INTRO!!!!
What UP! you pussy's! Here we are back with another 1-2 punch league season. Gonna go over some shit here in week 1 mag. I need all yall to go and let me know If yall want lightning round or Two battles a week with short voting deadlines. Want to start that shit Next week! Welcome back everyone as we're trying to push to bring RB back to some sort of Life as our great Admins GOW & Illunatic let this boat sink while theyre on their sciff floating back to land with a case of water and tons of food for survival. Fuck them... Anyways heres some Dope shit to bump while you skim to your name mention.
SEASON 27 RECAP
The last few years leagues were started & ran by 1 person...then would ghost and 2 more MODs would help out. Thats what really killed this shit. This past season wasnt too bad. some of you "Vets" who didnt help would say "Talent was garbage Blah Blah" but everyone showed up for the most part and we complete the shit so fuck off. @plethora Won... I'll bite my tongue the first champ match was Knowp Vs @Letterman . And Letterman is THE BIGGEST FAGGOT HERE AND NO SHOWED. thats why he will not be taking part in anything I run. Anyways Plethora Beat Knowp in the Finals & I know he's lookin to run shit again
Plehts Bar
yeah this nigga fat.. so fuck $50, throw in a fitness plan
shit idc if u give P90, long as it comes w/ a jump rope & resistance bands
Vs
Knowp's Bar
Put u to sleep for pulling my strings, it'll get violin here quick
Then put my wooden ya girl leaving her center so big, you'll hear different tunes in her pitch
RIP KNOWP
Classic Battle
LLL FINALS
BARCOTIC VS GREEDY
Barc's Verse
VsOriginally Posted by Barcotic
Greedys Verse
Winner: BarcoticOriginally Posted by Greedy
WEEK 1 BATTLER WRITE UPS!!!
Fresh
-This canadian faggot has turned into one of the top writers here. Believe it or not. He put in work in the NBL and hope he still got it here for this league. His wordplay is nice sometimes he poorly executes them cos he rushes his shit here and there. Good to see Fresh back
Greedy
-Greedy Dope. One of my favorite battlers tbh. You'll read that a few times in this mag as theres a few others. But This guys wordplay is nasty. Glad hes making time to write again. Esp in the LLL looking forward to his verse. I think Champing this league will be tough for most of yall with Greedy and some other top tier writers here. I've beat him tho so glad to see you back
Bayou
-Aaand another one of my favorite writers. TBH I've always heard his name here and there. never even checked his shit. Since he's returned? I think hes dope. Always enjoy reading a battle involving Blue. Hes got dope wordplay with an aggresive angle for punches on it for the kill. Glad to see you here at RB man
Barcotic
-ANNNNNND ANOTher one of my favorite writers. Besides the blow ups and temper tantrums this dude can write. He may be the biggest Threat here. He's Hated on NC its Obvious but they HOF him so. Also PunJab isnt Poon Jab you fuckin idiots. Its Puhn Jahb. wordplay was dope.
Ronin
-This guy can be dope as well. He recently has been throwing fits about how rich he is and fucks bitches so he cant be apart of these wack text sites but finds his way back. SOOOOOOO welcome back. Dudes got bars though. Looking forward to his battle with clout in the LLL. Hope both them shake their rust and bring fire. For some reason I see Ronin leaving after one loss but I hope not. Bring that shit!
Plethora
-This guy is another threat. He can drop some light shit but deff has some bangers. He's deff an Alias and Hides but hes done some work here @RB. Kids got medal Bling 2 Chainz would want BUT he isnt a HOF'er. And WONT sign into the LLL because he retired from battling. Or hes someone in there....Ill find out soon though. Props for joing this shit my dude. Dont sleep on this guy
Zunto
-Dudes fucking dumb. Doesnt get bars. Troll king. Can write dope shit. Fuck him
Illunatic
-Can drop nice ONCE in a while. Hopefully he sticks around and gets in a groove or else I dont see him lasting long these days.
Mimic
-This dude can bring fire bars tot he table. Or he can be hit or miss. Depends on how much time he's got. Seen him almost champ text leagues/Tourneys. Would love to see dude get back into it and start killing some of you TBH
Ilya
-TBH idk this dude. He drops bars/verses quick. dope... he was called lenox and lost his shit like Lenox...But I dont believe he's Lenox. Looking forward to seeing what you can bring man...
Unfukwitable
-Another one of my favorite writers. Dudes got a different style than most. super creative yet simple and hits hard. Tends to NS but I hope he sticks around. I can see him champing no questions
Authentic
-Dude loves to battle....He needs to shake that rust and start droppin fire like I've seen before. Hope he sticks around and doesnt NS man.
Peep this battle
Outro
Well This is a pain but glad yall are here. Lets keep this up. Lets drop fire bars ONLY!. Next weeks mag hoping to get a videop in. Interviews.... And any help would be dope. Let me know what yall want either lightning round or two battles a week... Thanks peace