Week 7 Contenders - Gunbars: Barcotic 4-1 vs. Meth 3-2 Bar wins

[Meth]

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@Barcotic

[Barcotic]

sounds gd

[Meth]

u shud put gun bars in the title
12-16?

making sure we were still doing it first, 12 or 14 sounds good. gl.

[Barcotic]

stop yo. if u want smoke, the glock gon surely hit
i cud pull on ur strip and open ur top, no hersheys kiss
claim u own a gat? dawg, ur hallucinating ur ass off
u only bang sticks if ur communicating w sasquatch
bullets will catch u at night b, quite deep in ya lid
theyll have 'chalk lit' up on the crime scene...
.. u were gettin ice cream w/ ya kid
id hit ANYONE for a fat sack, black mask present
bring a chopper to the square -american badass entrance
visit ur job wit it out.. while u walkin about, geek as hell
ill roll up w the set and shoot the office w/o steve carell
bodies rain down as i spray rounds thru a shady ingrate
ull lose ur lunch cuza the trey pound. u an angry inmate
ill kidnap ur only love, go home n fuck her lippy mouth
ull wana put a hammer to barc
...n hang posters of ur missing spouse
ima turn rb's big fish into liquified seafood
put enuff chrome to this mod for a pimp my ride reboot

16.

[Meth]

Urrr Tim Taylor but a whim gayer, shots at ya crib. Know im ruthless
Ill grab the Tool Man! have the hardware banging at ur door - Home Improvement!
Put him to sleep - 'anasthesia'. Cans'll greet ya! Scoff at the guy
Wake up with the 'k on ur nose', no drugs needed for this dose to alter ur mind
I glare dead at this queer yet hes a revered vet? Uzis spray
Dudes displayed - no air vent when i turn up n blow the heat thru this great
ya girl loves me, buddy but somethings funny to this fag geek?
glock out, pull it back and get to bangin... like me w ya bitch last week
Gun bar battle? Ya done, barcs rattled w a brutal fate
The whole crowd screams when the arms around u its a movie date
This dude is the man? Saw the ak - 2 in his pants. Shits sure a disgrace
u gonna see a chopper leave skidmarks! - then I hop on the harley for a burnout escape
Hes a stressed out fool OBSESSED with blue. Killshot is dead on
Wants to see "Blew off the top" in the next mag, reload n its wish come tru w ya head gone
arms at ur neck barcs not a threat, u can get ur block shot guy
eyes on the prize, n im allll business, i got a clip at ur throat like a knock off tie

[Blue Bayou]

stop yo. if u want smoke, the glock gon surely hit
i cud pull on ur strip and open ur top, no hersheys kiss
dope, nice meta
claim u own a gat? dawg, ur hallucinating ur ass off
u only bang sticks if ur communicating w sasquatch
lol, pretty solid
bullets will catch u at night b, quite deep in ya lid
theyll have 'chalk lit' up on the crime scene...
.. u were gettin ice cream w/ ya kid
fire concept, fresh w/p.. this is one where a simple "like" would've been a lot more effective then breaking up the line
id hit ANYONE for a fat sack, black mask present
bring a chopper to the square -american badass entrance
okay flip for a chopper concept
visit ur job wit it out.. while u walkin about, geek as hell
ill roll up w the set and shoot the office w/o steve carell
lol, good
bodies rain down as i spray rounds thru a shady ingrate
ull lose ur lunch cuza the trey pound. u an angry inmate
okay flip for a trey/tray meta
ill kidnap ur only love, go home n fuck her lippy mouth
ull wana put a hammer to barc
...n hang posters of ur missing spouse
solid, for a barc/bark concept this worked & was worded well
ima turn rb's big fish into liquified seafood
put enuff chrome to this mod for a pimp my ride reboot
nice finish, good punch on the mod concept, wording was sharp

vs.

