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Thread: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

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    Needs no introduction Barcotic's Avatar
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    Cool Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    8 lines per participant
    no more, no less

    ur neighborhood pic battling veteran barcotic himself will be choosing a winner w/ a broken down analysis of each verse

    anybody can take part
    winner gets a cypher accomp
    this closes when I say it closes
    good luck

    Last edited by Barcotic; December 14th, 2016 at 02:11 AM

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Sharp cold steel to your upper abs, it will hella hurt
    long sword right to your chest that'll match that zelda shirt

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Fukin meat head! I pull up &a the fist'll come @ U
    Cuttin out ya bicep w/ a Zelda daggers the only thing chyzzled about you
    U ain't bout that life man, yo I pull out & ya life is in shambles
    Cos Only time we've seen you holding a strap is while you riding a camel
    Fuck punchin ya melon, blades'll prove this chump soft
    Fitting U wearing that banana colored hat cos I'll be cutting ya top off
    My verse can get chalked up! Take each diss to the heart bruh
    Or I'll post a pic of me dragging ur corpse the same path you walked up
    Last edited by Spree; December 14th, 2016 at 11:36 AM

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    I'm Jason, I bet u hate tjat, are u at camp crystal lake jack?
    slash parts of ur neck in the woods and im not talking where u
    Stay at
    Those facial features have douche written on it, after one beer I'm snuffing him,
    From the looks of that arm tattoo, ur crayola beards probably colored in,
    POV or HD? Either way I'm hitting from the back,
    & I'm not drug pimpin when I say ur sluts catching licks for my sack,
    Nice hat faggot, u look like a fking gae retarded snitch,
    Knock knock.... What does the FOX say?
    That barcotic's a bigger douche than Tucker Carlson

    @barcomic delete mi first post

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    You think ur tough. We just think ya stupid
    This nigga reppin Zelda biggedt fag on site...dont need a link to prove it

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    Im a Rednose and your a Corgis..YOU do that path
    So in otherwords its far to say i should walk YOU thru that path

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    ×edit. First line is you do that MATH

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    ×and fair to say
    Kill a bitch and kill her kid
    all depends what her nigga did
    -herbo

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Swinging the ax & hitting high notes lumbered at heads
    It WAS all yellow, but that cold play turned the cap red
    I can’t believe you, makes me want to tag dude
    In any post titled “Mention guys that regret their tattoo”
    I know your Fogle… w/ that pedophile attire he left the hood
    Subway got hot he started driving kids to the woods.
    Beat ya bitch to timid and no one can stop it,
    Double leach ya dog for the safety word he ain’t barking.

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Fuck your tough guy facade, you oughtta stop it w/ that
    raise my hand back n you'll piss ur pants.. apparently at the drop of a hat

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    dude is hella gay, dog its plain as day
    them rolls under his neck is the new 50 shades of grey
    speakin of razor blades, one slice'll take u apart
    don't know how to get away with murder, but that lake trail is an amazing start
    u take a dog or a bootleg sheep? u'll get cracked n leak fam
    ive heard of a wolf in sheeps clothing, but not a bitch with leashed lamb
    geez man, that "I'm a predator hat" is a dead give away
    it says "I don't like little girls while I'm walking thu parks.... at least maybe not today"

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Zelda really? that top got u needing to die,
    Bombz'll air out ya windpipe..ocarina of time
    Dude i'm crazy, people always worry when dude'll flip,
    i'm not one to cross bitch..your out walking a poodle mix
    So the inks on show, n is that you actually tryin to smile wow,
    you got out ya inner bicep ya face says it been out for a while now
    if someone did that too my facial hair i'd cut the dude
    you got that shade on ya lips like that scene with bubba blue
    Nowadays an Ezekiel be enough to stake a kosher death
    Left ghost instead, these Dudes don't even know their dead

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    dude is hella gay, dog its plain as day
    them rolls under his neck is the new 50 shades of grey
    true that..


    but fuck a movie, it reminds me of a commercial instead
    maybe Grey Poupon, cuz looks like someone shitted all over his neck
    got an nes princess zelda tee on w/ the weapon in front
    thats the Sword Of A Bitch, yet no question if he's resembling one
    f'n canuck in the Bushes w/ dandruff around the collar alignment
    should look Left,Behind Ur Body n Brush.. same place cops'll prolly find it
    stupid slight grin pose. guess thats how white people do it
    makes me wanna "ring ur neck", but looks like life beat me to it

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    This dude loses to joog every season, 'member...
    Now he's riding a camel to see what if feels like to be a winner.
    Now I am become death; destroyer of worlds.

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    we roastin' a legend??? please...none of ya punches land, this post is a lesson
    Quit boastin a second, ya eyebrows the only lines thats even CLOSE TO CONNECTIN'


    now, the first 10 dudes before me roasted u, but with these hands i take it farther fellows
    and the way i line these up to connect at ya chin....would make your barber jealous

    ya backround tells us which one leaves on the ground and it can get hostile
    huge guns on ya face, that's a long nose with a big hole... like ya left nostril


    they say Bars a legend, well im Randy orton, only some get that ..so the Thug'sll cheer
    cause im the legend killer?, no bitch!... its cause if i bare these arms, then skulls appear

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Dope

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Tri force to win my matches w/o Linkd feeding back to these geeks
    You wont be able to walk, dog..after I unleash the beast

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    Re: Open PLAYOFF ROAST of Barcotic

    Lets try angles with a sword entering your triangle,
    in your chest it'll enter, then exit,
    from underneath a legend leaving link a blind angel.
    By killing this character is how I keep thy game cool
    Meaning bodies in the woods, left headless,
    Without any links, nobody saving Zelda from my chain pull.
    Barcotic couldn't be legend even if its imprinted in caps lock text
    that's why I wrote this scheme,
    You can't base a legend by printed pictures on a cons chest.


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