Hello Children, I am Dr. Staniel Elmsby and I shall be conducting conversion therapy to help you overcome your crippling unnatural lusts that have held you back from becoming a contributing member of society due to your insatiable urges for male genitalia.
It is unacceptable for you to idolize effeminate personalities as father figures, and it is reprehensible for your hedonistic pursuit of alternative physical romances interfere with your contributing to society. Such vile character constitutions have created evil hate groups such as Antifa and Homotextuals, and can be a stepping stone to the decay of civilization.
While you may have assumed it was all innocent wanting to hug your childhood pal Bradley for an extended period of time, it has mutated now that you plan on committing acts of crime in honor of your love for male on male. And that is why this clinic has been established.
@Karaoshi and @Kaotic Theory , you two are sorely in need of this and I implore you seek treatment immediately. I will also help voluntary patients who seek a life of cultivating integration with hard working society.
I implore you to seek treatment.
Your pal and mentor,
Dr. S. Elmsby