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  • Jason Voorhees

    2 28.57%
  • Meth

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    Jason Voorhees vs Meth [Meth Wins]

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    Check


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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    I'm tired and you're not online so let's make this tomorrow to avoid a DNS


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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    True story. Drop today.

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    You ain't in my league bruh

    Let's Dance

    Ya girl grabbed my dick and stroked til I said I had it
    I may not be in JV league but I'll still letter jacket
    I know you pay for sex. I say that shits foul
    Miss a payment and she's losing interest like ya credit went down
    And ya moms a freak too. She's flipping absurd
    Left my back so messed up the Cowboys put me on injured reserve
    Kill this fat ass right here. Ripped off his face bitch
    I rap fucking circles around you kid that's pigs in a blanket
    Medicine can't save you now. Home is where I've hunted
    That's whered id always Bentil I came and fucking ripped open your stomach

    Eh lol


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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    What? The Special Olympics..?

    I'm father kid after i start war w.ya mom pussy and invader source.
    n i know where this apprenticeship end < where he sustain the force.
    Here to tell you give it a rest like the little dude thats 'tween ya legs..
    cuz your battles full of soft spots.. feeling you never had a hard head.
    No matter how high.. ya skill'll neva peak, Meth pipe game's just wack.
    Ya dicks the only one you could beat, and still not worry about climax!
    True! You'll get toss'd, regardless I promise even if u drop ya hardest..
    You're done! Cuz I'm setting this herbicide like young cautious farmers.
    Your just a contender cowboy. So you'll always get the sidekick, tonto..
    even if you manage pulling a couple strings.. im still manning this bronco.

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    You ain't in my league bruh

    Let's Dance

    Ya girl grabbed my dick and stroked til I said I had it
    I may not be in JV league but I'll still letter jacket

    nah, this was decent wordplay, but a no hitter'

    I know you pay for sex. I say that shits foul
    Miss a payment and she's losing interest like ya credit went down

    No again bro. You being kinda clever but not aggressive and personal

    And ya moms a freak too. She's flipping absurd
    Left my back so messed up the Cowboys put me on injured reserve

    No. And hell no to the Mom jokes

    Kill this fat ass right here. Ripped off his face bitch
    I rap fucking circles around you kid that's pigs in a blanket

    Lol.. no .. corny '

    Medicine can't save you now. Home is where I've hunted
    That's whered id always Bentil I came and fucking ripped open your stomach

    Concepts were decent, but this verse missed compleetly bro.

    Eh lol

    ^ yea,... exactly


    What? The Special Olympics..?

    I'm father kid after i start war w.ya mom pussy and invader source.
    n i know where this apprenticeship end < where he sustain the force.

    ^wtf does this even mean?

    Here to tell you give it a rest like the little dude thats 'tween ya legs..
    cuz your battles full of soft spots.. feeling you never had a hard head.

    uhmmm .... no! no! nooo!

    No matter how high.. ya skill'll neva peak, Meth pipe game's just wack.
    Ya dicks the only one you could beat, and still not worry about climax!

    Bro, this 2 bars in a row you talking about dudes dick!! NO!

    True! You'll get toss'd, regardless I promise even if u drop ya hardest..
    You're done! Cuz I'm setting this herbicide like young cautious farmers.

    Lol, so damn corny! (Pardon the pun)

    Your just a contender cowboy. So you'll always get the sidekick, tonto..
    even if you manage pulling a couple strings.. im still manning this bronco.

    decent bar here. This bar won the battle.

    My vote goes to Jason.
    I don't understand the whole "cowboy" thing, but you both mentioned it so I guess it has some relevance. Therefore I liked J's closer. It was the only decent bar.
    Unless, that closer was just a flip. In that case, this is a dq win to meth lol

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    Quote Originally Posted by Meth View Post
    You ain't in my league bruh

    Let's Dance

    Ya girl grabbed my dick and stroked til I said I had it
    I may not be in JV league but I'll still letter jacket
    Lol ehh weakish opener 4/10
    I know you pay for sex. I say that shits foul
    Miss a payment and she's losing interest like ya credit went down
    Better than first bar 5/10
    And ya moms a freak too. She's flipping absurd
    Left my back so messed up the Cowboys put me on injured reserve
    Ehhh 5/10
    Kill this fat ass right here. Ripped off his face bitch
    I rap fucking circles around you kid that's pigs in a blanket
    Punches are ehh could hit much much harder 5/10
    Medicine can't save you now. Home is where I've hunted
    That's whered id always Bentil I came and fucking ripped open your stomach
    Weak closer 4/10
    Eh lol
    23/50




    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees View Post
    What? The Special Olympics..?

