INTERMISSION LLL - Picture Roast - Blue Bayou WINS!

[Amen]

LLL PICTURE ROAST RULES!

MINIMUM LINES: 10
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Posting single bars is prohibited; must be a 10 line picture roast verse.
Freeposting in this thread will be removed and you will be banned from the thread as well as DQ'd if you dropped a verse.
No Biting or Recycling
Anyone can partake in the ROAST, it's not just opened to the signed in LLL Battlers.

Winner will receive an accomplishment;

LLL Pic Roast

And a contenders match next week!

https://i.imgur.com/AmYDFht.jpg

Picture provided by your friendly Administrator, Dia aka Diasick aka ILoveCheeseCake

Have at it...

[Ryno]

The beam’ll come meet u...its lethal...killin opponents for the ppl
I havent seen a blue creature that size...since the Monsters Inc sequel!
Boy r u retarded?...ecko clothes hella old...dia’s pressed for bucks
Ironic ur rocking the Blue Rhino. Cos trust me ur careers gassed asf
This dude is so lame. Lookin’ like u’ve been at the buffet for days
Cheesecake Assassin?...Ha! Dawg, ur easily the biggest Hostess sensei
Greet u & swing fast...big clash! This pummels gonna end rudely
Punches a doozy. Fists’ll turn ya double chin into a Speed bag routine
Today ur fate plays out. No doubt...its time i get the weaponry poppin’
Shotty is cockin! Ammo shatter ur chest like that cheap shirt that ur rockin!

[Blue Bayou]

you look like Knucklehead ate Knucklehead....



ur the wackest writer here & u'll NEVER be as nice as me..
sorry dawg i'd Sugar Coat it but ur fat ass’d salivate & try n bite the screen
when Dia strips down for bed his girl has to reach for the light..
cuz seein this Cracker Barrel just remind’er he's had too much Cheese in his life
u talk of gunplay & i laugh everytime u mention it bum..
say the gats Tummy Tucked but really that's the surgery u need to weigh less then a ton
at a thousand pounds there's no way the girl of this blob is a fox..
when he eats there's so much Fork-Lift action i swear he's got a job at the docks
that shirt is proof u'll forever be tard w/ no shine..
talk about a Blue-Stretch. ur T makes my longbar verses look like Dill's bars in 09

[JEM.]

Why the fuck are you so fat? My God I feel bad for your t-shirt
Every time you wash the pounds off… the drier gives the stitching a rebirth
Pistol whip this pig at his crib, jack all of his shit… dip peeling off
Stash the Spinach and carrots, at the one place he’d never think of… A vegan spot.
He hates calling weight loss a diet, but when you’re dying its staying alive, ass….
DRs’ banding together to figure out how you gained weight after a gastro bypass
If you weren’t THAT fat I might laugh… You must mourn everyday you get older
Or how doing monkey business is ya girl looking for the banana like dora the explorer
If you jog your memory you don’t have a memory of you jogging & w that face
And so many double chins he could feed the whole neighborhood pancakes

[Plaz]

i can tell you have no worries, so i won't even go that route
remember, hakuna matata.. so pumbaa here has nothing timon about
love your name choices, not gonna lie the shits fresh
but if you love cheesecake anymore, you're gonna diasick death
atleast ur mom thinks ur handsome, and praises ur face
nose has a shine on the bridge that puts any city's maintenance to shame
i got all types of weed, but you bring the strangest of highs..
feel like i got glaucoma, cuz this White Rhino such a 'strain on the eyes'
ur a target for writers, with a picture to spark and ignite us
oblivious to 'on-screen negative reviews'. since Rotten Tomatoes part of his diet

[Greedy]

Somethings wrong if u lost ALL the fashion advice niggas offered u, Hoss
Its like u only want tips if they're cut from a steak n marinated in barbeque sauce
Cool points sitting at a negative. And by god its headed south
But u kinda got that movie star swag.. Just try not to wreck it, Ralph
He made it to the socially awkward boss stage. Now hes fully in beast mode
U got left, right, select, up, and down syndrome. Ur disability put in a cheat code
wounds of loneliness are still fresh. I bet u got hella new scars
Uve had 0 interest for 36 months. Smh nigga u should be selling used cars
If a chick opens wide for u, its to scream "please!!! Just stop, Can you"
So how in the fuck are u getting tongue? When ur native one is pizza shop menu

[hello there]

Fuck when you and the best tangle; you'll be leavin' this text mangled..
We all know you're not creative.. your whole head's a wrecked angle..!!

