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    Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    INTRO!!!!
    What UP! you pussy's! Here we are back with another 1-2 punch league season. Gonna go over some shit here in week 1 mag. I need all yall to go and let me know If yall want lightning round or Two battles a week with short voting deadlines. Want to start that shit Next week! Welcome back everyone as we're trying to push to bring RB back to some sort of Life as our great Admins GOW & Illunatic let this boat sink while theyre on their sciff floating back to land with a case of water and tons of food for survival. Fuck them... Anyways heres some Dope shit to bump while you skim to your name mention.



    SEASON 27 RECAP
    The last few years leagues were started & ran by 1 person...then would ghost and 2 more MODs would help out. Thats what really killed this shit. This past season wasnt too bad. some of you "Vets" who didnt help would say "Talent was garbage Blah Blah" but everyone showed up for the most part and we complete the shit so fuck off. @plethora Won... I'll bite my tongue the first champ match was Knowp Vs @Letterman . And Letterman is THE BIGGEST FAGGOT HERE AND NO SHOWED. thats why he will not be taking part in anything I run. Anyways Plethora Beat Knowp in the Finals & I know he's lookin to run shit again

    Plehts Bar
    yeah this nigga fat.. so fuck $50, throw in a fitness plan
    shit idc if u give P90, long as it comes w/ a jump rope & resistance bands

    Vs

    Knowp's Bar
    Put u to sleep for pulling my strings, it'll get violin here quick
    Then put my wooden ya girl leaving her center so big, you'll hear different tunes in her pitch


    RIP KNOWP

    Classic Battle
    LLL FINALS
    BARCOTIC VS GREEDY



    Barc's Verse

    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic
    Greedy aka Shafi (9-4-1)
    Week 1: vs Joe Boston - win
    Week 2: vs Wordz AhGod - win
    Week 3: vs Meters - win
    Week 4: vs The Real Spit (Contenders) - LOSS
    Week 5: vs Galactic - loss
    Week 6: vs Packed Graves - win
    Week 7: vs Letterman (Contenders) - LOSS
    Week 8: vs Unfukwitable - win
    Week 9: vs Packed Graves (Contenders) - LOSS
    Week 11: vs Nitemare Psycho vs 143 - win
    Week 12: vs Greed - win
    Week 13: vs Fresh - draw
    Week 14: vs Unfukwitable - loss
    Week 15: vs Oz - win
    Week 16: vs Smog - win

    lol, so let me guess

    u just spar for fun... ur retarded brother, stop lyin
    if three's a crowd, those contender matches might start another watts riot
    u've been a casualty, rook. not to mention u gradually took verses
    everything I use is mine Shaf, urs is abandoned by ppl who actually put work in
    this is MY belt n I'm the sole holder, the lone soldier and he knows
    mention the Goldendoodle say it's his, but rolls over when he's owned
    someone stick a mean fork in this beat corpse, please
    lots of losses but when it comes to an Uncanny win? nope, see week 14

    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy View Post
    Now we finna crank up.
    OK....OK....NOW WE...FINNA...CRANK UP
    I dont mean to barge in buddy, but we ARE discussing writers
    n the only thing ur FINNA do is make ppl think a shark is coming, biter
    ur content's whack & old. this is no contest, that's fa'sho
    I'ma call ur whole 'pallet an assurance'.. plus every other concept that u stole
    keep poppin off ya tec, I drive a monster & I'm haulin all the bread
    if u got boys on the Street Column up, they'll wanna see me drop one on ur head
    audio, text, I'll even dabble w/ a pic. think ur established w/ the kid?
    naaaaaaaaa, I'm avid w/ battles and ur still too pussy to battle w/ a vid
    u'll end up w/ broken molars. adjust ur chin, I'm throwin boulders
    ur not up to par in these tournaments, augusta wind would blow u over
    I hope ur pride remains the same in that quiet lane of shame
    but for now, X1 more faggot off the list of cats who tried to change the game
    Vs

    Greedys Verse

    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy
    im known for brazen home invasions, u just wear a mask and act 'street'
    If ur a thief'n the Knight, it's coz u rob'd him, Sho, and Galactic last week
    This fruit center filled goof better chill or im squeezing the uzzi
    like Magic Bullets'll juice Bar and turn his face to a seasonal smoothie
    and give neighbor his swag back..ur mad wack, plus a thief n a criminal
    We can all see ur flownase, u ain't sick ur just allergic to being original
    Barc on some big dog shit, but after he get dropped it'll chill
    I should give this animal rights, just to see if PETA pays his hospital bill
    Cockiness'll cause defeat, but ur getting shot n left obsolete
    So go ahead and have an ego trip, and ya brains'll fly 1st class across the street

    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic View Post
    the voters handed me that "L"
    but word
    I won't lose this
    So it's only bad voting when YOU lose..that wack noise is horse shit
    I heard of calculated excuses but urs can locate asteroids in orbit
    Ur prewrote bars wont landlord knows I was sent in to wreck shit
    Concepts been in ya pad so long, they should split rent and electric
    Watch the Canadian amen's labia flame n say the voters ride my dick
    u fckn drama queen, all your losses turn the chat to a lifetime flick
    Ur girl let me drill, pipe, and slay her..but chill..don't get killed by a player
    ur cape ability will get you captain I bet u'd still try to save her
    send this faggots essence back to heaven when the mac 11 or the Llam' spray
    Ill give ya soul wings on the side you'll think it was waiting for an entrée
    Winner: Barcotic

    WEEK 1 BATTLER WRITE UPS!!!

