Wk 13 Contenders: Barcotic(16-5) vs Blue Bayou(12-4) - Barc wins

[Barcotic]

Punches due by THURSDAY
Voting closes SUNDAY
NEW BATTLES GO UP RIGHT AFTER

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If your opponent no shows, you must vote on the required minimum to get the win

Battle Rules
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In the event of a 3-way, each battler must drop 2 bars; 1 for each opponent
Battler must drop a bar to get a win, even if their opponent no shows/doesn't check
NO EXTENSIONS. It's only 1 bar
NO editing punches after opponent drops
Biting will result in a league/site ban
Recycling will result in DQ 1st time and League Ban 2nd time

@Blue Bayou

[Barcotic]

im bout it whenever u are

[Blue Bayou]

good to go homie

[Blue Bayou]

i'm sure you enjoyed that last W, but don't get it twisted you're still like 1/10 against me



i’ll ALWAYS be better, compared to Blue you can bet he brings shit..
if you ever catch me sayin Barilla it’s only in reference to his spaghetti string dick

[Barcotic]

pffft

im too slick w the tool gripped + huge clips of w/e i choose
entire bands for ya head.. ill jam a-coo'-stick in the center of blues

[Phalanx]

Interesting match up. Bayou had a pretty funny name flip, though I'm pretty sure the pasta brand is pronounced more like Buh-ril-la. Could be wrong though. Solid execution, with some comedic pay off. Barc had nice layered theme, and a concept that had A LOT of potential. But the coo' part of the wordplay that it hinges on me is one of those "trying to fit a square into the circle" type deals. So while both had solid showings, I'm edging it to Blue.

Vote - Blue Bayou

[Greedy]

Vote barcotic.
Blue- i usually fk w ur shit, but why would you be mentioning this man's dick at all?
BarComic- this was hard. Acoustic/a cool stick will prob make Amen period come early. But i like the overall bar.

[Join The LLL]

I got barcotic here, with an acceptable wordplay punch that was done good enough. Not bad


Blue you’re is ok and all but pretty gay, if cot had posted something ridiculous you’d of easily won


Vote barcotic

[MV]

Vote barcotic.
Blue- i usually fk w ur shit, but why would you be mentioning this man's dick at all?
BarComic- this was hard. Acoustic/a cool stick will prob make Amen period come early. But i like the overall bar.

Lol I agree. A cool stick is a bit of a reach but I fucks with it. Thought the punch line was done well overall

V/cotic

[CleverWordz]

Lol both had hilarious concepts.

Blue, you started off quite well to the point I agree with others about stating the fact stringy pasta is similar to his dick? Lol now if you said his pathetic arm lengths etc.. We would get the better idea.

Bar, I believe your jazz/drumset concept was a bit stretched for my taste. Though I can gather the imagery behind the concept itself. Just wasn't a whole rounded punch overall. Still partially solid...

Nonetheless.. Good battle guys. Vote- Bar

[YG]

I’m leaning Bar here for a more creative punch. Blue just didn’t do enough to take it here

[Ryno]

Didn't like Blues punch this week tbh. And I could be pronouncing it wrong but I believe its "Buh-Rilla". All n all I thought Narc had the better concept.

V. Barsnotted

[JEM.]

v/Bar. Fire bar this week.

Also, Blue I always fuck w your shit... and this week I thought the wordplay was creative AF, fresh, and well done... but I think you should've tried to tie in like his chick or someone else doing the barilla thing... You lost me there.

[Spree]

Bar wins