Week 4: High and Drunk 0-1 vs. Joe Boston 0-0 vs. Bomb Bard 1-1 Joe Boston wins

[Meth]

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@High And Drunk @Joe Boston @Bomb Bard

[Joe Boston]

Check

[hello there]

Uh do we have to agree to a bar count?

[Joe Boston]

Fuck it dropping early 10 easy

Joe heartless as fuck I kill them even if it’s a sin tho
If I gotta Bomb HD I’m lighting houses on fire and tossing flatscreens out the window
All this thug talk gets under my skin so fuck the talkin I’ll shoot
Their not on that lil pump action, better off dressing like two retards in a Roblox suit
Joe never be in pursuit of longbar shit, before that I’m tying necks in nooses
His punches trash, don’t blame it on being High n Drunk tbh I’m sick of lame ass
excuses
Fuck their bitches n deuces, not my fault they let me take advantage
There’s PlentyOFfish in the sea n both these fags profiles claim their hopeless romantics
Fuck Bombs antics, truthfully he’s not a fucking legend
Plan the funeral cuz they way he’ll get touched they’ll forget about Ariana and the reverend

[Meth]

@Bomb Bard @High And Drunk

[hello there]

It ain't pretty, but this week was fuckin' rough so here's what I can get in...





Stop with the small talk... Find Joe in a back alley and it's pop with the sawed off..
Won't miss - the muzzle so fucking close to your head, you can feel this vet choppin' your balls off..!!

Clown, I just ripped ya! Split Bomb off the dome... bury son like I went down on his sister...
Leave Boss-Stunned with bars so step mother-fucking thick... Reddit will make memes out of his picture..!!

Nonstop coffin' humpin'. Soon as Bomb drops, Boston runnin'... I would never be wasting good text on you farts..
Go off the top. Cuz every time I put a Call on Cap, Sneakers will be chasing your Check, Marks..!!

Boston's Hen Dicks down men who actually spit sick bars... he sprained his wrist while bitch was gettin' fucked..
... Hey Joe, the only song I believe where you gotta gun is the one where you gettin' cucked..!!

Bomb, I'll blast yer face when I come at you, Lass... Facts: Yer Ate when I smother you..
Good luck holdin' the snakes in your stomach... like watchin' your high school crush datin' another dude..!!

[Meth]

Fuck it dropping early 10 easy

Joe heartless as fuck I kill them even if it’s a sin tho
If I gotta Bomb HD I’m lighting houses on fire and tossing flatscreens out the window
--lol
All this thug talk gets under my skin so fuck the talkin I’ll shoot
Their not on that lil pump action, better off dressing like two retards in a Roblox suit
--not feeling/dont think i get the reference
Joe never be in pursuit of longbar shit, before that I’m tying necks in nooses
His punches trash, don’t blame it on being High n Drunk tbh I’m sick of lame ass
excuses
--was this long bar lol. Decentish i suppose just long winded and choppy
Fuck their bitches n deuces, not my fault they let me take advantage
There’s PlentyOFfish in the sea n both these fags profiles claim their hopeless romantics
--seen this a lot. Miss for me
Fuck Bombs antics, truthfully he’s not a fucking legend
Plan the funeral cuz they way he’ll get touched they’ll forget about Ariana and the reverend

Not feeling

It ain't pretty, but this week was fuckin' rough so here's what I can get in...





Stop with the small talk... Find Joe in a back alley and it's pop with the sawed off..
Won't miss - the muzzle so fucking close to your head, you can feel this vet choppin' your balls off..!!

Vet/muzzle was ok. Could have used another tie in
Maybe a neuter wordplay. Okish start

Clown, I just ripped ya! Split Bomb off the dome... bury son like I went down on his sister...
Leave Boss-Stunned with bars so step mother-fucking thick... Reddit will make memes out of his picture..!!

Dont fuck w reddit not gettin the reference sorry bro

Nonstop coffin' humpin'. Soon as Bomb drops, Boston runnin'... I would never be wasting good text on you farts..
Go off the top. Cuz every time I put a Call on Cap, Sneakers will be chasing your Check, Marks..!!

Ok

Boston's Hen Dicks down men who actually spit sick bars... he sprained his wrist while bitch was gettin' fucked..
... Hey Joe, the only song I believe where you gotta gun is the one where you gettin' cucked..!!

Eh

Bomb, I'll blast yer face when I come at you, Lass... Facts: Yer Ate when I smother you..
Good luck holdin' the snakes in your stomach... like watchin' your high school crush datin' another dude..!!
Snakes in ur stomach? Im not getting it.

After i read joes verse i thought id be voting for the other guy but i feel like if ur gonna post in long bar the wording and execution has to be wild good and it just wasnt. H and d would be a contender if he switched to short bar imo. Good battle but joes opener won it for him.

