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Thread: CHAMP MATCH: Dia vs Slowhands [Slowhands wins]

  1. #1
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    CHAMP MATCH: Dia vs Slowhands [Slowhands wins]

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    @Slowhands



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    @dia




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    SlowHands Verse


    Lets end this shit, u dont need a medal, u need and interventionist
    the way u take more tumbles on the mat than that french gymnist did
    n ya chicks a known slut, dudes line up to leave that booty splattered
    the star of any sausage party ...long as u take her to the movie after
    goofy bastard must be on speed, taking slow down just aint happening
    u couldnt cultivate a deadly punch bartending the jonestown tragedy
    so your a web marketer? thats the last thing i would take u for man
    cause if its your job to make an online hit, u must got paid before Hand
    dia
    blow



    Dia's verse



    Quote Originally Posted by Slowhands View Post
    Florida? Only thing i remember was seeing the 32ft platforms we used to drop our heavys from with a company label in florida, only noticed it because i grew up in pensacola and the place was close to there. And word on the 101st guy, i go to 82nd convention almost every year just to meet these old timers and hear their stories, dudes are humble but been through shit that makes my afghanistan deployments look like disnry world. Not many of them left sadly
    u’ll never beat a heavy, listening to stories from old timers, only time u preying on vets.
    When I lay him to rest, I’ll put hands in a coffin, And I’m not talking about paying respect.
    outta your elements, when it comes to title matches, someone tell this hoe, lay low.
    your battle with knowp was irony af, win or lose, you would still end up with no ko.
    I thought you was an alias, cuz when it comes to old concepts you're bars are timeless.
    I'll leave ya Armour silenced, you got them slow-hands, cuz ya suffering from arthritis
    If you having a nightmare, winning this battle, is the most unrealistic shit, in ya dream.
    it's a paradox that you treating staff lately, when you're the one that's getting creamed.
    Punch me? You’re not dropping fist, because ya bitch ass slower than a clock ticking
    U not quick the the hands, You’re the type to skip foreplay, because you prefer cock licking.
    Your slow-hands would get attention quick, feel sorry for a retard when they mentioned it.
    Like a bitch late for hair appointments, not even on time when u gotta get an extension in.


























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    n ya chicks a known slut, dudes line up to leave that booty splattered
    the star of any sausage party ...long as u take her to the movie after
    goofy bastard must be on speed, taking slow down just aint happening
    u couldnt cultivate a deadly punch bartending the jonestown tragedy


    vs


    u’ll never beat a heavy, listening to stories from old timers, only time u preying on vets.
    When I lay him to rest, I’ll put hands in a coffin, And I’m not talking about paying respect.



    pretty lite match overall. felt Dia had a few concepts that could have rocked and been solid punches but over wording and punctuation played a heavy toll in making lands lite. Slow had a couple hitters and then a few aight lands but defintiley the LOTB with the sausage party reference. shit was dope. not as close as it seems but I got one with a better overall verse and hard hits.


    v. Slow
    Last edited by KnowP; August 19th, 2016 at 02:31 PM

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    Re: CHAMP MATCH: Dia vs Slowhands

    Lets end this shit, u dont need a medal, u need and interventionist
    the way u take more tumbles on the mat than that french gymnist did
    >> weak open 0/1

    n ya chicks a known slut, dudes line up to leave that booty splattered
    the star of any sausage party ...long as u take her to the movie after
    >> lol 0.50/1

    goofy bastard must be on speed, taking slow down just aint happening
    u couldnt cultivate a deadly punch bartending the jonestown tragedy
    >>cool 0.50/1

    so your a web marketer? thats the last thing i would take u for man
    cause if its your job to make an online hit, u must got paid before Hand
    >>light close 0.25/1

    dia
    blow
    >>is this really a bar? Lolll 0/1

    Total: 1.25 / 5
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    u’ll never beat a heavy, listening to stories from old timers, only time u preying on vets.
    When I lay him to rest, I’ll put hands in a coffin, And I’m not talking about paying respect.
    >>dope open 0.75/1

    outta your elements, when it comes to title matches, someone tell this hoe, lay low.
    your battle with knowp was irony af, win or lose, you would still end up with no ko.
    >>wasnt feelin it 0/1

    I thought you was an alias, cuz when it comes to old concepts you're bars are timeless.
    I'll leave ya Armour silenced, you got them slow-hands, cuz ya suffering from arthritis
    >>light 0.25/1

    If you having a nightmare, winning this battle, is the most unrealistic shit, in ya dream.
    it's a paradox that you treating staff lately, when you're the one that's getting creamed.
    >>light 0.25/1

    Punch me? You’re not dropping fist, because ya bitch ass slower than a clock ticking
    U not quick the the hands, You’re the type to skip foreplay, because you prefer cock licking.
    >>ew fuck nah 0/1

