LLL SWAGAZINE PRESENTS:
CYPHER WINNERS
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INRO
Mehhh… I asked for help this week but you know how niggas do. Just read this shit.
CYPHER WINNERS
Pic Roast Cypher
Winner: Joog’n
- +1 WIN to their record
- LLL CYPHER Accomp!
- Interview in Next Weeks Mag
- 25 Front Lines Points!
- Champ match in following week
U getting played n u'll never smash. How lame is that, son
For u she's an expert tease...she just shows me hers w that same exact tounge
Sister, cousin, date or all 3? Idk. just too much confusion
U not a pickup artist, u just went to a family reunion, then drew the conclusion
ya girls the suburban version of a hoodrat done wrong
shes a legend n icon...and ull need one, to map out the guys shes put that tongue on
Lol. Wifey clearly wears the pants. Smh. This kid here's mad weak.
U just wear the wife beater....and ironically the one who gets their ass beat
Never in my life have I seen a she-ghoul in the light...
I HAVE seen niggas pop tags for selfies..Ur just not doing it right
Yall ain't on the same page, shame how u got the lass waiting
She said u gotta pay to pump, and ur 1st date idea was a gas station
Honorable Mentions
Forge
can't get blowjobs with a dome like dat, he won't mate with chicks
you'll never get headbutt you can work demolition smashing yur face off bricks
shirt dirty an snapbacks dusty, bitches give u pity faces
your style is superbad.. yu look like jonah hill between the fat and skinny stages
Attack of the Muff
Fucking junkie . U od n noone'd give two shizits
Bad habits Die Hard. But why u got the same hairline as Bruce Willis
You've went too far. That whole getup? Eccentric tard
Plus u the first nigga I seen rock smedium wife beaters n make them shits look extra large
This pics ass. Lay talm bout "my hats killer"
Boy cut that Riff Raff. Specially when u look like THAT nigga n Mac Miller
Bro wtf. U taking selfies like "bae this is rather bizarre"
she put her "I luv cumshots" face on n u follow in sync like the true fgt u are
Killing Spree
yo lay, Ya bitch a hoe, if you want I'll Dead her & bounce
put the cashier in the back of yo head like she did right before she got a black head on her mouth
Enbombz
This look like a one man gallery of dudes who weak,
W/ A real appetite for violence, as long as it's low calorie n gluten free
you promise the world when you chase em n holla
but' its clear on the face of it u expect to see change from ten dollars
Wk17 PUNCHLINE CYPHER
Winner: Packed Graves
- +1 WIN to their record
- LLL CYPHER Accomp!
- Interview in Next Weeks Mag
- 25 Front Lines Points if applicable!
fist rattle the surface & make earth shake, a uk battler? your the worst mate
When I have these bullets pop question I promise they wont be looking for a first date
face shots are hurtin his eye, we all hope this nerd'll just die
before everyone watches me ruin Quest Chin with out getting nervous an shy
punch til this dude'll hurt, no price check when I prove ya worth
il burry you alive so all you see when looking up is dirt but i won't be talking about a google search
Honorable Mentions:
Knowp
you'll get slaughtered dude, take this option I offer you
either bow down or take these bear knuckles that DiCaprio wouldn't survive through
KP been killing cats and now your shits ending
cuz only week to week streak u ever been on has to deal with Netflix binging
Smog
this bitch a dud, I leave u wit 2 options after I split yo mug
Either jump off a bridge n diorama make a beatiful scene wit yo blood
Stat
The league figured out this whole dad thing faster than a joking bastard
Can't let a baby Lay with Spit in his mouth cuz we all know that's a choking hazard
Enbombz
you can't bring old concepts n think they're still advanced,
but he still the same o'lay, signs out when he ain't got a winning chants
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POTW
@Stat.
