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Introduction.
Well Well Well Well were back again, with another addition of the LLL Magazine. This week had too many no shows. mix it in with a few dope AF battles and well , we got a normal week of LLL. Champ Match was dope. Contenders Match was a tight one til the very end, also had a lot of bitching, some might call swaying, some might call critique i call it .. activity.. Il take it any day of the week keeps topics fresh keeps beef up. Lets keep it up for all those who no showed, fuck y’all for those who did , good shit.
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Battle Reviews
Barcotic vs Notti.
This was a dope battle .Notti took the broke route dug up some personals on bar, where as a bar took his normal creativity route. Both had some dope punchlines, after a few votes the polls were tied and battlers didn’t know which way it would go. As the weekend passed voters continually agreed that Barcotics verse was cleaner where as Nottis Verse was a bit too wordy. Barcotic ended up winning this battle on a more polished verse.
Barcotic Wins
BOTB
u might as well have 2 breasts & a V, hoe. yes ur a freak show
it aint a pampering when my low shin connects w/ your cheek bone
-Barcotic.
Unfukwitable Vs Grimm
this had the potential to be the BOTW lets break it down.. 2 different styles. Boyz refuses to change his style, but continues to drop heat. his KOTD/Smack long bar style can sometimes read choppy but gets his point across. Unfuk a little bit cleaner is able to drop heat as well. 2 different styles clash here and although the votes were one sided, the battle was a lot closer than it showed. Unfuk walked away with a W, and Boyz took a tough loss.
UnFuk Wins
BOTB
BoyNBlack wish he was mobsters protege but he wouldn't even load a K;
me and my niggas will Airbnb crib so fast & blow his whole fuckin homeaway!.
Smog vs Letterman
again 2 good writers. Letterman, more focused on word play where as Smog decided it was a better angle to take on some personals.. Letterman had a decent showing here, still showing some rust but was able to drop some cool flips and good wording on some outdated concepts. whereas smog decided to go the personal route.. and bar after bar connected. after a few days the polls were tied and late on the final day smog pulled away.
Smog Wins.
BOTB
N of course if u say wack shit it'll open the doors to the hate
mad they debatin ur forced plays.. but Reach so much u EVEN Forced a debate
Champ Match
Broke Vs Plethora
Battle did not disappoint . this battle was one of the first battles to open and the last battle to close.. votes were tied almost the whole way through. pleth came with his usual word play broke came with a mix. both mics brought it, but in the end Broke came out on top. and is STILL the LLL Champion.
Broke Wins
BOTB
his fake personals crapped the bed, i'm eager to roast this bogus twit
ur verse is proof that ur droppin adduce, cuz all those quotes are a load of shit
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Top Punches
By Plethora
#1 - pleth remind me of nolan delaurie, u both got duffed with some ether
the difference is packed leftover beef, i'll keep ur corpse stuffed in the freezer - B Dot Lesnar
#2 - u might as well have 2 breasts & a V, hoe. yes ur a freak show
it aint a pampering when my low shin connects w/ your cheek bone - Barcotic
#3 - how u structure bars is just somethin i wanna taunt;
& based on how u write, Grimace’d every bar w/ out the MickeyD color font. - Unfukwitable
#4 - You choose to slaughter sheep but always avoid the kings in this jungle...aint no sense in denyin'
u Barry sanders, might 'a had a couple great runs, but u never saw a ring with the Lions - GrimmZreaper
#5 - with those decorated verses I know u spent a bunch of time w/ queers;
& he's not a bold character he just wants u to know the--> rhyme is here. - Unfukwitable
#6 - N of course if u say wack shit it'll open the doors to the hate
mad they debatin ur forced plays.. but Reach so much u EVEN Forced a debate - Letterman
#7 - He wanna be down sooooo bad... following all the trends tryna fit in, just be you Bar
Cuz that facade don't make us think urial, it jus makes you look like the sheep you are - Notti
#8 - i saw u beg iLLunatic for medals, i'm a hardened ace n ur bitch made
don't play games with me pleth i'm cicatrix, i'll scar ur face with a switchblade - B Dot Lesnar
#9 - We both got bitches in the ride. U got em cryin, I got em dying to stay
I hit chicks in the back of the truck for sex, you do it cuz they're tryna escape - Smog
#10 - Ya Life in'a state of death. 'Lamest text' - how Iron paires up
LOL @ Al Gore bars Vs Knight! Seems the rest of ur verse died in that Era - Skurj.
