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    1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 7

    1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 7




    Intro

    Welcome to Week 8! Hope you all had good holidays and all that shit. We had a couple no shows last week but it was Letterman and Lenox so I'm not surprised tbh. I'd like to see a week where everyone shows, wouldn't that be something! Anyway, here's Volume 7 of the 1-2 Mag.

    Battle Summaries

    Champ Match: plethora vs Krucial Th1rt3en

    Quote Originally Posted by plethora View Post
    im a cap peeler firstly, second my gat feels no mercy
    so watch me put the Iron-On 13 til shit look like trvp nvgga jersey
    vs

    Quote Originally Posted by Krucial Th1rt3en View Post
    vs. Plethora (5-1)

    your pen lame, that Simple shit aint at all a contest,
    coming up short, going 5-2" the only way this Small Man's Complex.
    I thought plethora had a good bar this week. Nothing crazy or jaw dropping but he did what he had to do to take the win and hang onto the champ spot. Krucial tried to take a personal approach using plethora's record as the concept. That is a very tricky punch to pull of effectively, and it showed as the punch was kind of lack luster. I know Krucial has the ability to drop some heat so we'll see what he does this week.


    Contenders Match: KnowP vs Joe Boston

    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    this broke bitch is lame, if u need attention, this aint the lane
    you'll never earn a banJo..... unless u playing one on the corner with a cup for change
    vs

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Boston View Post
    Im fucking the shit out your wife trust me shell enjoy every position
    She better beg for a Revival cuz this dick gonna leave her dumb like Eminems new flow transition
    mannn Joe was so close to taking this one but I think his wording hurt him here. Banjo is played but it was just enough to take the win for KnowP.

    Fresh vs Elvis Freshley

    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    ur a creepy dude ruinin a good mans name, u'll never be all the rage
    Elvis was dressed to the nines, you get undressed for kids of that age
    vs

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis Freshley View Post
    Tiny Water bear avy Cause you like being surrounded by dudes with a waxed chest?
    That’s facts, yes… but also you got 18K posts and ain’t made a splash yet
    My bar was trash but apparently not as much so as Elvis' bar.

    ILLunatic vs Lenny

    Quote Originally Posted by ILLunatic View Post
    I wish this kid would off himself, blood on my hands it’d be worth the blame
    His moms’ll prolly feel like she hit the lotto & that’s without filing the insurance claim
    vs

    nothing

    Fuck Lenny first off. I actually thought ILL's punch was good and executed personally and harsh. Lenny wouldn't have beat that.

    Kill Spree vs Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Buddy...
    I fuck yuh girl friend raw. She screams for that rough dick
    Way Malaise there & takes it’ll have you sick to your stomach
    vs

    nothing

    Fuck Letter man as well. Kill Spree had a decent concept but i thought the overall execution was lacking. Kill Spree wins

    Sean Strange Halftime Show with DJ Eclipse

    [youtube]8sMeT3VHwIw[/youtube]

    Week 7 Top Punches

    people booted for not voting on ANYTHING are not eligible for top 5

    3. Kill Spree

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Buddy...
    I fuck yuh girl friend raw. She screams for that rough dick
    Way Malaise there & takes it’ll have you sick to your stomach
    2.plethora

    Quote Originally Posted by plethora View Post
    im a cap peeler firstly, second my gat feels no mercy
    so watch me put the Iron-On 13 til shit look like trvp nvgga jersey
    1. ILLunatic

    Quote Originally Posted by ILLunatic View Post
    I wish this kid would off himself, blood on my hands it’d be worth the blame
    His moms’ll prolly feel like she hit the lotto & that’s without filing the insurance claim
    Week 8 Match Ups / Predictions

    Champ Match: plethora vs KnowP

    plethora has been on a rampage and although he hasn't dropped heat every round, that could be calculated. KnowP has been kinda up and down, but he has dropped bangers before so we'll see how he does this time around. Gotta go in favor of plethora.

    plethora: 70 | KnowP: 30

    Contenders Match: ILLunatic vs Fresh

    Could go either way

    ILLunatic: 50 | Fresh: 50

    Kill Spree vs Krucial Th1rt3en

    This one will probably be close. Krucial and Kill Spree both are hit and miss but both have the ability to drop a good punch so I'm gonna have to split this one down the middle as well.

    Kill Spree: 50 | Krucial Th1rt3en: 50

    Joe Boston vs Elvis Freshley

    I think Elvis Freshley is rusty so he might need to shake some of that off. Could surprise us, but I got Joe Boston taking this one, as he's been more active.

    Joe Boston: 60 | Elvis Freshley: 40

    WEEK 6 WTF'S

    WTF @ Letterman being afraid of Kill Spree and no showing?
    WTF @ 2018? some of RB's members are getting close to 20 years of boarding here.
    WTF @ Joe Boston's twin being Paul Wahlberg ?
    WTF @ Amen being born in 1946?
    WTF @ These WTFs?
    WTF???


    Outro

    Thanks to everyone who's showing and dropping early or at least on time lol I'd like to see at least one week where no one no shows. Maybe this will be the one!

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    Good mag something quick but good read to keep shit active ill tell Pauly you said sup.
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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 7

    Solid.

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 7

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Boston View Post
    Good mag something quick but good read to keep shit active ill tell Pauly you said sup.
    lmfao tell him i want coupons for walhburgers

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 7

    This shit


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    lmfao tell him i want coupons for walhburgers
    On the House man lmao
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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 7

    I'm feeling these write ups have a slight bias against me. I'm not hating tho. I appreciate effort. Hope I can prove I deserve to be champ. Good mag.

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 7

    Props @Fresh for taking time every week to keep this going. Nice read man

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 7

    dope mag Fresh. 1000000000 respect
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