i ate chocolate cake and pizza... next morning? diarrhea/
like a thousand pounds of grease guts kept spawning out my keister/
how you dump that half truck load you disgusting ass butthole?!?/
im leaving, it's time i must go but bro it's been fun though/
toilet paper... eleven rolls gone we chose Brawny/
the quicker picker upper, didn't account for shitting thunder/
and there was corn in it!!! but i ain't ate that for a week/
so its been chillin in my colon like undigested meat/
i wouldn't go in there unless you want to catch disease!!!/
plus now i need to scrub the bowl with soap and oxy clean/
the end.