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Waitress No. 666
I met Lou Cypher on a fateful day in June at the age of 22
... Waiting tables at Diego's as a way to pay for school ...
He had came to taste the food that was famously consumed
By every famous name I knew in the land of Tinseltown
"Excuse me ma'am I'm Lilith Brown & I work for Mr. Cypher
Who demands you sit us down".
"Are you mad? You see this crowd? Not even Brad could get in now.
Even with a reservation you'll be waiting for a while. But there's always
Casa Vega and the famous Mr. Chow's ..."
She just grimaced with a scowl then she told me ...
"Listen, child ... Mr. Cypher is impatient so you better figure out ..."
Right before I kicked her out I heard the voice of Don Diego ...
"Get a table for Ms. Brown and a bottle of some vino ... dos lomitos 20 ounce
And make sure it's own the house!"
Thus I took her down the aisle to a corner in the back where she was shrouded
By the shadows and her face was nearly black -- she was sneering like a cat
& her eyes kinda glowed like a photo with the flash as I stumbled in the kitchen
For the dishes and to ask .. Don Diego who she was .. he just stared at me real numb
Then he told me ...
"She's a nun .. or at least she use to be .. until she came to Cali
On a mission of "belief", but what happened in between is a mystery it seems
Cos the next thing you know .. she's the "Mistress of TV" .. every filthy thing
You see, from the hookers to the fiends, all the pornography ...
And the vulgar imagery, both the monsters and the creeps ...
The Illuminati symbols and demonic symmetry on the television screen ...
Was influenced by producers who she tutored & released on the whole industry"
"But who is Lou Cypher?"
"Girl be careful what you speak?"
"But..."
"Hush ... that's enough. Plus, I'm sure they'd like to eat"
As he shoved me out the kitchen I was shaking like a leaf
In a Transylvanian breeze, felt a strain within my knees
And a cold bane of sweat as my face began to steam ...
Cos the closer that I got I could feel the frequencies
Of "satanic" energies ...
"Lilith who is she?"
Said a suave silhouette as his head nodded forward
And our eyes finally meet .. he had a bronze kind of red
Like a fire when it danced and upon a second glance
I was lost within his trance .. all my flaws were in his hands
As he charmed me like a snake in Punjab, Pakistan ...
"She's a star ... I'm a fan!"
"More like harlot or a tramp ..."
"No, the next Scarlet Jo, Angelina, or Diaz ...
I can see it if you can't"
"If we get her out those rags and we put her in a dress
Like an Oscar del la Renta or Dior, then I guess. But of course ...
She'll need breast..."
"Then we'll make em more enhanced; but I'm sure that those legs
Could quickly start a war just like Paris"
"You mean France?"
"I mean Helen in the flesh ... she's so elegant and fresh!"
They so hellishly expressed every element of sex
As I stood there possessed by the Devil's eloquence
"Than I guess it's settled then ... I can get her scheduled in
On a Tuesday after 10"
"So it's welcome to the "bigs" ... Waitress Six Sixty-Six
My name is Lou Cypher and I rule the movie biz ..."
*In numerology 22 is considered a "master number" and deals with the manifestation of dreams as well as coming into contact with spiritual entities.
*Tinseltown is a nickname given to Hollywood in reference to the shiney, bright, and often times unreal nature of the movie biz.
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