I find a mess, I integrate
myself, and I disintegrate your
ass, they call me "mister hate"
and I'm a reckless instigator
I wrap bitches around my dick like dielectric insulators
I'd molest a bitches corpse and hide the rest of it for later

I smoke the doja
greener than Yoda
while I got my bone up
in your bitches throata
you motherfuckers just missin' the quota
you bitches ain't spittin' you sit in the sofa
sippin' a soda
while I just be rippin' the flow ya
battlin' me, you'd be better off kissin' a cobra
or kickin' your own nuts

I'm famished for food and thirsty,
so I'll drink your blood and turn you into human jerky
you're mistaken if you think you can hurt me
Kajukenbo is the martial art I'll use berzerkly
to contuse your pussy ass till' you're bruised and purply
people think that I'm creep and say "that dude is nerdy"

and it's true, last night I blew thirty
loads to cartoons of nude furries
I think in a confused flurry
like my neurons are in a huge hurry
To think up new ways to do dirty
deeds, like cook human organs and use curry

I tried going vegan, but I'm not a vegetable boy
plus I can't stand the copious amounts of detestable soy
and I never made an ethical choice
so why bother at this point?
I'd rather disjoint
limbs and untestical groins
till' you have like 2 hit points


you're a wanker faced baboon, banana gobbling jagaloon
insanely duplicitous janus-faced bag of jews
I smack and spoon an ass so huge each ass cheek is like half the moon
then she slaps my dick back and forth between her massive boobs
my rap is lewd
but my aptitude
for rap makes any paragraph exude
the aura of classical stanzas, and masks the crudeness
I'm just smokin' buddha through a tuba, if you thought you heard some "oms" and misconstrued me as a buddhist