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Thread: Witty VS Fact Machine[Void these idiots]

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    The 0bserver
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    Witty VS Fact Machine[Void these idiots]

    Witty is gay. 25 lines 3 rounds. Witty likes to play with his balls in the shower.

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    I do.

    I do like to do that.

    Also, I'm giving you a ten line battle. Text battling is for teh gayz.

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Witty View Post
    I do.

    I do like to do that.

    Also, I'm giving you a ten line battle. Text battling is for teh gayz.
    Alright what the fuck ever ten lines. You want me to go first this time?

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    I already exposed this faggot's flaws
    he already had his loss, I already cashed his cost
    I already dragged this piece of trash across
    the street, threw em' in the bin and dispatched it off
    I'm gunna use your jugular as a straw
    you fat fuck, I saw you walk by and I could have swore you had a bra
    When I eat your brain I'll have it raw
    smash his jaw with a fist full of broken glass wrapped in gauze
    then impale you with a dragon's claw
    that I sawed from it's massive paw

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Yo yo yo..mic check, 1, 2

    UGH

    THIS GUY DRINKS WHISKEY WITH A BEER CHASER
    A MISCREANT, GETTING FRISKY WITH A QUEER WAITER
    AS HE WHISPERS IN HIS EAR, "I'MA STICK IT IN YOUR REAR LATER"
    BITCH YOU BETTER FEAR VADER, THE TEAR MAKER, YOUR HATING IS MAKING MY DAY, IT HAS ME LEANED
    YOURE THE FACTS MACHINE, BUT CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE BLATANTLY GAY
    FAGGOT PLEASE

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Witty View Post
    Yo yo yo..mic check, 1, 2

    UGH

    THIS GUY DRINKS WHISKEY WITH A BEER CHASER
    A MISCREANT, GETTING FRISKY WITH A QUEER WAITER
    AS HE WHISPERS IN HIS EAR, "I'MA STICK IT IN YOUR REAR LATER"
    BITCH YOU BETTER FEAR VADER, THE TEAR MAKER, YOUR HATING IS MAKING MY DAY, IT HAS ME LEANED
    YOURE THE FACTS MACHINE, BUT CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE BLATANTLY GAY
    FAGGOT PLEASE
    It started off okay but then you got sloppy. Maybe if you wrote more than 1 rap a year you would be better by now.

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    i thought that said fart machine when i first seen that name.

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    You have a sick mind.

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Yo do this shit right or don’t at all... y’all got 48hrs to fix this shit up or I’m deleting it

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Yo do this shit right or don’t at all... y’all got 48hrs to fix this shit up or I’m deleting it
    You may as well delete, Witty refuses to battle me seriously and I already technically bested him twice.

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Fact Machine View Post
    It started off okay but then you got sloppy. Maybe if you wrote more than 1 rap a year you would be better by now.

    Dead

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    Dead
    Battle me pussy. I will body you.

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Fact Machine View Post
    Battle me pussy. I will body you.

    You gonna body me with multis?

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    You gonna body me with multis?
    I'll body you with everything if I so choose. But yes, multis are my strong point.

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    Re: Witty VS Fact Machine

    fuckin idiots
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