Urrr Tim Taylor but a whim gayer, shots at ya crib. Know im ruthless
Ill grab the Tool Man! have the hardware banging at ur door - Home Improvement!
good set-up, but ive seen the tool man / home improvement idea done similarly / a bunch of times so wasn't very fresh
Put him to sleep - 'anasthesia'. Cans'll greet ya! Scoff at the guy
Wake up with the 'k on ur nose', no drugs needed for this dose to alter ur mind
like the anesthesia/on your nose angle, but what's the K tie in? like Ketamine or something - which would be a reach? sorry maybe I must be missing something
I glare dead at this queer yet hes a revered vet? Uzis spray
Dudes displayed - no air vent when i turn up n blow the heat thru this great
grate/great very dated but tbh this flip is pretty cool and worked well for a gun bar w/ the turn up tie in
ya girl loves me, buddy but somethings funny to this fag geek?
glock out, pull it back and get to bangin... like me w ya bitch last week
ehhh, kinda funny but needed more
Gun bar battle? Ya done, barcs rattled w a brutal fate
The whole crowd screams when the arms around u its a movie date
pretty dece
This dude is the man? Saw the ak - 2 in his pants. Shits sure a disgrace
u gonna see a chopper leave skidmarks! - then I hop on the harley for a burnout escape
2 flips in one bar lol but the whole have him shitting his pants angle was funny
Hes a stressed out fool OBSESSED with blue. Killshot is dead on
Wants to see "Blew off the top" in the next mag, reload n its wish come tru w ya head gone
w/p very dated but bonus points for the personal tie in & effective punch
arms at ur neck barcs not a threat, u can get ur block shot guy
eyes on the prize, n im allll business, i got a clip at ur throat like a knock off tie
wording good but I did a similar concept about a month or so ago so for me personally this wasn't fresh



Fun read guys, solid battle... Have to say I've got Barc pretty comfortably here, both were a little flip heavy on the concepts in spots, but Hershey's kiss & chock lit were the best lines of the battle to me, and on the whole barc was more consistent with less misses... props to both

Vote - Barcotic

[Greedy]

Bar Comic:
Opener- liked it overall, but hated how u finished it
Sasquatch- not fkn w this
Chocolate- fire
Chppr/sq- nope.
Office-fire
Tre pound- played
Missing poster- nice
Closer- trash

Vs

Meth:
Opener- setup was pretty fire. Overall played tho.
Anesthesia- nice concept. Wording was a bit choppy tho.
Air vent- fire. But im starting to hate the way u finish ur setups lmao.
Last week- trash.
Movie date- i liked it. Pretty good here.
Burnout- played, however the setup was fire.
Blue- played overall but good wording.
Fake tie- played again.

Vote barcotic.

[Jason Voorhees]

stop yo. if u want smoke, the glock gon surely hit
i cud pull on ur strip and open ur top, no hersheys kiss
visit ur job wit it out.. while u walkin about, geek as hell
ill roll up w the set and shoot the office w/o steve carell
bodies rain down as i spray rounds thru a shady ingrate
ull lose ur lunch cuza the trey pound. u an angry inmate
ill kidnap ur only love, go home n fuck her lippy mouth
ull wana put a hammer to barc
...n hang posters of ur missing spouse
ima turn rb's big fish into liquified seafood
put enuff chrome to this mod for a pimp my ride reboot


vs

Put him to sleep - 'anasthesia'. Cans'll greet ya! Scoff at the guy
Wake up with the 'k on ur nose', no drugs needed for this dose to alter ur mind
I glare dead at this queer yet hes a revered vet? Uzis spray
Dudes displayed - no air vent when i turn up n blow the heat thru this great
Hes a stressed out fool OBSESSED with blue. Killshot is dead on
Wants to see "Blew off the top" in the next mag, reload n its wish come tru w ya head gone
arms at ur neck barcs not a threat, u can get ur block shot guy
eyes on the prize, n im allll business, i got a clip at ur throat like a knock off tie


Got Barc. taking this one for having more bars that were a bit better. I like that Hershey Kiss joint..

