Excuse me sir, do you mind if my friend licks your sweaty ball sack?

**Fact Machine** · April 23rd, 2018, 01:43 PM

I was with two friends in the parking lot of a liquor store. There was a disgusting hag prostitute looking whore and her gay friend looking directly at us the whole time. And the moment one of my home nizzles got too close the hag demon witch crack whore said "excuse me sir do you mind if my friend licks your sweaty ball sack, it will be worth your while". My friend said "crawl back into the sewer you rediculous skank" and we left rather disturbed.

**Toobs** · April 23rd, 2018, 02:08 PM

cool starry bra

**Fact Machine** · April 23rd, 2018, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Toobs

cool starry bra

It's true, I'm not making it up. It was disgusting you should have seen it.

**Celph Taut** · April 23rd, 2018, 05:18 PM

Oh, ok. Did that experience have an impact on how you write today?

**Fact Machine** · April 23rd, 2018, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Celph Taut

Oh, ok. Did that experience have an impact on how you write today?

No, I always write like a manic human tape worm that spent all day in a bucket of LSD.
I could go for another battle right about now, want to battle me bra?

**Ricardoh** · April 23rd, 2018, 06:21 PM

You fucking suck you faggit

**Witty** · April 23rd, 2018, 06:27 PM

Lol u scared to get ur balls sucked by a random dude.

Pussy.

**Celph Taut** · April 23rd, 2018, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Fact Machine

No, I always write like a manic human tape worm that spent all day in a bucket of LSD.
I could go for another battle right about now, want to battle me bra?

You should've honed that experience. You're a writer, instead of telling us about it you had an opportunity to rap about it. You gotta seize upon your opportunities as they come to you, Machine.

And sure.

**Fact Machine** · April 23rd, 2018, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by Sick Vicious

You fucking suck you faggit

That's right I love sucking horse dicks, gorilla dicks, baboon dicks, the whole damn lot. Oh boy do I love sucking dicks because I'm a faggit . Now shut up and battle me you 2-bit pansy hippopotamus cunt. I will start the thread right now your shit is due by tomorrow at midnight.

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Originally Posted by Celph Taut

You should've honed that experience. You're a writer, instead of telling us about it you had an opportunity to rap about it. You gotta seize upon your opportunities as they come to you, Machine.

And sure.

I will start up the thread 10 bars sound good?

**Celph Taut** · April 23rd, 2018, 07:09 PM

Yeah, sounds good.

**Fact Machine** · April 23rd, 2018, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by Celph Taut

Yeah, sounds good.

It's set. Do your worst.

***Wuxia*** · April 23rd, 2018, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Fact Machine

I was with two friends in the parking lot of a liquor store. There was a disgusting hag prostitute looking whore and her gay friend looking directly at us the whole time. And the moment one of my home nizzles got too close the hag demon witch crack whore said "excuse me sir do you mind if my friend licks your sweaty ball sack, it will be worth your while". My friend said "crawl back into the sewer you rediculous skank" and we left rather disturbed.

I'm sorry you and your friend were put in that kind of situation. I'm just thankful you guys are safe.