    I'm father kid after i start war w.ya mom pussy and invader source.
    n i know where this apprenticeship end < where he sustain the force.
    Star Wars/Luke/Vader scheme solid opener 7/10
    Here to tell you give it a rest like the little dude thats 'tween ya legs..
    cuz your battles full of soft spots.. feeling you never had a hard head.
    Ehhh not feeling bars talking bout another mans dick, also didn't hit as hard 5/10
    No matter how high.. ya skill'll neva peak, Meth pipe game's just wack.
    Ya dicks the only one you could beat, and still not worry about climax!
    Once again not feeling these dick bars but this one hit harder at least 6/10
    True! You'll get toss'd, regardless I promise even if u drop ya hardest..
    You're done! Cuz I'm setting this herbicide like young cautious farmers.
    Cool 6/10
    Your just a contender cowboy. So you'll always get the sidekick, tonto..
    even if you manage pulling a couple strings.. im still manning this bronco.
    I'm a broncos fan I like the play on the last bar nice closer 8/10
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    32/50

    MVGT: Jason

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    @Meth get ure links in

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    Ya girl grabbed my dick and stroked til I said I had it
    I may not be in JV league but I'll still letter jacket
    2/4 decent concept, moreso flex than a diss
    I know you pay for sex. I say that shits foul
    Miss a payment and she's losing interest like ya credit went down
    2/4 decent jab, weak impact
    And ya moms a freak too. She's flipping absurd
    Left my back so messed up the Cowboys put me on injured reserve
    2/4 another decent jab
    Kill this fat ass right here. Ripped off his face bitch
    I rap fucking circles around you kid that's pigs in a blanket
    1/4 this is a miss
    Medicine can't save you now. Home is where I've hunted
    That's whered id always Bentil I came and fucking ripped open your stomach
    3.5/4 woulda been a straight haymaker but "home is where I've hunted" is a weak set-up, wordplay and punch was fire though

    10.5

    I'm father kid after i start war w.ya mom pussy and invader source.
    n i know where this apprenticeship end < where he sustain the force.
    1/4 miss. worded clunky
    Here to tell you give it a rest like the little dude thats 'tween ya legs..
    cuz your battles full of soft spots.. feeling you never had a hard head.
    1/4 gay as fuck, this is a complete miss. almost made me cringe
    No matter how high.. ya skill'll neva peak, Meth pipe game's just wack.
    Ya dicks the only one you could beat, and still not worry about climax!
    1/4 ....this is getting embarrassing....two dick bars back to back?
    True! You'll get toss'd, regardless I promise even if u drop ya hardest..
    You're done! Cuz I'm setting this herbicide like young cautious farmers.
    2.5/4 strong jab. coulda been dope but your set up is wack and our punch is stretched
    Your just a contender cowboy. So you'll always get the sidekick, tonto..
    even if you manage pulling a couple strings.. im still manning this bronco.
    4/4 haymaker

    10

    MVGT: Meth
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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    Voted on kp/core and bg/core


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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    Ya girl grabbed my dick and stroked til I said I had it
    I may not be in JV league but I'll still letter jacket
    >> decent start, nice wordplay 0.50/1

    I know you pay for sex. I say that shits foul
    Miss a payment and she's losing interest like ya credit went down
    >>light 0.25/1

    And ya moms a freak too. She's flipping absurd
    Left my back so messed up the Cowboys put me on injured reserve
    >>lmfao fuk romo, funny bar 0.75/1

    Kill this fat ass right here. Ripped off his face bitch
    I rap fucking circles around you kid that's pigs in a blanket
    >>light 0.25/1

    Medicine can't save you now. Home is where I've hunted
    That's whered id always Bentil I came and fucking ripped open your stomach
    >>Light 0.25/1

    Total: 2.0
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    I'm father kid after i start war w.ya mom pussy and invader source.
    n i know where this apprenticeship end < where he sustain the force.
    >>nice 0.50/1

    Here to tell you give it a rest like the little dude thats 'tween ya legs..
    cuz your battles full of soft spots.. feeling you never had a hard head.
    >>No 0/1

    No matter how high.. ya skill'll neva peak, Meth pipe game's just wack.
    Ya dicks the only one you could beat, and still not worry about climax!
    >>No. 0/1

    True! You'll get toss'd, regardless I promise even if u drop ya hardest..
    You're done! Cuz I'm setting this herbicide like young cautious farmers.
    >>nice 0.50/1

    Your just a contender cowboy. So you'll always get the sidekick, tonto..
    even if you manage pulling a couple strings.. im still manning this bronco.
    >>decent finish 0.50/1

    Total: 1.50


    Vote: Meth
    Reason: Close battle, but meth took it for better haymakers

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth

    one mroe jason and you can get a nice DQ lose on your record.

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    Re: Jason Voorhees vs Meth [OPEN FOR VOTES]

    Meth:

    Jacket is beyond played. Not a fan of initial np unless they hit hard or they're super clever. Miss a payment was simple but ok. Wasnt fond of the cowboys line tbh. Needed more connections. Pigs in the blanket was my fav bar. And bentil didnt hit for me

    JV:
    Opener didnt have a lot of impact. Hard head was a huge no. Climax was just as bad. Cautious farmers was alil better. Closer was light.

    Wasnt a fan of either but i think meth edged it out. A lot of jason shit was soft to me

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