[Lethargic]

Barc

stop yo. if u want smoke, the glock gon surely hit
i cud pull on ur strip and open ur top, no hersheys kiss

Nice

claim u own a gat? dawg, ur hallucinating ur ass off
u only bang sticks if ur communicating w sasquatch

lol

bullets will catch u at night b, quite deep in ya lid
theyll have 'chalk lit' up on the crime scene...
.. u were gettin ice cream w/ ya kid

wording was a little off, but it was nice nonetheless

id hit ANYONE for a fat sack, black mask present
bring a chopper to the square -american badass entrance

Alright

visit ur job wit it out.. while u walkin about, geek as hell
ill roll up w the set and shoot the office w/o steve carell

Nice

bodies rain down as i spray rounds thru a shady ingrate
ull lose ur lunch cuza the trey pound. u an angry inmate

Okay

ill kidnap ur only love, go home n fuck her lippy mouth
ull wana put a hammer to barc
...n hang posters of ur missing spouse

Okay

ima turn rb's big fish into liquified seafood
put enuff chrome to this mod for a pimp my ride reboot

Decent

Meth

Urrr Tim Taylor but a whim gayer, shots at ya crib. Know im ruthless
Ill grab the Tool Man! have the hardware banging at ur door - Home Improvement!

Oh man, throwback wordplay. This was played out when I first started battling, haha. Decently worded though

Put him to sleep - 'anasthesia'. Cans'll greet ya! Scoff at the guy
Wake up with the 'k on ur nose', no drugs needed for this dose to alter ur mind

Dope. Good tie in with the mask over the nose.

I glare dead at this queer yet hes a revered vet? Uzis spray
Dudes displayed - no air vent when i turn up n blow the heat thru this great

Nice

ya girl loves me, buddy but somethings funny to this fag geek?
glock out, pull it back and get to bangin... like me w ya bitch last week

Okay

Gun bar battle? Ya done, barcs rattled w a brutal fate
The whole crowd screams when the arms around u its a movie date

Nice

This dude is the man? Saw the ak - 2 in his pants. Shits sure a disgrace
u gonna see a chopper leave skidmarks! - then I hop on the harley for a burnout escape

Okay

Hes a stressed out fool OBSESSED with blue. Killshot is dead on
Wants to see "Blew off the top" in the next mag, reload n its wish come tru w ya head gone

Cool

arms at ur neck barcs not a threat, u can get ur block shot guy
eyes on the prize, n im allll business, i got a clip at ur throat like a knock off tie

Decent

Wow, when I saw it was going to be a gun bar battle I rolled my eyes and thought it was going to be boring. Both verses were definitely worth the read. Barc had the chocolate line and Meth had the K on the nose. Both of those were dope. I've got this being a pretty damn close battle. Honestly, I think what really made it easy for me to decide was the Home Improvement line. I wasn't joking, that was considered played back when I first started battling. I've gotta go with Barc for harder hits and more consistency. Great battle guys.

Vote - Barc

[hello there]

stop yo. if u want smoke, the glock gon surely hit
i cud pull on ur strip and open ur top, no hersheys kiss
I mean I don't love the rhyme here. And I don't see any value in the setup.
claim u own a gat? dawg, ur hallucinating ur ass off
u only bang sticks if ur communicating w sasquatch
Eh cool
bullets will catch u at night b, quite deep in ya lid
theyll have 'chalk lit' up on the crime scene...
.. u were gettin ice cream w/ ya kid
Edgy.
id hit ANYONE for a fat sack, black mask present
bring a chopper to the square -american badass entrance
Eh
visit ur job wit it out.. while u walkin about, geek as hell
ill roll up w the set and shoot the office w/o steve carell
Ok cool
bodies rain down as i spray rounds thru a shady ingrate
ull lose ur lunch cuza the trey pound. u an angry inmate
Ok
ill kidnap ur only love, go home n fuck her lippy mouth
ull wana put a hammer to barc
...n hang posters of ur missing spouse
I'll want to hate this bar
... but I have to write a second line to do it
ima turn rb's big fish into liquified seafood
put enuff chrome to this mod for a pimp my ride reboot
Eh

16.

