User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Showing results 1 to 15 of 16

Thread: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

  1. #1
    RUN AWAY! Mr Elmsby's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    MakeRBStraightAgain
    Posts
    1,518
    Battle Record
    0-1

    Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff



    The Title was a LIE

    P.S.: Fuck Iran and Pakistan.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

  2. #2
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Age
    37
    Posts
    2,163
    Battle Record
    11-9

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    I had been waiting for this day. You tricked my peace of mind.

  3. #3
    RUN AWAY! Mr Elmsby's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    MakeRBStraightAgain
    Posts
    1,518
    Battle Record
    0-1

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    fuck iran and that other bitch country. it was all a ruse, had at least one person stare at my frank and beans.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

  4. #4
    Landed Emily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Posts
    4,492
    Battle Record
    2-2
    Awards MOTM PC HOF

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Elmsby View Post


    The Title was a LIE

    P.S.: Fuck Iran and Pakistan.


    lol @ fuck iran and pakistan
    I think you've porked pretty much everything today Mr Elmsby.
    You're doing countries, dairy, vegetables, the lot.


    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


  5. #5
    Stranger
    Guest

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    cut up them hot dogs and mix them in with the beans and you got some beanie weinnies, altho id put some chillie dog sauce on there to.

  6. #6
    Landed Emily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Posts
    4,492
    Battle Record
    2-2
    Awards MOTM PC HOF

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Quote Originally Posted by Dia View Post
    cut up them hot dogs and mix them in with the beans and you got some beanie weinnies, altho id put some chillie dog sauce on there to.
    ugh, yuk.


    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


  7. #7
    Stranger
    Guest

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    ugh, yuk.
    that shit is dope, great hunting and camping snack.

    comes in a can to.


  8. #8
    Landed Emily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Posts
    4,492
    Battle Record
    2-2
    Awards MOTM PC HOF

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Quote Originally Posted by Dia View Post
    comes in a can to.
    so you're not the only one.
    bet you feel less lonely now : )
    this is food for camp people who come in cans, in Vans.
    It's weird but ok.


    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


  9. #9
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Age
    37
    Posts
    2,163
    Battle Record
    11-9

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    so you're not the only one.
    bet you feel less lonely now : )
    this is food for camp people who come in cans, in Vans.
    It's weird but ok.

    Flawless victory..

  10. #10
    RUN AWAY! Mr Elmsby's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    MakeRBStraightAgain
    Posts
    1,518
    Battle Record
    0-1

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    I'll never talk shit about Van Camps' "Beenie Weenie". It deserves nothing but praise.

    However, I completely support all and any chastising of Ferret Weasel.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

  11. #11
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Age
    37
    Posts
    2,163
    Battle Record
    11-9

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Chastity is all he's ever known

  12. #12
    RUN AWAY! Mr Elmsby's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    MakeRBStraightAgain
    Posts
    1,518
    Battle Record
    0-1

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Ferret Weasel once paid a male escort $400 for a kiss. He worked countless weeks and made many sacrifices for this extra money. Then came the day when he called the male escort, nicknamed "Beefy McManstick" who was famous for doing literally anything so long as he was paid for it.

    Yes, this includes the time he let a client bite into his calf for a McChicken and a diet coke.

    Anyhow, cue the night and Ferret Weasel gets to meet Mr. McManstick. Ferret Weasel waves around the money, which is all in tens to make it look impressive, and opens his mouth to lisp "hi there hot thuth". No sooner does Ferret Weasel get to his third syllable does Beefy McManstick shriek "No! No, please, no! Keep the money" and fled, running at impressive speeds despite wearing high heels and 1960's era basketball shorts (which were Ferret Weasel's requests).

    Defeat is 4.9 of Ferret Weasel's blood composition.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

  13. #13
    Human Skin Sombrero Toobs's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Bawmoe, Murlin
    Age
    42
    Posts
    18,733
    Battle Record
    0-2

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    theres a weenie in my beanie...


    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  14. #14
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Age
    37
    Posts
    2,163
    Battle Record
    11-9

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Nigga got dem sexy legs tho

  15. #15

    Re: Breaking News: Peace Accords Tentatively Reached in Iran/Pakistan Arms Standoff

    Quote Originally Posted by Stranger View Post
    cut up them hot dogs and mix them in with the beans and you got some beanie weinnies, altho id put some chillie dog sauce on there to.
    This was underrated. Hall of fame post.

Posting Rules

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •