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    INTERACTIVE SHORT STORY: Mr Elmsby's Unhelpful Advice Narrative.

    I was considering putting this into the lounge but instead I am going to use it to show the range that short stories have to offer.

    Your mission as the reader is to ask for my help with something in your life and I shall reply in short story form a tale that more than likely will not help you.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: INTERACTIVE SHORT STORY: Mr Elmsby's Unhelpful Advice Narrative.

    I procrastinate too much. Shit loads of work to do, yet still find myself loading up the Xbox and rolling a joint far more frequently than sitting down and doing work haha Short story me puta!!
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    Re: INTERACTIVE SHORT STORY: Mr Elmsby's Unhelpful Advice Narrative.

    Quote Originally Posted by Poeta Demonio View Post
    I procrastinate too much. Shit loads of work to do, yet still find myself loading up the Xbox and rolling a joint far more frequently than sitting down and doing work haha Short story me puta!!


    Business Pigeon was running late again to his 1:00 meal of horse meat and slice of apple pie. Sweat began to form on Business Pigeon's brow as he quickly diffused two bombs while throwing bulldozers at Karate Ninja.

    Once his chores were done, Business Pigeon began searching for his dining utensils but was instead thrust into a Sears. Realizing this sudden turn of events was now his reality, Business Pigeon ate a bottle of Sprite and asked a toaster oven to read the local menu. Ham immediately turned into casinos as the menu was completed to satisfaction.

    Lunch had taken an abrupt detour, but in the end justice was served on a plate with a side baked potato.
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    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: INTERACTIVE SHORT STORY: Mr Elmsby's Unhelpful Advice Narrative.

    That entire thing made me hungry.
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