LLL SWAGAZINE:
Jordan Cry Ed.
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INTRO
That interview was fire. Grafh is that nigga though. He got some serious bars. Might have to cop that latest joint. But yo, we back in the building. Some really good bars from last week, some close upsets, some sign outs and some new recruits in the building. Lets get into it shall. #raplivesmatter
REVIEWS
(voter breakdowns)
CHAMP MATCH: Smog vs Rich Porter
I think this was a pretty close battle, but I have to go with Smoog. I think Rich brought some pretty dope lines, but Smoog just has a style that appeals to me more. The picture that line was unmatched by anything Rich dropped. Good effort from both, but Smoog has this one for me going away. I thought there was going to be a title change after Rich's first few lines, but he just lost steam.
CONTENDERS MATCH: Joe Boston vs Plethora
Overall Joe feel more rushed than normal it seemed u had the concepts but executed um bad.. I liked the opener tho..
Plethora had a couple a good hits n a couple a light hits but executed harsher n cleaner plus had more quotes so I gotta go plethora here.. Nice read folks
War Shack vs Stat.
Wow this close af.. I felt stat had more misses but his hits were dope.. Shack stayed pretty consistent throughout couple solid barz n a few light ones.. This really a toss up but feel stats missed hurt him I mean one more of those solid hits it'd a been his but I got war on consistency.. Nice read Fellas this was a tuff call but I got shack barely.. Good battle
Letterman vs Enbombz
Well I have letterman taking this one. I'm not American either Bombs, but the way you worded some of your lines really came off wrong to me. I root for the foreign goons man! But I just couldn't get behind your jibe tonight. I thought letterman was stronger in his attempts and impact. You weren't really harsh or hard hitting. Letterman stay away from corny concepts that are an obvious "done to death" adage.
Clout vs Rattlesnake
Tuff bout.. Both consistent both pretty much landed all so I gotta go with who had the harsher material n I feel clout edged it 4-3 on that.. This actually a real close match good personals n creativity so proud to both but I got clout barely taking this.. Good shit yall
Killing Spree vs boston
spree had a couple good flips on some coined news. didn't really feel the wording on the other bars. boston had that one Sprewell bar that was funny af but other than that, just a bunch of lines that weren't too creative.
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TOP BARS
(voters choice)
@Joe Boston
Im big around this Atlas people salute Joe like the Sarg
So if Ple Bargain with me for the kill they'll find me guilty as charged
@plethora
MD's can't fix him, so wont get taken to the hospital
but i'll drop u off at the Doc, along w/ duct-tape, blocks & rope
make this fat fuck fold soon as i pump the gun
til his Big Body Benz & gets stuffed in the trunk of one
u fucken bum. gut ya lungs & get ur throat slashed
those red lines going across Boston wont be a road map
@War Shack
him decent? BLASPHEMY, at 32 - 1 your return was purely garbage, b
his style is such smoke n mirrors - it could script the plot for now u see me 3
ya chicks great, we mixed fate n now i hit her in the worst way
i left this nigga bayless.. like when skip walked right out on 1st take
@Stat.
War, you’ll get rattled just for sport, this shit is like a game you see
battle weak bitches or go to war, that shit is all the same to me
My last battle you voted in, and you barely got the basics
you’ll finally catch my drift, when I slam into you with my A6
If you’re on the highway to the title then you better check it surly
war shack it ain’t your turn, cuz you just took your exit early
@Letterman
This virgin does Nazi any pussy. You've never pulled a bitch with your mack
Cuz every chick pushes Bombz away.. dude gets shot down more than a blitzkrieg attack
He trailer park trash, so you as a gangsta? We not believing
I'll easily get this hick up outta here.. by giving him a chest shot that'll stop his breathing
But fuck guns. RPG aimed at your gut'll make this coward wither
The way you'll lose your center from the rockets, it'd make Dwight Howard reconsider
@Enbombz
It's been a bad year for you, no shows have gotten worse
Only Plus you can take out's through DQ n you still not dropped a verse,
Bombs'll Put the knife to ya brain, just start slashing n smile
Leave so many parts of ya sub conscience in the cut, looks like i'm jackin ya style
@Rich Porter @Cred
catch a two piece or I'm Suited like a Goon before I blast mine reckless
get Socked or see the Mask before the Ring. that's a Mankind entrance
go hard or go home. u play Games while ur hoe be blowing my phone
she pop up on my Screen means they'll be Balls on her head.. Pokemon Go
disrespecting legends tho? @Amen u a bitch for tryna condone this
pussy u only Caught the Body because you got Ahold of the OLD $pit
@Smog
the hype from white on black crimes repetitive, n this race stuff has gotten me....