Urrr Tim Taylor but a whim gayer, shots at ya crib. Know im ruthless
Ill grab the Tool Man! have the hardware banging at ur door - Home Improvement!
So are you from another country where Taylor and Gayer rhyme?
Put him to sleep - 'anasthesia'. Cans'll greet ya! Scoff at the guy
Wake up with the 'k on ur nose', no drugs needed for this dose to alter ur mind
Ehhh
I glare dead at this queer yet hes a revered vet? Uzis spray
Dudes displayed - no air vent when i turn up n blow the heat thru this great
Ehhhhhhhh
ya girl loves me, buddy but somethings funny to this fag geek?
glock out, pull it back and get to bangin... like me w ya bitch last week
No.
Gun bar battle? Ya done, barcs rattled w a brutal fate
The whole crowd screams when the arms around u its a movie date
No
This dude is the man? Saw the ak - 2 in his pants. Shits sure a disgrace
u gonna see a chopper leave skidmarks! - then I hop on the harley for a burnout escape
No
Hes a stressed out fool OBSESSED with blue. Killshot is dead on
Wants to see "Blew off the top" in the next mag, reload n its wish come tru w ya head gone
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h
arms at ur neck barcs not a threat, u can get ur block shot guy
eyes on the prize, n im allll business, i got a clip at ur throat like a knock off tie
Eh

VOTE I didn't really love anyone. But I'll give it to Barc, only because of the Steve Carell line. Isn't the point of a gunbar battle to go over the top? To be Kill Bill meets God of War 3 meets Borderlands 2? Not to like write the same played out fucking gay ass gunbars you homos love to put in every battle? This was literally a formulaic "Three gun bars, one bar about how your reputation sucks, one bar about how I have sex with your girlfriend" battle. You just made punchlines that referred to "hey guys. Guns."

[Ryno]

stop yo. if u want smoke, the glock gon surely hit
i cud pull on ur strip and open ur top, no hersheys kiss
NICE
claim u own a gat? dawg, ur hallucinating ur ass off
u only bang sticks if ur communicating w sasquatch
NAH
bullets will catch u at night b, quite deep in ya lid
theyll have 'chalk lit' up on the crime scene...
.. u were gettin ice cream w/ ya kid
NAH MAN
id hit ANYONE for a fat sack, black mask present
bring a chopper to the square -american badass entrance
OK
visit ur job wit it out.. while u walkin about, geek as hell
ill roll up w the set and shoot the office w/o steve carell
LIGHT
bodies rain down as i spray rounds thru a shady ingrate
ull lose ur lunch cuza the trey pound. u an angry inmate
LOL ALR
ill kidnap ur only love, go home n fuck her lippy mouth
ull wana put a hammer to barc
...n hang posters of ur missing spouse
NICE
ima turn rb's big fish into liquified seafood
put enuff chrome to this mod for a pimp my ride reboot
OK

16.

Urrr Tim Taylor but a whim gayer, shots at ya crib. Know im ruthless
Ill grab the Tool Man! have the hardware banging at ur door - Home Improvement!
NAH DATED
Put him to sleep - 'anasthesia'. Cans'll greet ya! Scoff at the guy
Wake up with the 'k on ur nose', no drugs needed for this dose to alter ur mind
EH
I glare dead at this queer yet hes a revered vet? Uzis spray
Dudes displayed - no air vent when i turn up n blow the heat thru this great
I LIKE THIS A LOT
ya girl loves me, buddy but somethings funny to this fag geek?
glock out, pull it back and get to bangin... like me w ya bitch last week
EH
Gun bar battle? Ya done, barcs rattled w a brutal fate
The whole crowd screams when the arms around u its a movie date
SWISH
This dude is the man? Saw the ak - 2 in his pants. Shits sure a disgrace
u gonna see a chopper leave skidmarks! - then I hop on the harley for a burnout escape
NOT FEELING THIS
Hes a stressed out fool OBSESSED with blue. Killshot is dead on
Wants to see "Blew off the top" in the next mag, reload n its wish come tru w ya head gone
NICE
arms at ur neck barcs not a threat, u can get ur block shot guy
eyes on the prize, n im allll business, i got a clip at ur throat like a knock off tie
SAW BLUE USE THIS RECENTLY, HIS WAS A BIT BETTER. OK AS IS THOUGH

v.BARC...alil more consistent. Good drop from both, i just thought meth was alil up and down. Still not bad though.