    Your slow-hands would get attention quick, feel sorry for a retard when they mentioned it.
    Like a bitch late for hair appointments, not even on time when u gotta get an extension in.
    >>okay close 0.50/1

    Total: 1.75 / 5

    Vote: Dia (slight edge, if slow didnt rush thru he mite of won)

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    Re: CHAMP MATCH: Dia vs Slowhands

    I actually thought this was a pretty weak battle. Especially being a champ match!!
    I expected a whole lot better for sure! I had to read the verses twice to try to come up with some factors here to help me decide a winner because realistically, I wasn't at all impressed on either side.
    Dia's opener was decent, but the verse plummeted from there.
    I understand nameplay can be effective but Dia overused it. I think it would have been acceptable if the nameplay was executed correctly, but it was like Dia was just saying slow hands instead of formulating interesting and clever nameplay punches.
    Slows verse had an easy read to it although it didn't consist of any dynamite punches. When Slow started ragging on Dias girl and shit, I got completely interested, I thought to myself "You seriously gonna take that old tired, played-out route in a CHAMP MATCH??!". It actually kind of annoyed me.
    But I ended up choosing Slow for the winner because I felt his verse was an easier read.
    I think if Dia would have used less lines and matched Slows amount of lines, Dia would have had a better shot at winning because Dias verse got tiresome eventually.
    So there ya go.
    My vote goes to Slow

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    *completely interested should be completely UNinterested

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    Re: CHAMP MATCH: Dia vs Slowhands

    @Letterman @Smog @Packed Graves can you drop a quick vote in here please...

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    Re: CHAMP MATCH: Dia vs Slowhands

    Lets end this shit, u dont need a medal, u need and interventionist
    the way u take more tumbles on the mat than that french gymnist did
    cool
    n ya chicks a known slut, dudes line up to leave that booty splattered
    the star of any sausage party ...long as u take her to the movie after
    this was nice
    goofy bastard must be on speed, taking slow down just aint happening
    u couldnt cultivate a deadly punch bartending the jonestown tragedy
    wow this was harsh an good
    so your a web marketer? thats the last thing i would take u for man
    cause if its your job to make an online hit, u must got paid before Hand
    okay at best
    dia
    blow
    nothing lol


    u’ll never beat a heavy, listening to stories from old timers, only time u preying on vets.
    When I lay him to rest, I’ll put hands in a coffin, And I’m not talking about paying respect.
    good opening bar
    outta your elements, when it comes to title matches, someone tell this hoe, lay low.
    your battle with knowp was irony af, win or lose, you would still end up with no ko.
    didnt think this was good
    I thought you was an alias, cuz when it comes to old concepts you're bars are timeless.
    I'll leave ya Armour silenced, you got them slow-hands, cuz ya suffering from arthritis
    nope
    If you having a nightmare, winning this battle, is the most unrealistic shit, in ya dream.
    it's a paradox that you treating staff lately, when you're the one that's getting creamed.
    no
    Punch me? You’re not dropping fist, because ya bitch ass slower than a clock ticking
    U not quick the the hands, You’re the type to skip foreplay, because you prefer cock licking.
    this was weird an gay imo
    Your slow-hands would get attention quick, feel sorry for a retard when they mentioned it.
    Like a bitch late for hair appointments, not even on time when u gotta get an extension in.
    didnt like this at all

    i think slowhands had a better verse even with the missing bar
    i think dia wasnt hard hitting at all imo so i got slowhands winning

  6. #6
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    Re: CHAMP MATCH: Dia vs Slowhands

    Slow: gymnist, sausage party (I know you haven't been here for awhile but I'll take this as a decent attempt at a relevant concept). Jonestown was hot too.

    Vs

    Dias opener

    Overall: this was whatever. I thought slow still got it.. He still nice with it. A couple punches and one jab.

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    Re: CHAMP MATCH: Dia vs Slowhands [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    SLOWHANDS:
    Opener- trash. Not really but the end rhyme is off a bit and the overall bar was predictable
    Sausage party- oh, this will do my friend, this will do.
    Jones town - nice concept. Never seen this done but the end rhyme is off
    Online hit- meh. DECENT

    Vs.

    DIA:
    Opener- not bad, a lil wordy but I fuck w this concept. Wording was trash tho.
    Creamed- coulda been nice, but reads weird. Wording hurt an otherwise nice concept
    Closer- played.


    Hmm. Weird battle. Slow u didn't put respeck on the line limit. Ur end rhymes were forced to the high heavens, but ur overall material was good. Sausage party was lulzy
    DIA, u had a couple good concepts, but over wording them hurt the impact, plus a few were either trash or played.


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