I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

[Witty]

Clear bite tbh.

[Fact Machine]

Clear bite tbh.

There's a whole lot of wank going on up in here. It took me ages to squeeze 8 measly lines out of you and I blew them out of their own assholes with leisurely indifference. Admit it cunt nugget, I raped you in the brain hole and you're too lazy to battle me for seriously. I will start a battle now and you'd better bring game this time or I'll fuck you with a carrot.

[Witty]

I'm bored.

[Fact Machine]

I'm bored.

I'll bet you are, all you do is sit on your fat ass eating cheesy poofs and making comments instead of rapping.

[Witty]

I'm actually quite lean.

[Fact Machine]

I'm actually quite lean.

Whatever you say buddy. The battle is ready come and meet your demise.

[Witty]

Yay

[EyeDealIstic]

Hickory dickory dock
I'm kicking this kid in the cock
Hickory dickory derp
I'm hitting and killing this twerp
Hickory dickory dork
I'm ripping this bitch with a fork
Hickory dickory deeze (nuts)
Witty's the winner with ease (fuck)

That bar was brilliance.

- - - Updated - - -

Hickory dickory please shut
this faggot up cause he sucks
he hasn't dropped a verse in like 50 weeks, shucks
his penis is like a peanut
he's in a hickory tree stuck
he tried to climb it cause' he thought it was dickory, he's always looking for a dick to eat, yup
Anything you have to say I can rebut
You thought you won with ease, now you're saying "ease up"

This one was also good.

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gotta get 50 posts to pm someone