My buddy's a chubby chaser.. So I'm glad this nerd's relevant..
Cuz he saw your pic and Blue, A Load.. like your fucking shirt measurements..!!

Hide your MAGA hat and your ABBA tracks.. thought we were past all that You're killin' me..
We all know you grew that stubble to mask your fragile masculinity..!!

I feel bad for Diasick -- It's hard to 'turn heads' when his neck this stacked..
So I slap his tits so hard, the kids at the front of the bus get whiplash..!!

This jerk may be dorky.. and his shirt may be sporty..
But the real joke will be when he dies before the age of forty..!!





@Greedy I am dying at cheat code.

[Celph Taut]

Stomach churning alert should come with every picture you're leaving in view..
I won't take this lightly n' by your fucking gullet, neither will you..
I've known you for a decade, my dude... but damn, it's depression to see...
Your RR lines have NOTHING on the lengths you go to stretch out that T...
That's camper territory, and quite frankly? You're built like a truck.
So, go with your gut feeling... and that is: NO girl is feeling THAT gut.
Ogre, Shrek... whatever title you claim - you know you're morbid.
It makes my hair stand up ... yours does that to run from your forehead
Punches out of this world, so I know if I crack your turf?
I'll use any shirt you got to parachute me back to earth.

[Stranger]

This nigga looks like he's too fat and lazy to get out of bed and shave.
but I'll give him credit, standing up long enough to take that pic, was really brave.
no shave November? nigga you need to participate in no eating for a year.
cuz your cheeks are so fucking pudgy it'll be that long before we're seeing an ear.
looks like he's on the virge of heart attack or diabetes, but that's not all that trouble d.
it's finding a big enough shirt to fit, and a bra that will cover them double d's
it looks like you just crawled out of bed, so it wouldn't be hard to put you in the dirt.
your tities are like hulk hogan... you get them mad, they'll flex and rip that shirt.
your damn chins could be served on a platter, when there's a discount for beefstake
assassin? nah, you missed the all you can eat buffet, and took it out on the cheesecake.

[plethora]

looks like he's on the virge of heart attack or diabetes

the doctor warned u...




no stomach contracting exercises, rather be the vegetable type
couldnt do a sit-up & suck it in, now u'll be eating thru tubes the rest of ur life
only white rapists wear decade old Marc shirts w/ a smile
& its ironic, 10 Yr. Old Eckos is the last sound heard from a child
bum facial stubble, but needs to shave fat off his rolls first
cuz fuck a 5 o'clock shadow, he bout to eclipse the whole earth
thought king was ug til i seen ur mug, you lazy hoarder
no girl would go within 100 feet of him..  & that's before the restraining order
shirt triple extra-large & tears apart whenever he bends
r.i.p. XXX, feels like we're mourning a dead rapper all over again

[Barcotic]

ur not rb's prodigy and honestly, ur damaged
i see u sporting ecko..........location while ur crossing the atlantic
my bad bruh, really. that was a smug, silly diss
u may not be in perfect shape but ur rectangle mug clearly is
downs line was tuff, BUT sounded real fake
he wouldnt be a full retard w/ a 30 lb turkey & a 1 gallon milkshake
u geeks cant compete wit a legend so sick, dudes
this roast is called intermission.. somthin his obesity never goes into
my pic game trouble. maybe i shud b subtle more
but i come w the best entry, whereas U need a clear path & double doors

[Joe Boston]

Props on this pic these insults will come in handy
Motherfuker looks like a John Candy that ate all the fucking Candy
You fat as fuck I know your wife n kids done condone
When your looking like Biff no wonder ur ass is always home alone
No neck having ass it’s fucking hysterical
Being born wasn’t a miracle but your the size of 10 Miracles that swallowed another 10 miracles
Why you wearing a shirt 5 sizes too small what the fuck did u think
I’m suprised that Rhino is still alive if went to Africa it’d be extinct
Fat jokes hurt don’t they I’d tell u ignore them and fuck it
I know it’s hard to have sex but your cheeks look like your hiding sextuplets

[YG]

If we ever in the streets I'll put the hands to ya goof ass
U aint scary to stand up to... considering u'll prolly die if u stand up too fast
Chome on the revolver blinding, shit Shining resting on this whore's dome loosely
Im Jack Torrence from the Movie... Ur biggest accomp is jacking torrents of some movies
U neva been in a bitch, not even in the house of one - it's weak dude
U dunno how a female 'Bath & Body Works', but itll take all the soap there to clean u
U've spent ur whole life on the net kid, it's so pathetic
Right in front of our eyes... u went from Diafat to Diasick to full blown Diabetic
U can't look that and be hard... This fags a killer? Weak shit
& damn man, u look like the walking version of when a Snapchat Filter freezes

[Amen]

Will review each verse and select a CONTENDER for this weeks LLL Contenders Match shortly.

