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    Post WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    INTRO
    wagwan

    canada thanksgiving was a month ago so i got time

    no one asked me to do this but i hate seeing a wk w/o a mag so here u go, nothing special but its a must for keeping active battlers interested. week 12's champ match was a no-go, couple that w 2 more no shows & i guess u could argue this wk dont deserve a mag, but there were also some dope highlights + this season has been and IS dope tbh.. so lets get right into it...

    WEEK 12 REVIEW



    Lightning Round
    Sobe vs Greedy - Sobe wins via TKO
    props to any mf who signs up n shows for lightning rounds but mannn, i hated this one. i thought both punches missed & one was merely less whack than the other. no hate, but greedy should have taken his time and swept sobe.. but instead he rushed, forced & sobe somewhat capitalized by taking it 5-1... upset of the week

    Quote Originally Posted by Pilgrimage View Post
    Close. Not in a good way lol greedy idk what that was and I’m going off your edited punch. Your second line doesn’t make sense.

    Sobe yours was ok it definitely flowed better and was worded better.


    Vote sobe
    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Didn’t like either bar... wasn’t feeling greedy at all and shoves seemed played but had more connection I guess... vote sobe


    Barcotic vs Bash - Barcotic wins via decision
    gun bar vs gun bar, 1 was a metaphor & 1 was a wordplay w tie-ins.. both landed. barcotic takes the dubya 5-3. i enjoyed this one

    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy View Post
    Damn this is a dope battle.
    Bash ur was heat. I fk w ur wording here. Plus the visuals.
    Good shit
    Barc, urs was dope too. I like how u executed this worplay. Slick.

    Sooo. Idk its tough to decide. Barc ur set up had the multis and Bash ur set up was just fire imo.
    Quote Originally Posted by MV View Post
    i feel like this was tough one to judge @BashEmUP i thought it was dope how you worded through the punch and ended the bar with a nice visual to compliment and smooth out the finish. @Barcotic im all about the double entendres and split meanings they add a depth to bars that i enjoy. so im going to go with barc here because of that little extra that made the difference.

    V/Barc


    MV vs Revelation 18:3 - MV wins via TKO
    decent spar here, i may have ben a little harsh but only one guy landed.. and he almost didnt. mv takes it comfortably tho, 4-1

    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy View Post
    MV- i liked the angle you went for here.
    The nameplay is debatable, w the 'rev' imo.
    But you had way too much words here.

    Vs
    Rev'- visually, stretched M is a dope concept. So props for that.
    But i hated how you worded and executed that M angle.

    Both had shit i liked/disliked.
    After reading both bars outloud, back to back:
    Vote MV
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic View Post
    mv
    a bit stretched not unlike longbar but decent concept, it has to be said a certain a way & doesnt work the other but whatev. overall jab

    r18
    tbh that shit was whack, both the setup annd followthru
    hated ur np & tie in wps. shit just doesnt fly n reads awkward af

    v/mv

    Reg. Wk 12
    Blue Bayou vs MV - Blue wins via KO
    bb always has good wording.. and it saved him here, IMO... that & the fact mv couldnt capitalize. he completely missed, so a lackluster blue was able to get a 5-0 knockout

    Quote Originally Posted by GrimmReaperZ View Post
    i fucked ur girl hardddd. no hotdog down a hallway kid..
    my D-Rose & i left that bitch w/ a sorer groin then Derrick’s always is

    this was lazy dude..a D-Rose, groin bar......smh...the set up coulda been used better as a tie in to the bunch too


    vs


    Run'n with blue to da border but shot'em short'f receivin my order, to avoid listening to commotion
    drug him there n had "bayou leaking out to the coast"... like 2 drunk buddies pissing into the ocean

    this was too long winded by far... by you/bayou has been done a trillion times and this wasn't a creative way to winded a setup for a simple bar about pissin in the ocean......( u know u coulda said more with a " cross swords" reference instead...


    V- Bayou....
    both punches were simple but I think MVs wordin, long windedness coupled with the simpleness makes BB bar hit more...
    Quote Originally Posted by BashEmUP View Post
    I'm a sucker for a good sports bar. Besides that, I've seen way too many Bayou flips. Gotta go Blue.

    V. Bayou


    King vs Barcotic - Barcotic wins via KO
    tbr ive seen benadryl done a few x, but king's wording was flawless.. making it a jab. i went with a nameplay i couldnt find used anywhere else & it landed. knockout, 6-0

    Quote Originally Posted by Allen Knight View Post
    good battle, i liked kings flip but bars line was fire tbh

    V/ bar, props to both
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy View Post
    Vote barcotic
    Better overall bar to read imo.
    King, u also came a bit played


    Contenders: Allen Knight vs Bash - AK wins via KO
    this one missed its potential but im assuming both guys winged it, iunno why tho. bash had a simple af np he shuda known would be overdone & creativity won it for ak. he didnt have to do much. 4-0 final

    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic View Post
    bash
    not feelin the old nameflip, seen too many variations of it. too simple & played for my liking

    ak
    creative but weird, iunno

    v/ak
    Quote Originally Posted by JEM. View Post
    v/Allen.