Stat the bully is back, to treat his cash like a coat when I jack it
I’m here to lower class, so his ass finally matches his tax bracket
Washed up at you’re ceiling, but my potential doesn’t got a roof
You’ll be shocked, when you find out this toaster isn’t waterproof
@Klass
U can pay ur friends to hate vote, but just know my Ways Are Lethal
I'll give him a Concussion Too; they'll need Will Smith to Play The Sequel
@Joe Boston
Before i count to ten u better plan the safest n quickest route
Give u a death bed to "Dream On"
so run when u hear The Voice like a Aerosmith tribute
@ packed graves
I'm taking this battle by Storm, punches make his eye swell
Your verse isnt just flooded with bullshit it makes Louisiana look like their having a dry spell
The best with text, what's this noob think tryin to flex his chest
It's ironic a couple head shots'll leave ya bell rung yet this faggit wasn't expecting guests
Pushed drugs to pay bills & feed families, trust id like to stop
Only time you ever had to Off Saks was waiting to buy name brands when the prices dropped
@Slowhands
leave ya tooth busted, hands'll expose a greek god soon as this bitch stutters
put cronus on-air with so many shots, discoverys calling me the new myth buster
u pic ducker, dick sucker, and if this bitch mutters ...i'll break his complextion
i never forget a face, but after seeing your video battles i'll make an exception
@Barcotic
chattin about chicks he's mackin? simple noise
the reality is a Mummy movie; Slowhands chasing after little boys
age is costin u fast, tbh ur package lies dormant
in fact when u popped ur chariot was still common to travel by horses
@Letterman
Smog was a cokehead. Caused a rift between his family bout affairs
Your involvement with the base meant, your parents forced you to move out of theirs
U not tough. A penitentiary would break this punk forreal
If u step inside a prison orajel, you'd get enough shots in the mouth to permanently numb ur grill
Prolly 5 foot nothing. This kid'll get decked with a right
You'll see this little mark on the wall, like the bastard was trying to measure his height
@Smog
Listen nerd, the title isn't urs n nuttin u says gonna help it
I don't mean it's Bull He's in here.. unless I'm considered 1 for Takin that belt,bitch!
I get no love defeatin a chick so how I do it is meaningless, prick
U cud get shot wit the Steal Let O knocked off ya heels, either way Im BEATIN a bitch
drop the best, u gettin wacker wit age dawg this not a test
S'like I pile drove u Thru ur staircase as u stare dazed at how u Lost a Step
NO SHOW SHINE
@Enbombz
Over the years u been faking, shakin when its really time spray rounds
You put in that leg work but after this you gonna be out of operations from the waist down
You winning? That's hard to swallow cos you drop poor around the best
Ya word plays such a bad strain, veins poppin out as you force'em down our necks
You claim top tier but you not queer, nobody paying homage to ya dissing
So how we talking undeniable talent, when Barc don't acknowledge your existence
@boston
Listen here, if you want beef, I am docking this cross in your whole face,
Cajun season, but it will end with this cavalier knocking him off the old bay.
But settlement CALM THE FUCK DOWN, and let us just laugh it off…
Cuz you a clown…& a pic battle away from being Barcotic’s next avatar.
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WTF
WTF @ people flaking on me when they beg to help
WTF @ Bar being the team mom of the LLL
WTF @ last weeks cypher being 9 posts long
WTF @ this long as 20 week season
WTF @ me being the dopest league mod since Lama
WTF @ military police and tanks in our inner cities
WTF @ these mosquitos being more deadly than spiders
WTF @ unfuk no showing and being kicked for the season
WTF @ knucks showing out of no where
WTF @ being asked to let the league go 24 weeks
WTF @ the playoff sign ups taking forever to get to 16
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PREDICTIONS
CHAMP MATCH: Letterman vs Packed Graves
No ones been able to get close to this nigga. Last person who did signed out and never logged back on. Hope Graves can stand up to the peoples champ. He’s been ruining niggas lately.
Knucks vs Smog
Don’t know where knucks came from but he signed in and dropped a verse quick af. Battle is open for votes already. Smog is a champ and wont take this one lightly. Should be a good match up.
Barcotic vs stat
Another one im looking forward too see. Bar already got his verse ready and im sure stat will drop 30 seconds before the deadline. Take ya time and get it right but Bar will KO that ass.
Boston vs Lemaitre
Boston has his moments. Can drop well and then noobish. Lem been out for a minute soo we’ll see if he’s rusty or not.
Enbombz vs klass
Enbombz is on his shit lately and isn’t trying to lose. Klass has plenty to prove but is out matched here. Hope he tries to bring the pain.
Joe boston vs knowp
Soo damn tired of battling this dude. Retire already fam. Damn! Don’t facebook me later talking about hate votes either. Lmao
OUTRO
Sign in for playoffs before its too late. I have a reserves list in case we need someone to fill in later on. There will not be a contenders matches for the remainder of the season. Any questions or concerns, feel free to eat a dick.
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