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WTF PUNCHES BY GRIM REAPER
QUOTE=GrimmZReaper]bottom 10 bars...( in no particular order, done soleley by me NOT in conjunction with the TOP 10 bars...) read, dummies
F.O.H
o...k
what???
3 words....pot, kettle, black
nah son
it's 2017
look what Lesnar started....
lmao...ninja what?
kill yaself
your whole bar qualifies, fuck if its a no show verse...u don't get a pass SON! lol
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POTW
Gonna try something here.. Picked 3 of my favorite punches from last week. Name a punch of the week, Drop a vote for your favorite punch , at the end of the season we can have a punch of the season award possibly. a simple punch 1 ,2, or 3 works.
N of course if u say wack shit it'll open the doors to the hate
mad they debatin ur forced plays.. but Reach so much u EVEN Forced a debate
- Smog (Vs Letterman )
how u structure bars is just somethin i wanna taunt;
& based on how u write, Grimace’d every bar w/ out the MickeyD color font. - Unfukwitable
- Unfuk ( Vs Grim )
u might as well have 2 breasts & a V, hoe. yes ur a freak show
it aint a pampering when my low shin connects w/ your cheek bone
Barcotic ( Vs Notti)
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Predictions
Champ Match
Broke Lesnar Vs Barcotic…
Broke lesnar as we all know might as well be a detective. guy will find out everything he can about you, combine it with a clever word play and go for your throat. Barcotic, Mr Text Is Dead, been around the league for as long as i can remember , been killing cats with clean short bar verses and good wordplay.. Both coming off impressive wins and about to face off in what could be the BOTB.
Got Broke 55/45
Art vs Unfukwitable.
2 text heads with similar styles. Both focus on word play sprinkle in some personals as well. Unfukwitable is coming off a big win in a heated battle where the votes were one sided but the battle was anything but that. Whereas Art came off a no show win and is anxious to get battling again. This battle can easily go either way it will be about who has the more polished verse. Both Mics can bring the heat. another potential BOTB
Art Wins 51/49
Smog Vs Notti
This week is filled with good battles, and of course heres another one. Notti coming off a tough loss in a contenders match. Smog coming off a big win. Smog has dropped 2 back to back strong verses and caught a tough loss a few weeks ago where it might have beaten other battlers, and Notti ran into Barcotic who was on a heater. Great battle again here but i think Smog can edge this one out with clean wording and better crafted punches.
Smog 65-35
Plethora vs Grim
Lets just keep it going. Plethora coming off a hard fought champ match, grim came off a loss from unfuk in one of the better verses dropped all season. Both looking for redemption here. If plethora drops those clever word plays, and grim cleanly words his long bar style, were looking at another great battle with 2 good emcees. Think grim will be a little more hungry this week.
Grim 60-40
Joe Boston Vs Letterman
Joe Boston is having a tough time this season, then again so is letterman, people have been seeing their word plays as a bit forced, and reaching, where as some argue that they are not. and are just accents or different pronunciation. either way, its a battle of the accents i guess here. Joe Boston knows how to form a punch but has been rushing Letterman can be creative and craft a punch it will come down who is more consistent. Got Letterman with the better overall Verse.
Letterman 70-30
Basic M vs Sword Nation.
Dont know much about either mc here. to my knowledge they are both fairly new, so this could go either way. both of you show and show us what you made up this is just a toss up due to not really seeing either of you battle.
*flips coin* Basic M wins.
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5 Smog
4 Art
3 Unfukwitable
2 Barcotic
1 Bdot Lesnar
Outro.
If everyone shows and everyone votes shit can go up on time.. Everyone has real life shit to handle which is understood but when you drop your verse and got 10 minutes go read a few battles and drop some votes. That way we can keep stuff moving. Shout out to those who helped with the Mag and to those who showed up . Lets Get another week.