Hello Fellas
This week will be the best magazine ever. Because I am going to write it.
Week eleven of LLL was pretty tight: We had some cool battles. We had some cool antics. But we also had a ton of no shows. So many no shows, @Meth no showed this magazine.
Luckily, I have packed together all the best bars, booties and boobies I can find to make a really dope magazine for all of you. I KNOW YOU FUCK BOYS WILL THINK THIS IS TROLLING. But read it. It's gonna be tight.
That said... some of the women in these gifs are transwomen. So if @Barcotic gets an erection... well... that's why.
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this is how i felt when @Amen dodged me in chat
Cred v Slecht
Neither of them showed. But they did sign up for this week. So they get more LLL points than @Cheese cake Assassin.
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CONTENDERS MATCH Meth v Bomb Bard
So this is the other no show of the week. And it was a pretty good battle. Bomb Bard came correct, with knockout punches like:
"Run ur Spot If I feel threatened & see the Gat burst
Have U sayin Good Knight! & we aint Crediting ur bitten bars or a Bash Verse"^^^obviously I liked this one cuz @Meth is a snake!Ironic you get High... & write like him, hope U crash & die from mentions
You Said Drunk is trash! yet set yourself up vs him for the Drive to Contention
But Meth came correct, too: He was so upset that his girlfriend invited him to a birthday party that he crashed her fucking car into a tree. Just so he could get out of listening to her talk all night. If that isn't G as fuck, I don't know what is.
@Kill Spree will get the W on his record. But I think we can all agree that @Meth is the real winner, here.
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JEM v Pleth
This battle proves that @JEM secretly works for NASA. Nobody understood what the fuck Thoracic was supposed to be wordplay for. Additionally, no one could figure out what Grown Men Line was supposed to be.
I was so confused, I refused to pick a side.
But voters did. They liked this bar from JEM:
... And they thought this bar from Pleth was pretty cool:My torpedoes been too deep though, could cap this kid
with one shot but four move ahead like battleships
Overall, voters thought Pleth got the W.R!can beat u last week, but this time ima open hand u with grace
couldn't handle Theoryz.. so what about when reality smacks u in the face
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Xrey v High And Drunk
... Huh. I guess I changed my name to "stupid faggot" in the thread title. Weird. I hope the W translates... I still only have one of those on my record. (@Kill Spree, I'm looking at you.)
Anyways. I tried a new, shorter style. Voters seemed to like it. Xrey did grab himself a vote this week, though. Voters seemed to think his concepts had improved, but they wanted him to simplify his setups. Sounds like they think his punches could compete. So @XRey should take a couple weeks before he judges himself too harshly.
Some lines voters liked were these two:
^^^ From H&D. While the following was the voters' favorite from XRey:Get your teeth crushed like packing bubbles when I rip..
If X games, the whole stands clappin' till you flip..!!
High And Drunk got the W but XRey did get a solid, earned vote. Keep grinding man, you'll go from one vote to two and then you'll beat @Meth , easily. (Like everyone else does.)Got you carved up son, for every letter of my verse u’ll live-with-a-stitch.
Not killin’ this snitch, so u can see how ya girl “turns” to me when I Pivot-ya-Bitch.
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