LLL Week One: The Real Spit vs. Hello There - Spit Wins.

[Blue Bayou]

LLL RULES!

verses due: Thursday 11:59PST
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@The Real Spit @hello there

[hello there]

Check.

Thanks for the BYE week.

[$pitacular]

Yawn. Check.

[hello there]

I started a media company, built my own studio, and started studying film. I'm about to launch a new album and music videos this year, probably by June I'll drop the album.

Damn Spit that's crazy. I would of stomped that PEDO out. What kind of father lets some dude grope his 11 year old daughter in front of a waffle house then go back inside and eat breakfast?

I get why he could have been staring so long.. she looks older than she is. She was dressed to impress because she was on her way to a dance function (she's been in competitive hip-hop dance for 6 years now) but yeah if he would have proceeded to say something TO her, then we would have had a (very) brief problem that would have been solved by yours truly.

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Boys putting it down in Baltimore rn

... You are mother fuckin' right we are:

I own four blocks near the Washington Monument. Your property? Barely an acre...
Your studio game? Barely a side project. I spend my day blackmailing bankers...
But lets assume your bars are real and your balls are steel. ...You dumb bitch:
You let some dude oggle your daughter cuz her dress looks hot. That "Trumps" it..
So get your guns, clips.. Bloods, Crips.. if that's what it comes to..
But this time when you hear a nigga whistle, you're getting fucked, too..
Jesus. Stand for something, freak. I don't care if you're tucking heat..
Like one of Kill's bridesmaids, I think of you as fucking week..
*yawn* You ain't a killer. None of your tecs will blam at me..
Let me draw the fucking gap between us: I protect my family..
I'll walk into your house stark naked. Not even a vest or shit..
And I'll point the finger, cuz you wouldn't raise an arm to protect your kid..


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[$pitacular]

King said one of my bars was yoga flame.

you better hope & practice. you're lame, don't even flex it's showing wackness.
Bro you're confusing yoga flame for your expertise in throwing matches.
ya fragile, no problem to shake ya.. 12'll do it don't need a novel to take ya.
bitch I'll have your tears streaming so hard your carrier'll throttle your data.
Spit's back an I'm Savage. we'll Let the voters decide who's the baddest.
& I'm up for reelection early, we don't need 2020 to see you're a faggot
you've always fucking sucked & every time you drop I think it's worse
you got no business being in the league when you can't even inc. a decent verse
Pro tip: you shoulda hit up a ghost writer for them mail order bars..
Bro this isn't me conducting training this is you getting railroaded hard
acting like you think I'm trash? haha bitch please I'm calling out the fandom
& even though you're going bald I bet Hello is all about some man bun

[Sting3r]

Dope battle. I'll have to edit this with a vote later. Streaming data line was cool, and hellos crops and bloods line was funny af.

[Greedy]

Hello There:
Opener- this was more self hype than a diss. Cant give too much credit here.
Trump- this was a decent attempt, but thats about it.

Vs spit:
Opener- nice
Streaming- these "stream" bars been done to much to give this any love
2020- good
Incorporate- never seen this angle. Fresh imo. Good shit
Conducting/training/railroaded- this was slick.
Closer- meh. Not feeling this one.


Vote spit.
Spit solid stuff. Nice verse overall. Couple joints i wasnt feeling. Clean win here imo
Hello- u just got outmatched here tbh. I like ur ideas, u just gotta work on harsher execution, or get waaay more clever in ur delivery

[Clout]

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... You are mother fuckin' right we are:

I own four blocks near the Washington Monument. Your property? Barely an acre...
Your studio game? Barely a side project. I spend my day blackmailing bankers...

Self hype, but i liked it.

But lets assume your bars are real and your balls are steel. ...You dumb bitch:
You let some dude oggle your daughter cuz her dress looks hot. That "Trumps" it..

Not bad here

So get your guns, clips.. Bloods, Crips.. if that's what it comes to..
But this time when you hear a nigga whistle, you're getting fucked, too..

Lol, ok

Jesus. Stand for something, freak. I don't care if you're tucking heat..
Like one of Kill's bridesmaids, I think of you as fucking week..

I liked this one alot.

*yawn* You ain't a killer. None of your tecs will blam at me..
Let me draw the fucking gap between us: I protect my family..

