Week 7: High and Drunk 1-3 vs. Cheesecake Assassin 2-3 Dia wins

[Meth]

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@High And Drunk

[hello there]

Goddamn championship battle.

So 12.

[hello there]

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EXTRA! EXTRA! The battle of two helmets! Tendie sauce soaked in your couch!
It's game day, cuz. When I give you the finger... all I see is foam in your mouth..!!

The whole league is no competition, I don't need gun play bars to have deadly responses.
Shit I let bomb bar'd replace me, because these killing sprees weight heavy on my conscious.

OOooOOooOOooo.. Man, I'm exhausted. He'll peel your intestines! His enemies have lost heads!
Bitch, PLEASE! The amount of filler YOU pack in? You just RAP casings -- you're a sausage..!!

I'm chummy with his Honey, damn straight. She ooze when I Lay Her, makin' her hands shake..
When she's white in the middle, I'm brown round the edges... and we ain't never makin' a pancake..!!

Your bitch bored with your layin' pipe... I CEMENT our bond with thick dick swangin'..
MMmm... I pop white all over that spade, till the fit so smooth she call me for brick-laying..!!

Listen, boy... you're Whipped when this dance is done! When it comes to Rays you can't withstand the son..
Voters never go bananas over your punchlines... So I don't need to Plant a Shun..!!

They forget every shot you take! But my spank bank? Loaded and I BEEN horny..
Brace yourself when I bust: Cuz I Wreck Elections every time I Rifle through memories..!!

[Stranger]

He's joking but without long bar I smoke this fat bastard.

No one is safe from High and Drunk.

I already killed you once, they always feeding you to the wolf, so it's evident your hurt.
Keep typing away, cuz we don't give a fuck about your text, like the presidential alert.
I'll give you a final tip, if you want to stop loosing, you probably should battle me, less.
I'm not a bad guy, I'll go easy on the diss, cuz a roast is for someone you actually respect.
I don't see you sticking around for the long haul, because your getting bodied left and right.
All your bars are fuckin predictable, if you surprise anyone, it's because you aint left the site.
He clearly can't hold his liqour, I can see him tripping in bars, and that's not hard to envision.
How are we not safe from drunk, when he'll just fall sleep before he even starts the ignition.
No more pedo jokes, but if these kids willingly step to me, that should be the opening act.
Don't matter the format, because you must be talking about meat if your smoking the fat.
Meth predicted you to win, if he really off the rails, he needs to be giving up the habbit.
Because it's obvious it's fucking him up, if he thinks its logical that I'll be a victim of a faggit.

[YG]

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EXTRA! EXTRA! The battle of two helmets! Tendie sauce soaked in your couch!
It's game day, cuz. When I give you the finger... all I see is foam in your mouth..!!
No...


OOooOOooOOooo.. Man, I'm exhausted. He'll peel your intestines! His enemies have lost heads!
Bitch, PLEASE! The amount of filler YOU pack in? You just RAP casings -- you're a sausage..!!
Lol clever
I'm chummy with his Honey, damn straight. She ooze when I Lay Her, makin' her hands shake..
When she's white in the middle, I'm brown round the edges... and we ain't never makin' a pancake..!!
Brown around the edges? Decent I guess
Your bitch bored with your layin' pipe... I CEMENT our bond with thick dick swangin'..
MMmm... I pop white all over that spade, till the fit so smooth she call me for brick-laying..!!
I dig it
Listen, boy... you're Whipped when this dance is done! When it comes to Rays you can't withstand the son..
Voters never go bananas over your punchlines... So I don't need to Plant a Shun..!!
I mean the w/p was decent but where does does plant a shun mean.
I know plantation is what u were going for but plant a shun is puzzling me
They forget every shot you take! But my spank bank? Loaded and I BEEN horny..
Brace yourself when I bust: Cuz I Wreck Elections every time I Rifle through memories..!!
Eh, could have been cool w/ the wordplay but u worded it kinda gay imo

