Week 11: Joe Boston 3-4 vs. R!canTheoryz 1-1 - R!canTheoryz WINS

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@Joe Boston @R!canTheoryz

[Joe Boston]

Check

[R!canTheoryz]

I’m going 10 sir

[Joe Boston]

10

Fuck outta here with the bullshit no one here is feeling your aura
Only Rican i know that did something worth mentioning his name is Alex Cora
Before you make a fool outta yourself let a real man fuck your spouse
If you ever attempted 69 you’d probably get 4 yrs probation and a red dot on your house
You’ll never know the in n outs of being a criminal i eat herbs like you for dinner
To me your a Whitey who rats I’ll make sure there’s a burial plot for you next to his in West Virginia
Girl says your a beginner at this sex shit
she fucks with me I’m more advanced
Still funny that you’re Gardener when ur just a bitch that mows the lawn and waters the plants
I’m a Fucking Avalanche on your block don’t get yourself caught in the rubble
You’ll never have the Brawn agaisnt Joe these bullets will be a close up to your fucking face stubble

[R!canTheoryz]

There’s no Protest that losing is something that you need hardly,
Cuz you know is more faggot shit than politics when we’re talking bout Boston’s Tea Party.
U get no pussy this bum needs Lotta care Wrong move n the Gun’ll flare,
Only time there’s hands in joes boxers is when faggits are shoppin for new Underwear!!
Fuck Boston dawg the wrong pitch can get U slapped in fact,
Just know you’ll be rocking Red Sox
Running for home wit a simple crack of a bat.
Your a hit & a Miss every mourning I say There’s a cost for sure,
Cuz I ain’t spilling coffee when I say imma leave Joes Mug Broken scatterin across the floor!!
You’ve been on this site for years but your records barely the blame,
I’m starting to think You love Being called average joe, & even that should help motivate u in changing ya Name!!

[Smog]

10

Fuck outta here with the bullshit no one here is feeling your aura
Only Rican i know that did something worth mentioning his name is Alex Cora

Wording hurt this.. no sting

Before you make a fool outta yourself let a real man fuck your spouse
If you ever attempted 69 you’d probably get 4 yrs probation and a red dot on your house

Lol

You’ll never know the in n outs of being a criminal i eat herbs like you for dinner
To me your a Whitey who rats I’ll make sure there’s a burial plot for you next to his in West Virginia

Too long winded.. if I'd a tightened this up it would of gave it impact

Girl says your a beginner at this sex shit
she fucks with me I’m more advanced
Still funny that you’re Gardener when ur just a bitch that mows the lawn and waters the plants

Ooooooooooook

I’m a Fucking Avalanche on your block don’t get yourself caught in the rubble
You’ll never have the Brawn agaisnt Joe these bullets will be a close up to your fucking face stubble

Ehh


Vs


There’s no Protest that losing is something that you need hardly,
Cuz you know is more faggot shit than politics when we’re talking bout Boston’s Tea Party.

True

U get no pussy this bum needs Lotta care Wrong move n the Gun’ll flare,
Only time there’s hands in joes boxers is when faggits are shoppin for new Underwear!!

Ok

Fuck Boston dawg the wrong pitch can get U slapped in fact,
Just know you’ll be rocking Red Sox
Running for home wit a simple crack of a bat.

Ehh played

Your a hit & a Miss every mourning I say There’s a cost for sure,
Cuz I ain’t spilling coffee when I say imma leave Joes Mug Broken scatterin across the floor!!

Cool

You’ve been on this site for years but your records barely the blame,
I’m starting to think You love Being called average joe, & even that should help motivate u in changing ya Name!!

Overplayed



Well I felt joe rushed n didn't take time to execute cleanly.. long winded at times n wording issues caused alotta joints to not hit.. rican had a few played joints but also landed a couple cool shots, n I got him edging this battle.. gl y'all



Rican

[XRey]

Fuck outta here with the bullshit no one here is feeling your aura
Only Rican i know that did something worth mentioning his name is Alex Cora

Half dig it half dislike it, rican wordplay was nice but dislike the finish.

Before you make a fool outta yourself let a real man fuck your spouse
If you ever attempted 69 you’d probably get 4 yrs probation and a red dot on your house

Aight nice

You’ll never know the in n outs of being a criminal i eat herbs like you for dinner
To me your a Whitey who rats I’ll make sure there’s a burial plot for you next to his in West Virginia

Nah

Girl says your a beginner at this sex shit
she fucks with me I’m more advanced
Still funny that you’re Gardener when ur just a bitch that mows the lawn and waters the plants

Finish is fire, set up is ehhh, but good bar.

I’m a Fucking Avalanche on your block don’t get yourself caught in the rubble
You’ll never have the Brawn agaisnt Joe these bullets will be a close up to your fucking face stubble

Ok.


Vs


There’s no Protest that losing is something that you need hardly,
Cuz you know is more faggot shit than politics when we’re talking bout Boston’s Tea Party.

Solid

U get no pussy this bum needs Lotta care Wrong move n the Gun’ll flare,
Only time there’s hands in joes boxers is when faggits are shoppin for new Underwear!!

Hell yea i dig.

Fuck Boston dawg the wrong pitch can get U slapped in fact,
Just know you’ll be rocking Red Sox
Running for home wit a simple crack of a bat.