    I wasn't really feeling either, which is a surprising I was looking forward to this one. I liked the fresher of the two concept... although I didn't think either hit particularly hard.

    No-Show Shine
    Champion: Greedy vs Smog - Greedy wins via NS
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy View Post
    Reading ur garbage rated bars? I hate it. Holy shit its a burden
    "Drop'd a vote in a Smog battle" / "Drop'd a vote in the trash"..see? Only difference is wording
    Sobe vs GrimmReaperZ - Grimm wins via NS
    Joe Boston vs High And Drunk - High wins via NS

    P4P Rankings
    Champion=Bold
    Contender=Italic

    1. Greedy (16-5)
    2. Barcotic (16-5)
    3. Blue Bayou (12-4)
    4. Allen Knight (4-1)
    5. Bomb Bard (9-7)



    WEEK 13 PREVIEW
    + PREDICTIONS

    Free Prelims
    Revelation 18:3 (0-3)
    vs
    Phalanx (0-0)
    Prediction: Phalanx via KO

    High And Drunk (2-0)
    vs
    Bash (3-4)
    Prediction: Bash via KO

    Main Card
    Jem (4-7)
    vs
    King (3-3)


    Jem Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by Jem vs Core Vet
    Ya chick loves it public while u public bus it home for no sex
    Ironic how ya girl left ya, to ride me topless in the corvette
    King Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by King vs Greedy
    I'm living outlandish, yo. see the most slammin ho's n they're mine
    Closest joog gets to extravagance is when a bitch collects the grandiose for her time
    Quote Originally Posted by King vs Smog
    I'll hold court in the street, u dont wanna battle, war or fight me
    Anything u trial fail, I'll judge dredd u then judge kavanaugh ur wifey
    Prediction: King via KO

    GrimmReaperZ (5-4)
    vs
    Jit (5-6)


    Grimm Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by GrimmReaperZ vs MV
    you cant fuck with I, V.....but he might take that loss in vain and be lazy as hell
    cause if M flips THIS into a W, the whole damn site would do a one eighty as well
    Jit Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by Jit vs Bomb Bard
    Ur insecure, ur girl cheatin in Colorado while ur on Twitter - guess what
    That bitch is known to have 'Blackmon on deck' like that Rockies hitter next up
    Prediction: Jit via decision

    MV (8-7)
    vs
    Bomb Bard (9-7)


    MV Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by MV vs Greedy
    i just notify my hitters, why do dirty work when i know some folk
    they wanted confirmation then eye a greed...down the barrel of a scope
    Quote Originally Posted by MV vs Barcotic
    pistol whip barc n leave his head ringing get caught lackn' ya gone
    If we heard you dichotic it's because I kept wackn' ya dome till it was matchn' in tone
    Bomb Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by Bomb Bard vs Greedy
    Any Thug talk from U is welterweight champ, so I’ll ride through ur hood, G
    See how long U Darren Till I choke you out quicker than Tyrone woodley
    Quote Originally Posted by Bomb Bard vs Barcotic
    Ur girl Wet Knowing U Dead! a beach she'll rest W/Spree
    Give Barbadian Vacation there after Dumpin Ur body In the West Indeas
    Quote Originally Posted by Bomb Bard vs Jit
    Dnt Philly hit right. But my field game got'er Kegals wet
    Says U got 'SmallWood' & no "Running game' to last W/The Eagle Spread
    Prediction: Bomb Bard via TKO

    Co-Main Event
    #1 Contender Match
    Blue Bayou (12-4)
    vs
    Barcotic (16-5)