... To the point imma murder this Hispanic faggot...
Type a hustler to front ya crack n never get money back, even fiends play this fool
So ain't it fuckin ironic ur named Rich Porter... But never seem to get 'paid in full..'
But he's hard? Quit the crap, i don't need smarts to get ur act
So paint that image for slow developers.. Cuz ud have to be a retard to picture that
@Rattlesnake
here's the latest news, ur fams a bunch of queers
sur got banned over "dropping nice" flips, something u haven't done in years
ur 17-2 w/o a medal? this bad of a flop is so rare
cuz yeah u managed to fulsome voters, but all of their flattery got u nowhere
@Clout
& RS won't weigh in. He moves as a snake, silent on some winter soldier shit.
ur Shield line in 1-2? many agreed it Carried some clout along w/ ur teeth marks all over it
Let the Convent to his squad of fairies. Name swap all u want, ur façade is weary.
After all that? he's more tightlipped than a nun's pussy whose stuck living in a monastery
ur bitch moves ensure all of ur credentials Argon, U wish u could revert back
U wont square up cus u can't mix well w/others like the chemical property of that Inert Gas.
@Killing Spree
active 1 week & we know you fgt. this dude is wack
Worried bout NOT seeing votes - but you record says that You use to that!
I'll drive through ya town, an jus start killin for fun
anyone mentions you & NICE? S'cos we wish you'd get peeled from the grill of a truck
@boston
He went from battling with pop to a pop battler, and by finding that security, we see
An ex-baller gone commercial and that insurance policy is killing spree!
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PREVIEWS
(by @Smog )
Enbombz vs slowhands
Interesting match up here.. Slow is a vet from waaaay back that might be shakin a lil rust but from what I've seen he pretty clean wit the wording, concepts r cool except the played shit Allen knight shit he used but damn he been gone for a minute so he prolly don't know.. Overall he nice tho.. Now enbombz is pretty consistent but every now n then he words his shit awkward but dudes came along way, shit he champed.. Respect bombz a lot man he been paired with tuff comp these last couple seasons n has dukes it out with some dope cats.. He mad bout that L to let too so that might force him to step up n make this doooope match.. Possible botw here.. Good luck yall
Predictions 50/50
Rattlesnake vs Joey B
Broke is dope, dude has hella nice barz had a pretty damn good season last year but he just caught an L to clout in a great matchup imo n really coulda went either way.. He prolly gon go ghost now(hopefully not) cuz he always an enjoyable read n would do damage if he sticks around.. Now JB been around for awhile but has had an up m down text career I mean sometimes he'll drop door barz n other times his wording kills um.. But he a busy man n when he takes his time his shit seems a lot cleaner.. He'll always provide fresh concepts mainly current events but wording is his biggest challenge.. Iunno rattle will drop nice so let's see what joe brings.. Good luck yall
Predictions
JB via no show
If broke shies I got it 65/35 lesnar
Contenders spree vs shack
Another interesting match up.. Sprees my boy n he can drop some dope shit if don't wait till the last minute n throw shot together.. We had a pretty good run in the tag tourney n thought we won n shoulda advanced to the finals but fuck it.. Lookin forward to the next one.. I think if he keeps it personal he does better n being that this a contenders match he gotta step up n get a shot at that title.. Sometimes he overwords his concepts tryin to be too creative n it takes away from the imoact but all in all I've seen him bring heat.. War shack I think is bash but idk so I can't speak on that.. But from what I've seen he's pretty nice too.. Had a good bout with rattle n another pretty consistent verse in s won over stat.. He obviously someone who been writing so he knows what's up n I think being that this a contenders he gon bring them barz.. This a tuff one to call but I feel it'll be a good close match.. Good luck yall
