The Gay Guy is YOU.

[Mr Elmsby]

Hello.

If you are reading this and you are not Mr Elmsby, chances are you are a male human that enjoys seeking physical and emotional romance with other males.

I do not condone such deeds as you live your life in an attempt to crash caterpillars with other guys. Why are you doing this? I mean, on one hand it theoretically increases the availability of women for heterosexuals such as I, the type of man you hate more than anything.

But I inquire why you let your love of lads, your dates with dudes, your hookups with homeys... why does this turn you into a bad person? There are good people out there who are also whippledoinks like you, but they don't let this aspect of their lifestyles corrupt and obliterate their morals and scruples as it has done to you. Homotextuals, you are a bad sort and you do queer deeds. Everything you do all branches into the same end game of a firm one in your rears!

And so there is a point to this thread: I ask you why you have let your life reach this point. Why?

[Child-Raising Badass]

They are bad 95% of the members here wish me serious harm because im heterosexual

[Nohbody]

just in case anyone was wondering

I stand among those who do not participate in the act of playing tummy sticks

[Toobs]

i for one, call to disband the Council of Effeminate Meatmouthers....

[Mr Elmsby]

They like to put the "man" in illumanati... they have overtaken the realm. They want blouses to wear and men to pleasure, and they will stop at no cost!

[Mr Elmsby]

This is still an issue.