he has a Tumblr account
he has a Tumblr account
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He wears a sun hat with a daisy on it when he gardens.
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He only buys cologne to spray on his body pillow to comfort him.
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He has weekly Hallmark movie marathons.
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He gets guys drunk and convinces them it's not gay for getting their dicks sucked because "lips are lips".
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
Killing Spree be like:
e-mailed Drake to ask him for advice on how to get tear stains out of denim
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lmfao@toodlethOriginally Posted by Mr Elmsby
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He's got "It's raining men" on repeat in the VW Bug w/ Eye lashes.
when he hears its raining men he pokes holes in his umbrella...
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Killing Spree be like:
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
rofl nicely done.
LMFAO
He votes for the male politician he thinks would be wild in the sack.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
Killing Spree be like:
He went on scared straight. . and still came out gay
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An armed man is a citizen,
An unarmed man is a victim.
He uses text battles as a pick up line to meet guys at Applebees.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
He uses the biggest turkey baster as a "Colon Cleanser"
when youre a faggot and a statue enthusiast and your twin brother is laying behind you in bed
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he was born as a man..,
which was totally a fucking waste because he gives birth to butt semen...
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his mistress is @Amen 's dad
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