INTRO
Whats good yall? Got week 4's mag brought to you by myself and the homie Packed Graves. Last week we only had two no shows & a dude recycle. We all know better, but i cant DQ some one when theres no written rule...Fuckin Lame. Anyways Let's bump some music as I get into week three's Recap
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By Spree
Packed Graves Vs IronMic
-This was an one sided battle. IronMic deff has the concepts and is improving no doubt, But Packed Graves is on another level. Dudes thirsty for that LLL Champ. He's dominated every week so far. Anyways packed took this
Kill Spree Vs Joe Boston
-Good battle bro.
DzasteR Vs B Dot Lesnar
-Dzaster is deff elevating as well and like I said about PG, Broke is hungry for that LLL belt. this is the best I've seen him write. He ended up taking this battle pretty easy.
Smog Vs Art.
-Thought this was a close battle tbh. Smog Coming off a long hiatus had signs of dope but had a few misses while art had a few misses and some strong hits. Art ended up winning this but dont sleep on Smog yall. He'll deff make it to a contender shot
NO SHOW SHINE
Networth Vs Caged
Quit talkin tough n fall back, u don’t blast the drum or touch steel
Last time U caught a body, was at summer camp runnin trust drills!
Fuckin a big hungry hoe, Lenn I bet when she eat that lady's scary
He Caged wit a fat bitch, n couldn't bon a petite If he smashed Katy Perry!
I old school game chicks that won't fail, but if She choosing I'm gone bail
I saddled some bullshit pussy, but I wouldn’t mount LennOx on the Oregon Trail!
Ima get off how ugly ya hor is, cos if y'all try me you'll die I implore this
The way I’d leave u laid out in front of her, I know she'd look drop dead gorgeous!
Ya rhymes are morbid, when u pitched them movie references we snored
So be a critique: say I don't Typewrite, it’d still Kill ya preference to Keyboard!
Extension?? YES, n please quit….. ditch the whole earth and leave tho,
Like u told yo bitch on that space trip, take as much time as you need hoe!!
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With IronMic
Whats good homie?
Finally getting some time to unwind and decompress so everything is great man
So as a new guy to RB...Whats your thoughts on the league so far?
It's definitely a lot of fun. Competition seems pretty decent all around. I look forward to seeing some higher marquee matchups
I've been reading your verses...You've deff Elevated since the first bars I seen you drop here... Who/What helped motivate that?
No one person really. The feedback I've been getting is pretty good. I have the skill set and concepts, it's just transitioning to text that is a bit strange. Now that my match is decided, I will say I think everyone slept on the Michael Vick name flip this last week which is my fault because again, text doesn't have speech inflection so you have to structure a bit different. I'll figure it out.
If you could choose the ultimate battle with what you've seen so far this season... Who would you want to see battle?
AK v PG
Whos the biggest bitch in the league?
All these no shows
Hockey or Soccer?
Hockey man. I can't watch soccer
If you could say anything right now to the league... do so
I guess just enjoy me learning the rope because once I do I'm going to hang bitches with them
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By Packed Graves
#5 Networth vs Caged
Quit talkin tough n fall back, u don’t blast the drum or touch steel
Last time U caught a body, was at summer camp runnin trust drills!
#4 Killing Spree vs Joe Boston
got her on that fuck a broke pig mentality, Battle Spree this nerd slacks
Claim you Cop @ a Mall Yet cant afford Anything @ the place you work @!
Top 3- Art vs Smog
whats worse is were bros, yearning the chase, for ways to earn in this place
but ur getting GoT! fighting up The Mountain, only leads to me burning your face
Top 3- Packed vs Iron
You must sniff molly an dope, if AR's call it's prolly a joke
only time we'd see your name on a label is at a gas station buying a bottle of coke
Top 3- Smog vs Art
... heard u recycle? Prolly byte too so trust Smog needa slay kid
Cuz u can bet any verse Art supplies us with... has been cut copied n pasted
CLASSIC BATTLE!!!!!!
Season 17 Finals
Wordz Ahgod
VsOriginally Posted by Wordz Ahgod
c'mon son
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fake personals n weak bars to win..? it seems ur just quite slow at it..
truth is I killed u both. u should thank my bandwagon for giving u a ride home, faggot.
