing jeans that slim a few inches
Ur appraoch w/women? I laugh and just giggle
Coz every Kiss begins w/ "Kaaaay, can ur fat ass just back up a little
bro ur stats suck. them shits in the worst order
Plus ur battle record look like a NBA game in the Fourth Quarter

Started off funny, and witty! If he's fat, then hella personal. Simple short to the point kinda lines. Direct af. I wasn't the biggest fan of the laugh it jiggle thing, that was soft, but the Kiss with K line was mad creative. Hard personal with the punch on the NBA reference, that was actually tight though. After that I aint feel much, the Fortune telling punch was there but aint land. Half of your verse was good amor, overall decent drop.

10 @Attack of the Muff

Your bitch got that stank pussy i told her many times stop bringing that pollution
My crew ask will it Burn are D, no? Then why she got a reputation of killing more people then a California shooting?
Why they routing like hes a threat facing joe get ur fucking mind right
Cuz trust me ill rob you blind then pay off my goons to permanently damage ur eyesight

2 bars really went hard, then the rest just aint hit em. I liked the opener, you stretched the concept which kinda takes from the punch, wording was too much. Punch hit but it's all indirect. Other 2 lines were hard, real street, raw. Never heard it played like that, so much respect on the creativity for this bar. However the rest is just saying stuff. The heights set up was just too repetitive and the follow up was off. Same with the crust line, I felt like a hell of a closer coming, and it fell to a simple jab.

Overall: Attack of the Muff

I was secretly rooting for Joe, thought I've read better, but in the long run (imo) Muff just came harder at the start, he had more quotable lines which gives him the win. AOTM got this...

[Joe Boston]

4-2 upping

[Attack of the Muff]

4-2 upping

this