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    How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Make sure you don't use big words

    keep your rhyme schemes simple

    avoid any form of lyricism other than puns and similes.

    Make sure all your puns and similes pertain to sports, pop culture or similar things.

    Make sure to pretend to be a gangsta and talk like one, doing your best to sound like a neanderthal who has never read a book.

    Keep in mind that battles are not won through skill, they are won by being with the "in crowd" and appealing to the stupidity of the majority of users.

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    How about try showing up for ur fucking battles


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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Quote Originally Posted by Meth View Post
    How about try showing up for ur fucking battles
    Better he doesnt show. Hes fucking trash

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Quote Originally Posted by Fact Machine View Post
    Make sure you don't use big words

    keep your rhyme schemes simple

    avoid any form of lyricism other than puns and similes.

    Make sure all your puns and similes pertain to sports, pop culture or similar things.

    Make sure to pretend to be a gangsta and talk like one, doing your best to sound like a neanderthal who has never read a book.

    Keep in mind that battles are not won through skill, they are won by being with the "in crowd" and appealing to the stupidity of the majority of users.
    that's how it is on "the other guys forum" lmao. no one cares about bars anymore. Them days is dead


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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Quote Originally Posted by Sick Vicious View Post
    Better he doesnt show. Hes fucking trash
    Anyone who thinks I'm trash doesn't know the first thing about rap, or what constitutes lyricism on a technical and objective level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicktorious View Post
    that's how it is on "the other guys forum" lmao. no one cares about bars anymore. Them days is dead
    Yes, it's no better on the other forums.

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    RB died when everybody from the mid 2000s left...

    Now it's five or six guys who battle the same people every week with TMZ bars. Build a time machine pimp.

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Quote Originally Posted by kid sick, View Post
    RB died when everybody from the mid 2000s left...

    Now it's five or six guys who battle the same people every week with TMZ bars. Build a time machine pimp.
    Lmao

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Quote Originally Posted by Fact Machine View Post
    Anyone who thinks I'm trash doesn't know the first thing about rap, or what constitutes lyricism on a technical and objective level.

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    Yes, it's no better on the other forums.
    I have a larger vocabulary than you do, and you are trash.

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Lmao

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Quote Originally Posted by fact machine vs celph taut
    God damn cunt pussy ass shit mother fuck, this is the fourth time today another duck
    No one has any bars for me cause' your such, a bunch of blundering thunder cunts
    Yeah your real dope bro

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Quote Originally Posted by kid sick, View Post
    My dude

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    Re: How to win a rap battle on RB.com

    Quote Originally Posted by Fact Machine View Post
    Make sure you don't use big words

    keep your rhyme schemes simple

    avoid any form of lyricism other than puns and similes.

    Make sure all your puns and similes pertain to sports, pop culture or similar things.

    Make sure to pretend to be a gangsta and talk like one, doing your best to sound like a neanderthal who has never read a book.

    Keep in mind that battles are not won through skill, they are won by being with the "in crowd" and appealing to the stupidity of the majority of users.
    You forgot being homotextual, one's drive to sexually pleasure men is 99% of winning a rap battle on RB.
    My username is testament to my utter destruction of (gay) Kill Spree

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