I smoke a lot...The Mad Tobbaconist
Massive cancer risk
Smog's part of me...clogged arteries
*Cough*
Start to wheeze
*Cough*
Hard to breathe
*Cough*
Heart disease.
I drink a lot....Belligerent Bourbon Brain
A different sort of pain
Existing in a mist in the midst of the pouring rain
*Burp*
More liquor
*Burp*
Pour quicker
*Burp*
Sore liver.
I lie a lot...a multitude of excuses
What to do with the bruises?
My brain as much a noose as the booze is
It's nothing new, I'm a nuisance
*Beep*
Frig it, it's past nine
*Beep*
Shit, it's a pass-time
*Beep*
This is the LAST time
*Beep*
......flatline.