Predictions 50/50
Boston vs.. Mac
Bostons clever n I know duke could write just needs to avoid tryin to overwords his concepts n be more direct, go after ur opponent.. Says he just needa see what the peeps like here so we'll see if he figured that out.. But I've seen him drop some nice barz got his own lil style going plus he in a FL champ match so obviously he got mad potential..unfortunately I haven't seen anything from Mac so I ain't got shit to say but give um something to talk about.. Good luck yall
Predictions 60/40 Boston
Phalanx vs Lemaitre
I've only seen 2 verse from each these dudes but they seem to have the basic idea down.. Ken went to town on np's I just feel u gotta flip them harder but as time goes Ull get the feel.. N phalanx I think might a been around longer but the verse I seen was decent.. Had a couple solid hits in there, just think working on execution is ur key to text success.. Try not to be to choppy n ull be straight.. Could be a nice match so drop them barz yall.. Good luck but from what I've seen I got it...
...Predictions 60/40 phalanx
Champ match..
Let vs plethora
Well this'll prolly be dope.. Depends on lets motivation.. I mean let is an experienced vet who can drop flames when he's feeling it.. Had a great champ run last season defending his belt like 7 times or sump'n.. Best me in one of those in what I thought was a dope battle.. He had the tendency to get lazy n drop played shit but when he's on he's on.. Dope writer n I hit nuttin but respect for duke.. Plethora is obviously an alias prolly aero but idk so based off what I've seen he's nice wit it.. Keeps his barz real tight n to the point making for a nice smooth read.. Sometimes a lil soft but overall he's good n will make this a dope battle.. Other than that since I don't know who u r I don't know what else to say but good luck.. N when I'm driving to Vegas from Disneyland on Sunday I'll check it out..lol
Predictions 55/45 letterman
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INTERVIEW
w/the ex champ Smog
First off. eat a soft dick for beating. now uhhh... how are ya???
Pass, n I'm well as usual
Whats it feel like winning an LLL champ match???
Iunno, man I really haven't felt any different.. Crazy how many I lost tho, see in my 2nd season I faced Allen night n he no showed than the following week I lost to galactic.. 3rd season I lost to barcotic, n last season I lost to muff letter n meth in one.. Been a road tho that I ain't expected would last this long but I'm here so it's cool
That’s whats up. Who would you hate to face in the champ match, past AND present battler???
No1 tell u the truth, I'd be up to the challenge regardless..
Who in the league right now has the potential to champ for weeks??
Mmmm, that's tuff but rattlesnake, letterman since he allready did it for several weeks, but other than it'd just depend on how cats r feeling..
Rat could do some damage. When youre not on battle sites, what is your go to leisure activity???
I'm 95% only on battle sites well I'm at work, but on my off time family is first, man I do all kind a shit with these guys.. They all involved In sports n art classes, bro I'm busy af all the time.. Love life hommie
That family man life aint easy. Besides Joog'n, who would you invite to your room for a minaj
Lmaoo, joog my boy but fuck all that.. But the more girls the merrier
If you could live battle anyone from the URL or KOTD, who would it be and why???
Good question.. Chess just so I could up close listen to him wild out.. Lotta dope headz out there so it'd be cool to face any..
Chess on his way. He’s dope. Name 3 artists that you would kill to get on a track with???