[Amen]

Greet u & swing fast...big clash! This pummels gonna end rudely
Punches a doozy. Fists’ll turn ya double chin into a Speed bag routine
Solid.
Today ur fate plays out. No doubt...its time i get the weaponry poppin’
Shotty is cockin! Ammo shatter ur chest like that cheap shirt that ur rockin!
I like it.

ur the wackest writer here & u'll NEVER be as nice as me..
sorry dawg i'd Sugar Coat it but ur fat ass’d salivate & try n bite the screen
I used this concept a very long time ago versus Wordz AhGod. in a concept battle. But this was cool and relevant.
u talk of gunplay & i laugh everytime u mention it bum..
say the gats Tummy Tucked but really that's the surgery u need to weigh less then a ton
This was fire, lol...
at a thousand pounds there's no way the girl of this blob is a fox..
when he eats there's so much Fork-Lift action i swear he's got a job at the docks
Lol, dope.
that shirt is proof u'll forever be tard w/ no shine..
talk about a Blue-Stretch. ur T makes my longbar verses look like Dill's bars in 09
Solid.

If you weren’t THAT fat I might laugh… You must mourn everyday you get older
Or how doing monkey business is ya girl looking for the banana like dora the explorer
Lol, wtf?

i can tell you have no worries, so i won't even go that route
remember, hakuna matata.. so pumbaa here has nothing timon about
A lot going on here but very creative.
atleast ur mom thinks ur handsome, and praises ur face
nose has a shine on the bridge that puts any city's maintenance to shame
This was relevant but I used that concept a minute ago - attacking someones big ass nose, lol...

Somethings wrong if u lost ALL the fashion advice niggas offered u, Hoss
Its like u only want tips if they're cut from a steak n marinated in barbeque sauce
Lol, nice.
He made it to the socially awkward boss stage. Now hes fully in beast mode
U got left, right, select, up, and down syndrome. Ur disability put in a cheat code
Lmao, dope.
wounds of loneliness are still fresh. I bet u got hella new scars
Uve had 0 interest for 36 months. Smh nigga u should be selling used cars
Ok.

I feel bad for Diasick -- It's hard to 'turn heads' when his neck this stacked..
So I slap his tits so hard, the kids at the front of the bus get whiplash..!!
LOL, another gay bar from yours truly, H&D...

I've known you for a decade, my dude... but damn, it's depression to see...
Your RR lines have NOTHING on the lengths you go to stretch out that T...
Lol...Decent.
Ogre, Shrek... whatever title you claim - you know you're morbid.
It makes my hair stand up ... yours does that to run from your forehead
Hahaha, this was cool!

only white rapists wear decade old Marc shirts w/ a smile
& its ironic, 10 Yr. Old Eckos is the last sound heard from a child
Solid, lol.
bum facial stubble, but needs to shave fat off his rolls first
cuz fuck a 5 o'clock shadow, he bout to eclipse the whole earth
Lol, good one.

my bad bruh, really. that was a smug, silly diss
u may not be in perfect shape but ur rectangle mug clearly is
Meh, someone used a rectangle shaped head concept already but this one was better.
u geeks cant compete wit a legend so sick, dudes
this roast is called intermission.. somthin his obesity never goes into
Solid.
my pic game trouble. maybe i shud b subtle more
but i come w the best entry, whereas U need a clear path & double doors
Decent.

Props on this pic these insults will come in handy
Motherfuker looks like a John Candy that ate all the fucking Candy
This was pretty bad, but funny...

If we ever in the streets I'll put the hands to ya goof ass
U aint scary to stand up to... considering u'll prolly die if u stand up too fast
Solid.
U neva been in a bitch, not even in the house of one - it's weak dude
U dunno how a female 'Bath & Body Works', but itll take all the soap there to clean u
Lol, nice. Little choppy on the wording but still good enough concept.
U've spent ur whole life on the net kid, it's so pathetic
Right in front of our eyes... u went from Diafat to Diasick to full blown Diabetic
Lol, ok.

Based on Quotes, @Blue Bayou wins the roast. @Kill Spree - please provide him with the "LLL Pic Roast" Accomplishment and has also earned himself a Contenders match this week in LLL as stated in the OP.

Honorable mentions to @Jit @Barcotic and @Greedy with some nice ass bars, as well. This was comedy, guys. We will do this more often.

Thank you for keeping it clean!