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    my siggy... i feel it needs an explanation due to its sheer epicness and weirdness...

    its a capture form the game Reign of Kings...
    its much like Rust... which is the father of Day Z, H1Z1, ARK: Survival Evolved, etc...
    It's a survival game...but set in medieval times... and the base building is much more epic cuz you can do it block by block...

    but anyway...wanted to explain whats going on in the my siggy...

    that rock hes bashing into his face? you pull that out with the 0 button... the 0 button represents the 'orifice' slot...
    thats your asshole, sirs and ma'ams...

    you see, in Reign of Kings, you can be captured and put into a cage(or stockades, many various prisons/torture devices that are craftable)... and they can force feed you food to keep you alive...so that you do not die of hunger, thus escaping their imprisonment and respawning....so if they do that, you can either quit the server, or kill yourself if they decide to do this...you cannot get out of the cage.,.. the only way to kill yourself is with the orifice rock...
    you pull it out of your ass, and bash yourself in the face for a minute or so until you die...
    and then you're free to start over...

    without the butt plug, you are stuck forever if they want you to be.

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    do you play non steam games? seems like the only option for PC unless origin shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dia View Post
    do you play non steam games? seems like the only option for PC unless origin shit.
    plenty. lately been playing more non-steam games than steam games really

    it IS the best option... but its not the only option. you just don't know whats going on as usual.

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    ill rephrase that into the best reliable option, but you know what I mean.

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    they're all reliable options. i do not know what you mean.

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    -90 exp for you
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Arc is so sick. I've played a tonne on my boys console, but unfortunately I'm still rockin' 360 like an asshole.
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    I been wanting to get ark but want it on my pc for ragnarok mod

    Too lazy lol

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