    Blue Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Fresh
    he's out his damn mind to beef when i got a can high & three clips..
    gut shots - Freshii's about to get Opened-Up on a Corner.. no Franchise Agreement
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Greedy
    me & the crew ran train. ur girl screamin it was 'scary but amazin'..
    the way me & Dementor through her... let's just say it was a Harry situation
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Joe Boston
    u've had bitches ridin ya flesh. but u prefer when a guy is erect..
    u could take over second base for the Cubs... homie ur as Baez it gets
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Meth
    i do this proper chump. champ match is mine if you drop ur snuffed..
    u wont ‘ClearBlue with 2-Lines’.. that’s just ur girls Pregnancy Test once i knock her up
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Barcotic
    we USED to be boys. back when u weren't so weak w/ the writtens..
    but as far as Bonsai ended ours the SECOND i heard u Trimmed Trees for a livin
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs King
    you USED to be a boss w/ the writes. but nowadays ur soft & uptight..
    talk about having the 'GamePass you Buy'... & u’ve never played Xbox in ur life
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Revelation 18:3
    blade to ur liver's got em callin me a War Machine..
    cut you so deep ‘Biles all over the Ground’ like Simone’s Floor Routine
    Barcotic Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Meth
    silencer on the glock.. its tall, fat & rowdy
    got that attachment to meth like a dog chapman bounty
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Greedy
    just for talking sly, im cocking mine & lodging 9 in u
    when i introduce this tommy to greed, its no rocky 5 tribute
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Bomb Bard
    rile me. u'll sink a mile deep if i fire heat, my homey
    im an animal w the strap around bomb -wile e coyote
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs J Dill
    im in a psycho state. his life'll change if i swipe the steak knife
    then aggressively take the blade out. when hes done w michael, j white
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Bomb Bard
    brought smoke. he oughta bleed, n yall kno he on the speed
    ima bus' over 50 to stop bomb, no keanu reeves
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Jit
    got weed? itll get fuckin robbed. blood, its not unusual
    ull get buried over bud, jit.. w/ ya girl willing to spend 100 on a funeral
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Letterman
    i gave it to ur wife.. she was cravin' for the pipe, fam
    now go Askren private why u got traded for a white man
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs MV
    he aint really w the broads unless hes chilling w a mop
    any 1 to give Empire State they like him can fit the building in her twat
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic vs King
    doggy, u ready? come get bodied already, tough guy
    nothing u drop is new,-king & ur bombing on every punchline
    gl

    Main Event
    1-2 Championship Match
    Allen Knight (4-1)
    vs
    Greedy (16-5)


    AK Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by Allen Knight vs Jem
    i'll find ur slut an pistol whip her skull in, that heat'll harm her
    Tractor down & plowed her face till shes chewin thru a straw like a wheat field farmer
    Quote Originally Posted by Allen Knight vs Jit
    im hittin the weights daily, pussy u w/ that cardio side of life
    if this faggot tired to lift, his Repsol look terrible cuz all he does is ride a exercise bike
    Greedy Highlights
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs Blue Bayou
    I'll put the price on ya head, then cop it myself if u get close... Why?
    Confession of a shopaholic: cant wait to pull the trigger on an impulse, Bay
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs GrimmReaperZ
    im a crowd pleaser, so clocking his bitch ass once is a waste
    they wanna see Repeat punch after punch after punch to the face
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs Ilya
    U'll be a disfigured waste, w clips in ur face when i load that semi
    Just a John Doe w no ID, Ya...even the medical examiner wont have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs Blue Bayou
    Im sodalited to meet this shit talker. Its almost like he asked for these beats
    Blue stone is gonna to get him rocked n left on the flourite after he speaks
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs Lenox
    high school science fair is coming, check the happy glee in this nerds face
    he can just screenshot his chat meltdowns, n guarantee he wins first place
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs Smog
    A curvy, 30 clip? He might dessert his jr
    ...dudes hell of a Pops
    After the Banana Fosters his kids, ill just torch the house of whoever adopts
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs MV
    Its not likely u'll stop wifey from getting her mouth filled, its clear
    But u know how it goes awry starts to wander, then its just downhill from there
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs Meth
    Can this nerd get gayer? How do you beat Barc and then slurp him later
    We all expected some blowback, but who thought ud be the fagt to return the favor
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedy vs MV
    Ya chick wanna kick it n fuck when u kick the bucket. So I guess ill spray this Uzi
    Cuz when the mag is spent i'm <-- planning to... and we'll catch the latest movie
    Prediction: Greedy via sub


    #accuracyedition
    Last edited by Barcotic; November 22nd, 2018 at 07:20 PM

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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Mothafucka...I'm full as fuck and needed my chill time to digest and lookahere, a fresh mag for me to browse through. Good shit and way to come through for a nigga on Thanksgiving. Preciate the work you put in.

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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Fire mag Barc

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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Good mag. Preciate the work. A for effort
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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Go you, dude.

    This is dope.

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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Really good mag damn. Props

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    Kudos.

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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Respect my guy

    Dope mag
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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Dope!!!!

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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Good looks on the mag homie

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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    Bitches want they tities sucked
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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    dope mag, good shit.


    feels like someone should have used it forever ago but i'm pretty sure nuking was fresh. props
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    Re: WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

    I see a small tag tourney if possible
    The Haymaker madness(1-2 tourney)
    And the Gauntlet(cash prize)

    All in the future

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    Yu know I’m ready to get this tag tourney brackin

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    Yu know I’m ready to get this tag tourney brackin
    Don't make me fuck you up, now that I have my happy name.

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