I already killed you once, they always feeding you to the wolf, so it's evident your hurt.
Keep typing away, cuz we don't give a fuck about your text, like the presidential alert.
Decent relevant punch
I'll give you a final tip, if you want to stop loosing, you probably should battle me, less.
I'm not a bad guy, I'll go easy on the diss, cuz a roast is for someone you actually respect.
Eh weak, ok concept
I don't see you sticking around for the long haul, because your getting bodied left and right.
All your bars are fuckin predictable, if you surprise anyone, it's because you aint left the site.
Cool
He clearly can't hold his liqour, I can see him tripping in bars, and that's not hard to envision.
How are we not safe from drunk, when he'll just fall sleep before he even starts the ignition.
Cool, could have done more w/ it, kinda weak
No more pedo jokes, but if these kids willingly step to me, that should be the opening act.
Don't matter the format, because you must be talking about meat if your smoking the fat.
No
Meth predicted you to win, if he really off the rails, he needs to be giving up the habbit.
Because it's obvious it's fucking him up, if he thinks its logical that I'll be a victim of a faggit.
Good bar all the way until when u landed the punch imo. Could have hit harder

Man I don't even know.

High and Drunk had some decent punches & although he had some weird ones, they were creative

Cheese missed a few times as well but his punches wereren't as creative. Some good ones though, just simple or didnt do enough w/ the concept

Of the punches that did land effectively I have it at:

Prez alert
surprise anyone

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Sausage lining
Brick laying

I'ma give it to High this time around.

[GrimmReaperZ]

I already killed you once, they always feeding you to the wolf, so it's evident your hurt.
Keep typing away, cuz we don't give a fuck about your text, like the presidential alert.

Vs


OOooOOooOOooo.. Man, I'm exhausted. He'll peel your intestines! His enemies have lost heads!
Bitch, PLEASE! The amount of filler YOU pack in? You just RAP casings -- you're a sausage..!!

I'm chummy with his Honey, damn straight. She ooze when I Lay Her, makin' her hands shake..
When she's white in the middle, I'm brown round the edges... and we ain't never makin' a pancake..!!


Uninspired battle... I thought Dia would win after reading drunks verse since it was EVERYWHERE and literally does lil to attack Dia personally...just filler really with prewritten punches,,,

But Dia came with bravado and really said nothing either... u kinda just rambled on and threw mini punches, no actual hits...ive seen u write better against me ...

V- High

[Meth]

2-0 h&d moreeee votesss

[hello there]

2-0 h&d moreeee votesss

Vote son!

[Ryno]

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EXTRA! EXTRA! The battle of two helmets! Tendie sauce soaked in your couch!
It's game day, cuz. When I give you the finger... all I see is foam in your mouth..!!

1/3

OOooOOooOOooo.. Man, I'm exhausted. He'll peel your intestines! His enemies have lost heads!
Bitch, PLEASE! The amount of filler YOU pack in? You just RAP casings -- you're a sausage..!!
2/3
I'm chummy with his Honey, damn straight. She ooze when I Lay Her, makin' her hands shake..
When she's white in the middle, I'm brown round the edges... and we ain't never makin' a pancake..!!
1/3
Your bitch bored with your layin' pipe... I CEMENT our bond with thick dick swangin'..
MMmm... I pop white all over that spade, till the fit so smooth she call me for brick-laying..!!
1/3
Listen, boy... you're Whipped when this dance is done! When it comes to Rays you can't withstand the son..
Voters never go bananas over your punchlines... So I don't need to Plant a Shun..!!
1/3
They forget every shot you take! But my spank bank? Loaded and I BEEN horny..
Brace yourself when I bust: Cuz I Wreck Elections every time I Rifle through memories..!!
1/3