    Fresh
    -This canadian faggot has turned into one of the top writers here. Believe it or not. He put in work in the NBL and hope he still got it here for this league. His wordplay is nice sometimes he poorly executes them cos he rushes his shit here and there. Good to see Fresh back

    Greedy
    -Greedy Dope. One of my favorite battlers tbh. You'll read that a few times in this mag as theres a few others. But This guys wordplay is nasty. Glad hes making time to write again. Esp in the LLL looking forward to his verse. I think Champing this league will be tough for most of yall with Greedy and some other top tier writers here. I've beat him tho so glad to see you back

    Bayou
    -Aaand another one of my favorite writers. TBH I've always heard his name here and there. never even checked his shit. Since he's returned? I think hes dope. Always enjoy reading a battle involving Blue. Hes got dope wordplay with an aggresive angle for punches on it for the kill. Glad to see you here at RB man

    Barcotic
    -ANNNNNND ANOTher one of my favorite writers. Besides the blow ups and temper tantrums this dude can write. He may be the biggest Threat here. He's Hated on NC its Obvious but they HOF him so. Also PunJab isnt Poon Jab you fuckin idiots. Its Puhn Jahb. wordplay was dope.

    Ronin
    -This guy can be dope as well. He recently has been throwing fits about how rich he is and fucks bitches so he cant be apart of these wack text sites but finds his way back. SOOOOOOO welcome back. Dudes got bars though. Looking forward to his battle with clout in the LLL. Hope both them shake their rust and bring fire. For some reason I see Ronin leaving after one loss but I hope not. Bring that shit!

    Plethora
    -This guy is another threat. He can drop some light shit but deff has some bangers. He's deff an Alias and Hides but hes done some work here @RB. Kids got medal Bling 2 Chainz would want BUT he isnt a HOF'er. And WONT sign into the LLL because he retired from battling. Or hes someone in there....Ill find out soon though. Props for joing this shit my dude. Dont sleep on this guy

    Zunto
    -Dudes fucking dumb. Doesnt get bars. Troll king. Can write dope shit. Fuck him

    Illunatic
    -Can drop nice ONCE in a while. Hopefully he sticks around and gets in a groove or else I dont see him lasting long these days.

    Mimic
    -This dude can bring fire bars tot he table. Or he can be hit or miss. Depends on how much time he's got. Seen him almost champ text leagues/Tourneys. Would love to see dude get back into it and start killing some of you TBH

    Ilya
    -TBH idk this dude. He drops bars/verses quick. dope... he was called lenox and lost his shit like Lenox...But I dont believe he's Lenox. Looking forward to seeing what you can bring man...

    Unfukwitable
    -Another one of my favorite writers. Dudes got a different style than most. super creative yet simple and hits hard. Tends to NS but I hope he sticks around. I can see him champing no questions

    Authentic
    -Dude loves to battle....He needs to shake that rust and start droppin fire like I've seen before. Hope he sticks around and doesnt NS man.

    Peep this battle




    Outro
    Well This is a pain but glad yall are here. Lets keep this up. Lets drop fire bars ONLY!. Next weeks mag hoping to get a videop in. Interviews.... And any help would be dope. Let me know what yall want either lightning round or two battles a week... Thanks peace

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag(TOMORROW)

    Mags up

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Good shit lets bring some heat turn it up this season
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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    @Barcotic @Greedy

    Yo that battle was fucking dope.



    Cool mag KS, look forward to the season

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    Also, I vote 2 battles per week, quick posts & quick votes

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Quote Originally Posted by Bayou View Post
    @Barcotic @Greedy

    Yo that battle was fucking dope.



    Cool mag KS, look forward to the season

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    Also, I vote 2 battles per week, quick posts & quick votes
    thanks my g

    cool mag, gd job fellas

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Fuck the search here to took me forever to find that fuckin battle

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    That Barc/Greedy battle was dope. Barc flipping 2 of my concepts was funny.

    The pallet/biter bar and the wont battle in a vid bar against Greedy was.

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    i call bs, seeing how both were personal

    well pallet being flipped like that was the pt lol but def not avid

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    but ye, fire battle

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Cool mag. Lol @ quit after one loss.
    Now I am become death; destroyer of worlds.

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Better not cause its me vs. you next week bitch

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Cool mag. Lol @ quit after one loss.
    Don’t do it!

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Don’t do it!
    Didnt quit after my first loss last time. I quit last time cause Lars purposely used the wrong pic in the hot or thot tourney. My pic was me in a limo with bitches, the pic he used was some goofy looking fucker with his ugly ass gf.
    Now I am become death; destroyer of worlds.

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Who wrote this

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Didnt quit after my first loss last time. I quit last time cause Lars purposely used the wrong pic in the hot or thot tourney. My pic was me in a limo with bitches, the pic he used was some goofy looking fucker with his ugly ass gf.
    @Kill Spree provided him with that pic - as verbatim: I know a kid who looks just like him, if you want to just use that picture.

    You never sent Lars shit, and sent it like a day before the verse was due on some shady shit. He tagged you multiple times in multiple threads as soon as the threads went up requesting for you to send him pictures to write a verse too.

    Can't get mad at him, he didn't want to re-write a verse. That is your fault for not sending an image sooner, dude.

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    Re: Season XXVIII Season Opener Mag

    @Amen illunatic vs zingo is open for votes

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