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    I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    I will battle anyone at any time. I am the best, and I will lyrically destroy anyone in my path. I can defeat anyone, ANYONE. Come and try me if you doubt it. The day I joined this forum will go down in history. For this is the day that the utter decimation of every rapper on this website begins. You will all learn to respect my skill and you will all grow stronger as a result of getting your ass kicked by me. It's a win win situation.
    EDIT: Witty is a pathetic failure of a rapper. His last verse was posted November 25th, 2017, 09:22 AM, and it's short AF. His other posts are months apart and equally as short. He isn't doing shit, just shit posting and whacking his wank until it's almost as whack as his lyrics.
    Last edited by Fact Machine; April 23rd, 2018 at 10:22 AM Reason: Because Witty is gay.

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    Umm like ok then man.

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    @Witty
    Care to be my first victim?

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    Yes please

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    Great. How do you wanna do it? Since I'm new to this site and how everything works here I'll let you decide this time.

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    If you want to lyrically destroy people then I suggest finding the "Pillbox Battle League" forum and signing up. You can lyrically destroy anybody you want, bro.

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    hol up Fact MAchine hol up, now ima let you finish... but some other faggot is the greatest text battler of all time...

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    Hey man you're the facts machine.

    You tell me.

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Witty View Post
    Hey man you're the facts machine.

    You tell me.


    1-0, Witty. Facts Machine, you're not making a good case here.



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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    ^ Truth. Witty don't need a fact's machine to know what's good.

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    sick, bro. Holy shit. Absolutely captivating lyrics. never seen something so explosive, dynamic, and quintessentially mesmerizing! Keep it up!

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    @Witty
    Alright how about 3 rounds, 25 lines per round, sound good?

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    Not really.

    How about 25 rounds, 3 lines per round?

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    A lot of dick sucking going on ITT.

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    Oh here's Amen talking about dicks as usual.

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    Re: I am Fact Machine and I will defeat every one of you.

    Lolllllllllllllllll

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