LLL SWAGAZINE PRESENTS:
SEASON FINALE
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INTRO
Well we have made it. Through all the blood, sweat and queers, week 20 is here. We have a few playoff battles in affect and few last minute sign ups I through in. lets see whats really good shall we….
PLAYOFF PICTURE
Letterman (15-1)
Smog (11-3)
Enbombz (10-9)
Knowp (8-6)
Joe Boston (8-10)
Lemaitre (4-1)
Bar (4-2)
Klass (4-3)
Fighting to get in
Killing spree (3-2)
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PREDICTIONS
CHAMP MATCH: Letterman vs Barcotic
Bar made it here from the very way he bitched about last week. Im so proud of him. But he’s about to get bodied anyway cause Letterman has yet to lose a champ match all season. Does Bar have what it takes to drop the champ? Can he wow the voters enough? We shall see very soon. And by very soon I mean Saturday at 11:59pm cause that’s when the champ likes to drop his verses. I bet he has them done Wednesday but likes to piss us off for no reason. G shit right there!
Joe vs BG
Joe been getting one or two quotes here and there but BG is starting to turn heads a lot in FL and making a name for himself in the league. Not sure how he measures up to MR Current events though.
R!can Theoryz vs OG
Should be gimmie for OG this week cause R!can is known to sign in and then no show every season. If he drops a verse though, Maestro may be conducting a loss this week.
Middle Finger vs Slecht
Slecht aint a bad writer. I messes with his bars but he has got to be rusty cause I aint heard his name in a minute. Although he already dropped, he should rest assured cause Mid isn’t a hard opponent just yet. Elevating, but not quite there yet.
PG vs boston
I knew this nigga would go ghost after Letterman mailed him his last check last week. Nigga got fired and died somewhere. Boston is here but playoff hopes died with that no show L he took last week. Stay put for the punch league tho. Sign ups starting soon.
PLAYOFF ELIMINATION MATCH:
Kill vs Klass
This will be the battle of the week imo. Both got bars and need to win this week to move on to the playoffs. Go hard or go home bitches. If I had to choose, id say spree will walk away with this one if klass doenst take his craft serious. Will be a close battle call.
Enbombz vs knowp
Either one of us gives a shit about this battle cause we good either way. However, we are writers and love the art so im sure he’s gonna drop a good verse and try to win regardless. Bombz is my nigga but I will kill him. Its like that!
SPOTLIGHT MATCH:
Bar vs Meth
Spree set this pic match up between two great battlers. Bar has his verse up and will lose his shit onece he realizes it was all for noting cause Meth is known to not show either. He probably celebrating with his frat brothers over on you know where. Smh
Smog vs Lem
Lem can have a good bar here and there but wording kills him sometimes. If he can clean up his act, he will be able to hang with smog who, like myself, can give a shit about writing a dope verse in week 20. Tf he got to prove, naw mean!!
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WTF
WTF @ people signing into the league still
WTF @ let being crazy unstoppable this season
WTF @ 20 weeks of this shit. im ready to kill yall
WTF @ fresh and amen still being ghost
WTF @ PG losing and no where to be found now
WTF @ Lay doubt returning back demanging shit
WTF @ him working at an irish pub as a stripper
WTF @ the 1-2 PUNCH LEAGUE coming soon
WTF @ me champing the playoffs cause of sheep votes
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BARS ON BARS ON BARS
Enbombz
You ain't been a threat all season, what's the reason? U hella suck
So how you a big figure when against stature not even good enough to measure up
U better duck, cos I'm aiming that fire at your dome, blow!
We can all watch Kilburn and light up the sky in my home town.
Kill
this dweeb text never beat vets, but cry's for help. this bro weakling
We havent heard Doubt in weeks, Unless we talkin bout you this whole season
I roll up packin when I fuck ya chick, Ur nap time? I'm Feelin it out
Cock back & bust one in Bomb Head..After gettin that from ya wife While you sleep on the couch
Joe
I fuck dime bitches only that pussy stay open like an all night diner
When it comes to smashin chicks you've been with more Stranger Things than Wynona Ryder
Just confess that you suck in the presence of vets u should vacate the area
Cuz this week im gonna eat u for Lunch Tre then beat ur ass with one all over the Cafeteria
Lem
I'm a british dude so I don't need to give google maps a peek
to know there's 2 Boston's - And I beat the only good one last week
You're poor as fuck but talk bout how you work 50 a week, please
If you're ever in the Dough Joe, I just wanted a way to beat you up legally
You got 11k posts and 200 battles so to say you're not a vet.. that's rude
Cause you'd be the best on the site... if voters gave points for a "never give up" attitude
Chance of you getting laid? Disastrous. Take a lesson from Doubt and quit like a hoe
Because Labia pussy... but you need to give up any hope of seeing those
Joog
champed, but u aint upper class. Lol, u cant sit here too
U'll never get our acceptance Letter'. But props on that scholarship to Mid Tier U
U keep the whore snorin' she cheats cuz ur borin' and shes mad at ur life.
But lets make it interesting.....ill bet cash that u cant do that w ur wife.
U hate to believe shes blowing dudes, but the whores giving evidence
Hermine head game has ur relationship in more trouble than Florida residents
Lett
You aint pushing drugs. That fake street persona is faltered, clown
Cuz if I ever give sonogram, then what he has inside'll be exposed like an ultrasound
Keep toying with me, ill shoot up ya honda if I peep him in the shit
Scope til I see that accordion, then you'll get stretched out for playing like that instrument
Vets would always eat his verses. Effortlessly devour it
He's a candy rapper, so when it comes to warheads always chew up Sour shit
U got crew of snitches. They shoot? Dont believe the words that come out this liar
He's like, "if iPhone 7 guys to fire..." it'll be the first time we ever saw your buds without a wire
Knucks
This kid is a faggot .. let's just make that clear . But where'd it begin
Cus growing up ya sis had niggas running thru her walls like Casper & friends
Bar
beat u how many times? just holster ur flips, roll over and quit
been racking ur losses long enough to dislocate their shoulders n hips
oh & it's worth mentioning that his wife might ride for fare, guys ..
meaning anyone can have that pie-lit up for a price like private airlines
smog
Bitch sticks his nose in every convo, meaning that emotional force gonna blow
But next time Barbut in where he unwanted, A head shot'll make u wish u wore 1 of those
Faggot, dr's a thing of the past, s'why we're witnessing u havin less success, queer
Cuz including NC, u got more L's the last 2 months than uve had ur whole text career
Klass
If Mr. Boston tries to get aHead, he'll simply get Shot In His Dome
We fuckin hate u, so when we say "break a leg".. We mean Poppin A Bone!
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OUTRO
PLAYOFFS START NEXT WEEK
1-2 PUNCH LEAGUE SIGN UPS START THIS WEEK END
FRONTLINES PIC ROAST CYPHER IS CRACKIN
SEASON 20 IS FIIINNALLLYYY OVER!!!!
THAT IS ALL!!!
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