My consistency is fire, u just flop with each try n make wrong decisions
the deal is ur bars are wack, no negotiating it.. they only drop under one condition.
u have a shitty life but ur bitch gets creamed daily.. thats how the story goes
she helps my penis reach new heights.. if anything grows on u its probably mold.
this playoff had potential, but now I say to the trash with it
cos we're hanging on by extensions.. hoping Arch still drops at the last minute.
see, if this bitch is elevating I'll hit em with my finisher n decimate em'
then toss a brick thru the windows of his soul n smash the interior decorating.
he in the chat cryin about a mag, we couldn't stop this broads grieving
Im thinking this bitch got issues.. n he ain't been mentioned in one all season.
talking hard before the battle starts then demanding a mag.. bitch u worried?
u'll get scrolled past the good parts ..we'll read about murda in the obituaries.
I was already champ when we faced, couldn't even use u to get ahead
u were just trying ur hardest to ascend.. but ended up dropping that half instead.
u were literally the worst pick.. seeded last, it aint even a roast, dawg
more like the Hong Kong Olympics from how far u were placed below smog.
ur game lacks substance bitches run from sho till their legs breakin
straight up, they dont just avoid this nerd. they'd jump into one just to escape em.
I'll get serious for this next bar cos I feel I already doused u in flames
n' push murda to the edge, since I want to make sure I get all jokes out of the way.
fact is, Im set with the mob like joe pesci ..guns spark up n ur block bails
promise, if I ever hear mermaid.. it better be him cleaning with a fox tail.
I took a 6 year break, u been at this dyin for a win n acting tender
now ur mad a fuck cos Ive been gone that long n ur the one nobody remembers.
after stompin duke, Ive only grown meaner. its true u see
if mercy wordz.. its me staring at his corpse in a tux while reading his eulogy.
Zip him up!
Murda Sho
Winner: WORDZ AHGOD.. . . .
Body parts everywhere! I'll sever this queen's limbs into endless of pieces
Forensics in teams would stumble over Wordz till Floyd's considered a genius
This round u're done, those voters were drugged but once I clown this bum
Who ever thinks Wor'll win must have been taken from Arch's town in one
See he beats his opponents with line limits... It's not his bars that hurt
I could blast him into next week!... & we'd still be reading that long ass verse
His wench admits it that my dick style's good...
The way she climbs my tree for the nuts'd make him reminiscent of his spic childhood
His parents probably owned a corner store to keep this kid in good health
But when I pull up to that mom and pops u better lock the shop orphan for urself
Just chill with the crying, both u & Amen would get killed for replying
If y'all keep sending shots to Mur, chemo treatment couldn't prevent u from dying
He loves big bitches, clearly the cows are on his bucket to hit
How u approach ox after ox but still can't seem to get a hug & a kiss
But I don't knock it dude pursue what u like...
If he got a boo who would commit that's what she'd do from her eyes because she's ruined her life
To keep it a hun, some people see through the front
If this dude's bars got any lighter niggas would steal it after chiefin a blunt
Why do y'all treat Wordz like the President? Please bitch...
U hype him to death well I'll give him five to the chest like the pledge of allegiance
I've had beef with Hispanics, now Nik & Hush are my bros they're hot with the craft
Butcher the worst one cause u drop & do that to most the concepts u have
Seriously bro, these dudes just laugh & grit
Ur dickriders refused to sign a prenup... and they still don't get half ur shit
Things have got to change for real, I'm tryna show y'all he's a lame & his fails vary
Then he comes with audible shit that could turn a red zone play to a Hail Mary
But they buy bull, & u sell it well that's why realness won't fuckin beat u
Keep flippin bars cause we know that Wordz AhGod were written by other people
It's been fun...
Zip Him Up!!
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DzasteR
Whats good homie?
Chocolate chip waffles with whipped cream. Ever had that shit before? its good af..
Give me your top five current battlers on RB...
Art.
Packed
Broke Back
Let
Spree
Who's impressed you most in the league?
IronMic has honestly. Those other guys I named as my are like top dogs to everyone. IronMic is the underdog. He's come a long way and that guy has been showing so much potential than Networth's diet. He will be a threat eventually. Don't take him lightly.
As a new guy you deff have elevated, I think this league has deff stepped your game up... If you could Battle someone on RB again who would it be?
I haven't really battled many people besides Broke cuz he actually showed.. lol so I'd take him again... for a joyride to the park and he can buy me ice cream maybe.