7/18

I already killed you once, they always feeding you to the wolf, so it's evident your hurt.
Keep typing away, cuz we don't give a fuck about your text, like the presidential alert.
2/3
I'll give you a final tip, if you want to stop loosing, you probably should battle me, less.
I'm not a bad guy, I'll go easy on the diss, cuz a roast is for someone you actually respect.
1/3
I don't see you sticking around for the long haul, because your getting bodied left and right.
All your bars are fuckin predictable, if you surprise anyone, it's because you aint left the site.
2/3
He clearly can't hold his liqour, I can see him tripping in bars, and that's not hard to envision.
How are we not safe from drunk, when he'll just fall sleep before he even starts the ignition.
1/3
No more pedo jokes, but if these kids willingly step to me, that should be the opening act.
Don't matter the format, because you must be talking about meat if your smoking the fat.
1/3
Meth predicted you to win, if he really off the rails, he needs to be giving up the habbit.
Because it's obvious it's fucking him up, if he thinks its logical that I'll be a victim of a faggit.
1/3

8/18

v. dia...he edges it out. alil more polished all around

[King]

EXTRA! EXTRA! The battle of two helmets! Tendie sauce soaked in your couch!
It's game day, cuz. When I give you the finger... all I see is foam in your mouth..!!

vs


I already killed you once, they always feeding you to the wolf, so it's evident your hurt.
Keep typing away, cuz we don't give a fuck about your text, like the presidential alert.
I don't see you sticking around for the long haul, because your getting bodied left and right.
All your bars are fuckin predictable, if you surprise anyone, it's because you aint left the site.


HAD, actually a lot better than some earlier verses. still have some work to do tho, your best concept was the foam finger flip. after that wasn't feeling anything. u should focus more on being more harsh with the actual diss now, like for example theres not much harsh about calling someone a sausage, it's just corny. being clever with a corny diss doesn't make it hit any harder.

Cheese had some decent lines. presidential alert was an ok current event punch, surprise was a decent personal, nothing too creative but i like the personal shit so i was feeling it. i think the verse started to fall off towards the end but overall i liked the more direct and personal approach.

vote Cheesecake factory

[Meth]

2-2 first up by 2 or the first one winning by the time im home

[Greedy]

high/drunk:
opener- i liked where u were going w the setup here, but the punch fell flat imo. the overall concept of this was a good idea tho
sausage- i didnt like how this ended up, but again the concept was good
recolection- same as above

vs

cunt cheese:
prez alert- meh, predictable bar tbh but props on using it first
roast- i actually liked this one
leave the site- decent

vote cunt cheese.
dia had the better overall verse imo
highanddrunk, u have good ideas, just work on simplifying them and making them sting abit more. because conceptually, u had this won. but youre not displaying your ideas to max potential imo

[Barcotic]

EXTRA! EXTRA! The battle of two helmets! Tendie sauce soaked in your couch!
It's game day, cuz. When I give you the finger... all I see is foam in your mouth..!!

no
creativity was there but whack concept

OOooOOooOOooo.. Man, I'm exhausted. He'll peel your intestines! His enemies have lost heads!
Bitch, PLEASE! The amount of filler YOU pack in? You just RAP casings -- you're a sausage..!!

ok. creative again, better concept, weak wording
jab nonetheless

I'm chummy with his Honey, damn straight. She ooze when I Lay Her, makin' her hands shake..
When she's white in the middle, I'm brown round the edges... and we ain't never makin' a pancake..!!

hell no. same as ur first bar x2

Your bitch bored with your layin' pipe... I CEMENT our bond with thick dick swangin'..
MMmm... I pop white all over that spade, till the fit so smooth she call me for brick-laying..!!

nahh man

Listen, boy... you're Whipped when this dance is done! When it comes to Rays you can't withstand the son..
Voters never go bananas over your punchlines... So I don't need to Plant a Shun..!!

corny & forced-ish concept here, not feeling the wp

They forget every shot you take! But my spank bank? Loaded and I BEEN horny..
Brace yourself when I bust: Cuz I Wreck Elections every time I Rifle through memories..!!

wtf was this?
culda done something dope w the recollections wp, but this wasnt it dog
gay ass weird af concept

no good punches
1 jab
5 misses

vs

I already killed you once, they always feeding you to the wolf, so it's evident your hurt.
Keep typing away, cuz we don't give a fuck about your text, like the presidential alert.

no, weak

I'll give you a final tip, if you want to stop loosing, you probably should battle me, less.
I'm not a bad guy, I'll go easy on the diss, cuz a roast is for someone you actually respect.