Ok

Your a hit & a Miss every mourning I say There’s a cost for sure,
Cuz I ain’t spilling coffee when I say imma leave Joes Mug Broken scatterin across the floor!!

Solid

You’ve been on this site for years but your records barely the blame,
I’m starting to think You love Being called average joe, & even that should help motivate u in changing ya Name!!

Aight.

V/Rican, better overal verse no real misses in my opinion. Good battle both Joe had some bars which needed some polishing I guess.

[Ryno]

Joe had the fresher ideas but awful wording. Ricans wording was slightly better but he had a few played ones. tough to call. i guess i'll lean more towards Rican for better all around execution. Bostons been doing this too long to still be this long winded.

v. Rican

[GrimmReaperZ]

There’s no Protest that losing is something that you need hardly,
Cuz you know is more faggot shit than politics when we’re talking bout Boston’s Tea Party

vs


nothing...


v- rican

lol... joe, u really should pay attention to the feed, u might notice where u are lackin...usual famous name that's just thrown in, not cleverly either...the gardener bar doesn't work because the word doesn't fit right in the sentence,.... that gardener/guarding her style of punch is wayyyyyyyyyyyy overdone up here and some folks make it work but it honestly comes off as lazy usually cause it rarely deals with the opponent

[plethora]

Before you make a fool outta yourself let a real man fuck your spouse
If you ever attempted 69 you’d probably get 4 yrs probation and a red dot on your house
You’ll never know the in n outs of being a criminal i eat herbs like you for dinner
To me your a Whitey who rats I’ll make sure there’s a burial plot for you next to his in West Virginia
Girl says your a beginner at this sex shit
she fucks with me I’m more advanced
Still funny that you’re Gardener when ur just a bitch that mows the lawn and waters the plants

Vs.

Fuck Boston dawg the wrong pitch can get U slapped in fact,
Just know you’ll be rocking Red Sox
Running for home wit a simple crack of a bat.
Your a hit & a Miss every mourning I say There’s a cost for sure,
Cuz I ain’t spilling coffee when I say imma leave Joes Mug Broken scatterin across the floor!!



V/joe

[hello there]

10

Fuck outta here with the bullshit no one here is feeling your aura
Only Rican i know that did something worth mentioning his name is Alex Cora
Nope

Before you make a fool outta yourself let a real man fuck your spouse
If you ever attempted 69 you’d probably get 4 yrs probation and a red dot on your house
Nope

You’ll never know the in n outs of being a criminal i eat herbs like you for dinner
To me your a Whitey who rats I’ll make sure there’s a burial plot for you next to his in West Virginia
Nope

Girl says your a beginner at this sex shit
she fucks with me I’m more advanced
Still funny that you’re Gardener when ur just a bitch that mows the lawn and waters the plants
This is kinda cool. This is actually pretty cool.

I’m a Fucking Avalanche on your block don’t get yourself caught in the rubble
You’ll never have the Brawn agaisnt Joe these bullets will be a close up to your fucking face stubble
Nope

There’s no Protest that losing is something that you need hardly,
Cuz you know is more faggot shit than politics when we’re talking bout Boston’s Tea Party.
Ehhhh.

U get no pussy this bum needs Lotta care Wrong move n the Gun’ll flare,
Only time there’s hands in joes boxers is when faggits are shoppin for new Underwear!!
Ok this is pretty clever.

Fuck Boston dawg the wrong pitch can get U slapped in fact,
Just know you’ll be rocking Red Sox
Running for home wit a simple crack of a bat.
Are we doing three line bars now? Is this a thing? I got votes taken off for this. I didn't like the wording.

Your a hit & a Miss every mourning I say There’s a cost for sure,
Cuz I ain’t spilling coffee when I say imma leave Joes Mug Broken scatterin across the floor!!
I like the concept but hate the wording. The image just sucks.

You’ve been on this site for years but your records barely the blame,
I’m starting to think You love Being called average joe, & even that should help motivate u in changing ya Name!!
Concept cool. Wording sucks.

VOTERican. He had some new fresh concepts and said some new stuff other people haven't said.

[Plaz]

Before you make a fool outta yourself let a real man fuck your spouse
If you ever attempted 69 you’d probably get 4 yrs probation and a red dot on your house
(kinda vague but hilarious!)
You’ll never know the in n outs of being a criminal i eat herbs like you for dinner
To me your a Whitey who rats I’ll make sure there’s a burial plot for you next to his in West Virginia
Girl says your a beginner at this sex shit
she fucks with me I’m more advanced
Still funny that you’re Gardener when ur just a bitch that mows the lawn and waters the plants

There’s no Protest that losing is something that you need hardly,
Cuz you know is more faggot shit than politics when we’re talking bout Boston’s Tea Party
Fuck Boston dawg the wrong pitch can get U slapped in fact,
Just know you’ll be rocking Red Sox
Running for home wit a simple crack of a bat.
(liked this alot)
Your a hit & a Miss every mourning I say There’s a cost for sure,
Cuz I ain’t spilling coffee when I say imma leave Joes Mug Broken scatterin across the floor!!

oh great, another even battle. you both had same number of lines i thought were good jabs. and both you guys had slight issues with wording. entertaining read tho. honestly not really sure who won. fok it im just gonna flip a coin to decide, ... got joe winning! vote goes to joe!

[Amen]

Rican wins