Do you see yourself champing this season?
Not this season. I'm still knocking rust. Eventually I will. Don't sleep on me.
What would you like to see happen for RB to get more active? Give us some ideas...
I'm still learning my way around on this board. So far it seems like LLL brought out the shadow stalkers. Whats going on with the Crews? I'd like to see Crew Battles in a league or some shit, tag matches, fuck - some Royal Rumble my nigga. What's more cohesive than jumping some mofos? Cyphers? FL could use some more work. Our point system doesn't seem to be encouraging more voters, idk. But I think if we had more incentives - is there even a top voter medal? Would anybody want that? Shit its a medal idk.. participation medals are like the standards these days. Look mom, I participated.
Whos the biggest bitch in your eyes here?
You think if I give BNB my address he'd come to my house? Maybe he just offended cuz he doesn't have a stable home?
Say anything you want to the fans
Networth...sign my rhyme book. Spree, if you nice to me I might share my cookies with you while Mr. Elmsby watches with his manly apron on.
WEEK FOUR
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By Packed Graves
Dzaster vs Galactic:
When looking at the names this doesn't seem fair, but is Galactic rusty? Does Tucan Sam still got it? Dzaster is in the process of elevating he isn't bad but he's got a ways to go. Galactic can hang with the best of them An has beaten them as well. Not only here but numerous sites. I'm hoping he isn't rusty cause this is my Tag Team Partner an we held the titles. So I'm hoping he is still in good shape text wise. 72/25 Gally
IronMic vs Killing Spree:
Iron isn't bad I witness him have some nice concepts last week vs me but it's all about how you finish the idea not start it. Kill I feel is coming into shape, I know he said he isn't motivated but he is in better form then I've personally ever seen him in. I don't see Iron having enough fire power to beat Kill at this point in his text career. He might prove me wrong though if Kill gets lazy. 65/35 Kill
Joe Boston Vs Smog:
I'm not going to lie Joe has gotten better but at the end of the day his wording has always been his main issues An still is. If he could make 70% of his concepts hit home he would be a problem in any league. But either doesn't care doesn't have time or doesn't understand. Smog on the other hand is very simple with some stellar wording at times his concepts can be very unique as well. Smog is gonna take this even if rushed he won't start off 0-2. 60/40 Smog
Networth Vs IllScriptz:
Networth is an old timer but isn't really a vet in my eyes. This game isn't like sports or the military. Just cause you put your time in doesn't qualify you as a Vet to me. He hasn't been feared or thought about by any one else besides Newbs. Ill scriptz I dunno who you are but hopefully you beat this old bastard. Networth 51/49
Contenders Match- Art vs B Dot Lesnar:
This could be BOTW, but I'm personally tired of seeing Art drop these well worded played ass concepts with played ass wordplay & getting away with it. Just cause it sounds good or looks dope doesn't make it original. I know he is capable of way more then this An honestly ready to see it already. Les is known for wording an concepts An at times can really shock the voters but he seems like he's been a little rusty or a little lazy I wanna see that heat. It's time to start crowning people champs An trying to dethrone let's turn up this go round. 55/45 BDot
Contenders Match- Packed vs Unfuk
By Spree
In the past I would say this is battle of the week...But the way Packed been murkin cats, and Unfukwitable really has done much...He got here off a NS win he should have been dq'd for but I got packed taking this easy with a hard KO. Hope Fuk gets back to doing him and writing new dope shit.
Packed Wins by KO
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#1:Packed Graves
#2:B Dot Lesnar
#3:Art
#4:Kill Spree
#5:IronMic/Dzaster(Tied)
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WTF@ The rules being deleted
WTF@ Unfukwitable Recycling again
WTF@ PPL saying Fuk Recycled 3 verses on another site last week
WTF@ Letterman thinking he doesnt have to post a verse
WTF@ UFC Chicks shitting her pants in the ring
WTF@ God Of War Hiding with Fresh in canada
WTF@ Arts Graphics are dope as fuck
OUTRO
Well thats it yall. Lets make this week Dope. I'll have the Rules Edited TONIGHT! NO RECYCLING OR ITS A AUTO DQ!!!!! BITING GETS YOU BANNED FROM THE LEAGUE. We're also making medals for these offences. Rankings Will be Updated as well and cypher anouncement coming this week.
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