*losing
& no, this was bad and bland af

I don't see you sticking around for the long haul, because your getting bodied left and right.
All your bars are fuckin predictable, if you surprise anyone, it's because you aint left the site.

again, bland.. BUT not as bad and did slightly hit

He clearly can't hold his liqour, I can see him tripping in bars, and that's not hard to envision.
How are we not safe from drunk, when he'll just fall sleep before he even starts the ignition.

ok

No more pedo jokes, but if these kids willingly step to me, that should be the opening act.
Don't matter the format, because you must be talking about meat if your smoking the fat.

wtf, no

Meth predicted you to win, if he really off the rails, he needs to be giving up the habbit.
Because it's obvious it's fucking him up, if he thinks its logical that I'll be a victim of a faggit.

whackkk

@Caged this batt culd go either way, thats how... (in regards to ur recent q in the chat)
v/cheesecake ass, barely

[Spree]

EXTRA! EXTRA! The battle of two helmets! Tendie sauce soaked in your couch!
It's game day, cuz. When I give you the finger... all I see is foam in your mouth..!!
This could have been nice... but you didnt even really diss him here...

Quote Originally Posted by Cheezecake The Bad Man
The whole league is no competition, I don't need gun play bars to have deadly responses.
Shit I let bomb bar'd replace me, because these killing sprees weight heavy on my conscious.
Trash^^

OOooOOooOOooo.. Man, I'm exhausted. He'll peel your intestines! His enemies have lost heads!
Bitch, PLEASE! The amount of filler YOU pack in? You just RAP casings -- you're a sausage..!!
Should have tweaked this man... You called him a sausage...miss
I'm chummy with his Honey, damn straight. She ooze when I Lay Her, makin' her hands shake..
When she's white in the middle, I'm brown round the edges... and we ain't never makin' a pancake..!!
This is wack man....white in the middle? brown around the edges... NVM gabage.
Your bitch bored with your layin' pipe... I CEMENT our bond with thick dick swangin'..
MMmm... I pop white all over that spade, till the fit so smooth she call me for brick-laying..!!
Nah man... this lame
Listen, boy... you're Whipped when this dance is done! When it comes to Rays you can't withstand the son..
Voters never go bananas over your punchlines... So I don't need to Plant a Shun..!!
No
They forget every shot you take! But my spank bank? Loaded and I BEEN horny..
Brace yourself when I bust: Cuz I Wreck Elections every time I Rifle through memories..!
What? what are you even talking about

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I already killed you once, they always feeding you to the wolf, so it's evident your hurt.
Keep typing away, cuz we don't give a fuck about your text, like the presidential alert.
basic and Joes was better
I'll give you a final tip, if you want to stop loosing, you probably should battle me, less.
I'm not a bad guy, I'll go easy on the diss, cuz a roast is for someone you actually respect.
What?
I don't see you sticking around for the long haul, because your getting bodied left and right.
All your bars are fuckin predictable, if you surprise anyone, it's because you aint left the site.
Nah man you need to try different angles with this concept.. dumb it down and word it harsher/witty. Miss
He clearly can't hold his liqour, I can see him tripping in bars, and that's not hard to envision.
How are we not safe from drunk, when he'll just fall sleep before he even starts the ignition.
this was ok. Needs to be dumbed down has light impact tho
No more pedo jokes, but if these kids willingly step to me, that should be the opening act.
Don't matter the format, because you must be talking about meat if your smoking the fat.
Smoking the Fat? what?
Meth predicted you to win, if he really off the rails, he needs to be giving up the habbit.
Because it's obvious it's fucking him up, if he thinks its logical that I'll be a victim of a faggit.
No



Overall - this may be the worst battle I've voted on... IDK who to even vote for really. Both missed pretty much every bar. Dia had better concepts i guess but both werent good at all.

V/Dia for better attempts i guess man.

[Meth]

Dia wins