V/ joe

[King]

Fuck it dropping early 10 easy

Joe heartless as fuck I kill them even if it’s a sin tho
If I gotta Bomb HD I’m lighting houses on fire and tossing flatscreens out the window
ok
All this thug talk gets under my skin so fuck the talkin I’ll shoot
Their not on that lil pump action, better off dressing like two retards in a Roblox suit
ok
Joe never be in pursuit of longbar shit, before that I’m tying necks in nooses
His punches trash, don’t blame it on being High n Drunk tbh I’m sick of lame ass
excuses
eh
Fuck their bitches n deuces, not my fault they let me take advantage
There’s PlentyOFfish in the sea n both these fags profiles claim their hopeless romantics
nah
Fuck Bombs antics, truthfully he’s not a fucking legend
Plan the funeral cuz they way he’ll get touched they’ll forget about Ariana and the reverend
ok idea not feeling the execution

It ain't pretty, but this week was fuckin' rough so here's what I can get in...





Stop with the small talk... Find Joe in a back alley and it's pop with the sawed off..
Won't miss - the muzzle so fucking close to your head, you can feel this vet choppin' your balls off..!!
eh
Clown, I just ripped ya! Split Bomb off the dome... bury son like I went down on his sister...
Leave Boss-Stunned with bars so step mother-fucking thick... Reddit will make memes out of his picture..!!
nah
Nonstop coffin' humpin'. Soon as Bomb drops, Boston runnin'... I would never be wasting good text on you farts..
Go off the top. Cuz every time I put a Call on Cap, Sneakers will be chasing your Check, Marks..!!
nah
Boston's Hen Dicks down men who actually spit sick bars... he sprained his wrist while bitch was gettin' fucked..
... Hey Joe, the only song I believe where you gotta gun is the one where you gettin' cucked..!!
eh ok
Bomb, I'll blast yer face when I come at you, Lass... Facts: Yer Ate when I smother you..
Good luck holdin' the snakes in your stomach... like watchin' your high school crush datin' another dude..!!
nah

vote Joe

[Ryno]

Fuck it dropping early 10 easy

Joe heartless as fuck I kill them even if it’s a sin tho
If I gotta Bomb HD I’m lighting houses on fire and tossing flatscreens out the window
Fuck Bombs antics, truthfully he’s not a fucking legend
Plan the funeral cuz they way he’ll get touched they’ll forget about Ariana and the reverend

It ain't pretty, but this week was fuckin' rough so here's what I can get in...

Nonstop coffin' humpin'. Soon as Bomb drops, Boston runnin'... I would never be wasting good text on you farts..
Go off the top. Cuz every time I put a Call on Cap, Sneakers will be chasing your Check, Marks..!!

HD is starting to get a better hang of this. just needs better tie ins and to shorten the structure alil bit more. Joe's was wordy in some spots but still polished.

v/JB

[Mr W.Rite]

Joe heartless as fuck I kill them even if it’s a sin tho
If I gotta Bomb HD I’m lighting houses on fire and tossing flatscreens out the window
good opener. could have been slightly better, still liked though


All this thug talk gets under my skin so fuck the talkin I’ll shoot
Their not on that lil pump action, better off dressing like two retards in a Roblox suit
nah wasnt feelin

Joe never be in pursuit of longbar shit, before that I’m tying necks in nooses
His punches trash, don’t blame it on being High n Drunk tbh I’m sick of lame ass
excuses
not bad...i could kind of see this punch coming still not bad though

Fuck their bitches n deuces, not my fault they let me take advantage
There’s PlentyOFfish in the sea n both these fags profiles claim their hopeless romantics
not bad, but could have been better, decent concept

Fuck Bombs antics, truthfully he’s not a fucking legend
Plan the funeral cuz they way he’ll get touched they’ll forget about Ariana and the reverend
didnt like the closer
had some decent lines, nothing blew me away but mildly consistent




VS.


Stop with the small talk... Find Joe in a back alley and it's pop with the sawed off..
Won't miss - the muzzle so fucking close to your head, you can feel this vet choppin' your balls off..!!
good opener, like the concept, flowed well for me, nice job

Clown, I just ripped ya! Split Bomb off the dome... bury son like I went down on his sister...
Leave Boss-Stunned with bars so step mother-fucking thick... Reddit will make memes out of his picture..!!
didnt really get this one, might need this one explained

Nonstop coffin' humpin'. Soon as Bomb drops, Boston runnin'... I would never be wasting good text on you farts..
Go off the top. Cuz every time I put a Call on Cap, Sneakers will be chasing your Check, Marks..!!
this had a lot going on. almost too wordy, i would have chopped this down a bit, might have hit harder, flow was all over the place

Boston's Hen Dicks down men who actually spit sick bars... he sprained his wrist while bitch was gettin' fucked..
... Hey Joe, the only song I believe where you gotta gun is the one where you gettin' cucked..!!
didnt really get this one either, once again too wordy

Bomb, I'll blast yer face when I come at you, Lass... Facts: Yer Ate when I smother you..
Good luck holdin' the snakes in your stomach... like watchin' your high school crush datin' another dude..!!
didnt get this one either. it flowed better, the punch missed for me here


so my v/Joe on this one, nothing crazy but consistent enough to get the win
good job fellas