I ain't desperate like that, see I don't have idols man cuz everybody the same plus I knew cats who don't even record their shit that better than cats that do they just don't give af.. Tuff question cuz ain't no famous duke gonna move me.. Out it this way they'd feel honered gettin on a track with me..
Lmao humble shit. With the LLL playoffs slowly approaching, who do you see in the Season Finale???
Me, and depending on who's in, I could see let, bombz, clout, rattle, slowhands, shit the way this goes is who's hot at the right time
Momentum matters. Thanks for your time..Give your last shouts to the fans....
It's been fun, n props to all who always participate in these leagues n tourneys tryin to keep alive a lil hobby n have fun..
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RIP
RIP to these pokemon niggas walkin in the wrong hood
RIP to Westbrooks entire career if he goes east
RIP to Arsenals battle rap career
RIP to this hot ass summer as it comes to an end
RIP to smogs signing out as champ lookin ass
RIP to Cred’s cred for signing out after getting spanked
RIP to me voting on everything since yall don’t RTF anymore
RIP to Trumps daughter with her plagerizing ass
RIP to America when they roll out the military takes over gun control
RIP to all my niggas in Japan
RIP to every in Paris
RIP to every nigga who gets pulled over.
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CYPHER WINNERS
ROAST CYPHER
(By Allen Knight)
Killing spree
fuckin Bucket heads Hold onto this bitch like its life or death
funny they Grip'n granade cos their hair lines resemble landing strips for fighter jets
Even if I was having a heart attack I would laugh @ these jokes
Kid in the red either about to drool or he's literally have a stroke
ctrl alt elite
Desperate fucks will never get laid, never gonna grind or smash a bitch
True love is like your hairline... you'll find Waldo before you find that shit
Knowp
shorty got her sexy on, she flexin bro, don't think I might call her
not that I'd get caught by her x men.... but damn she lowkey resembles night crawler
who picked this country clowns, u fags is wrong
they need to roll back to bed.... and stop posin in this Walmart catalogue
this a rehab graduation pic, flagrant sick, god awful people
id hate to poke at em this way, but its better than an infected needle
Slowhands
I think i might puke, these dudes are the results of what head lice can do
I'd never stand for the attention ....or this disgusting display of red white n blue
Winner= KNOWP
TWO BAR DISS CYPHER
(By KnowP)
Runner Up: @Enbombz
i'll take a shot at your rim like a freethrow" is that some kinda homo flames
its pretty clear you can't tell the difference between a free throw n a throw away
Another wack alias, so much for spreading confusion around,
Off one punch you've Single handidly ruled yaself out of being another joog'n account
just fl battle already, it'll only be up at most a year,
wait... this is the lll cypher i'm not even sure your supposed to post in here
WINNER: @plethora
set ur black kids on fire til the pain rivals their sickle cell disease
then leave they're whole body ashy to match y'all elbows & knees
im neither white nor racist. only stating things we know
just dissing the facts of life. ur a black bitch amongst white bitches like that tv show
@Amen ur a mixed breed child, please. i'll let the rifle squeeze
these cans got half & half written all over em like arizona iced teas
roped off? nigga i'll show u the fucken ropes
or u can look at old ancestory photos to see yours hung by those
those slave bars get ur head caved god
get one Cotton the scalp. so stick to picking or cutting them thangs off
dont get mad, y'all nostrils already big enough K
if we see any Knows Flare up, its merely a genetic trait
P's a smart ass. dont tag me like that u retard black
if u ever mention Wingstop, its the spot ur people use EBT cards at
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OUTRO
We did great voting this week. If yall can keep that up, then there’s nothing really left to say. The bars were fire last week. Best week in a minute. Sucks to see the champ sign out but we keeps shit moving with or without you. At least he did the previews for us. Props to @Allen Knight and @Smog and @Killing Spree for the help on the mag this week. made my day easy af. Respects! Anyway, lets get into this weeks freaks….
TIP DRILL
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