This could've been re-worded to be more devestating.

I'll walk into your house stark naked. Not even a vest or shit..
And I'll point the finger, cuz you wouldn't raise an arm to protect your kid..

UGH he said WHAT!?!?! Yea i liked this one


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you better hope & practice. you're lame, don't even flex it's showing wackness.
Bro you're confusing yoga flame for your expertise in throwing matches.

Cool little dig at him.

ya fragile, no problem to shake ya.. 12'll do it don't need a novel to take ya.
bitch I'll have your tears streaming so hard your carrier'll throttle your data.

Not a fan of ur set up bit lazy, but the punch was good.

Spit's back an I'm Savage. we'll Let the voters decide who's the baddest.
& I'm up for reelection early, we don't need 2020 to see you're a faggot

Cool Play on words there

you've always fucking sucked & every time you drop I think it's worse
you got no business being in the league when you can't even inc. a decent verse

Eh, not a fan

Pro tip: you shoulda hit up a ghost writer for them mail order bars..
Bro this isn't me conducting training this is you getting railroaded hard

Likes the punch here, not the set up.

acting like you think I'm trash? haha bitch please I'm calling out the fandom
& even though you're going bald I bet Hello is all about some man bun

Nope.


v/ Spit

I think this was a nice little battle here. @hello there said suck my dick and fuck you ugly looking white boy to @The Real Spit

While $pit said yo momma can suck a gulf ball through one of barcotics hoses used to water the grass for his lawn care company. So yeah i enjoyed this you both truly certified degenerate assholes contained within a soulless vessel. I mean that with the utmost love and endearment my text warrior brethren.

[Sting3r]

hello - stronger personals, the execution thereof was slightly lacking. humor was on point like i said earlier, i thought that crips clips line was funny af and had good flow. solid verse, I would like to see better rhyme schemes or just more rhymes all together. I preference the strength of rhymes and personal disses over other categories. because you took a more a personal approach; that lends the verse to being more original.

Spit - ur verse flowed well, good set ups and multi syllables through out. i think your verse slightly lacked in personals. but im new so it's possible that I'm missing a few lines. the worldplay heavy punchlines worked for the most part. I've seen a few of your worldplays used differently in the past.

all in all, both verses had something the other lacked. spits verse was more polished but I found hellos verse to be more original.

on the strength of over all better punchline delivery I vote Spit.

[Dominate]

HT -
Opener was meh
Trumps was cool, coulda been worded more harshly
Nigga whistle I liked
Fucking week was a miss for me. Old wp, current event flip not enough to save it
Protect family kinda fillerish
Point finger/raise an arm was a cool concept and personal but wording not quite strong enough


Spit -
Yoga flame was OK. Matches wp is old but personal flip and wording were good
Streaming OK. Again old wp but wording saved it. Nice multis.
2020 was nice. Haven't seen this before.
no business/incorporate quite good
conducting/railroad I dug
Closer woulda been better as man buns not man but but still OK


Spit got this. More consistent and better wording.

[Orc]

Yoga flame was nice and 2020 hit. Conducting was ok. All worded well. Fluid

Other fella didn’t have much. Trump was his best attempt. Needs more wit. Less focus on rhyming more focus on developing a concept.

Vote Spit.

[Exalted.]

hello:

nigga whistle was lol I liked the angle
trump was eh ok i guess
fucking week?! reference couldnt save the wordplay
overall: went personal but the cleverness lacked imho

spit:
yoga flame wording helped, personal helped this ok concept
streaming seen many like that over yrs
2020 same, wording & exe. helped
business/inc feels like it also but I'll give it to you
conduct fresher concept imo setup ok, cool line

vote: spit - better verse more appealing w/ a style i prefer
hello took a risk didn't quite payoff

[Barcotic]

I own four blocks near the Washington Monument. Your property? Barely an acre...
Your studio game? Barely a side project. I spend my day blackmailing bankers...
nah man
But lets assume your bars are real and your balls are steel. ...You dumb bitch:
You let some dude oggle your daughter cuz her dress looks hot. That "Trumps" it..
whack
So get your guns, clips.. Bloods, Crips.. if that's what it comes to..
But this time when you hear a nigga whistle, you're getting fucked, too..
almost thought this was gonna be a hit. not quite, wording fucked it hard
Jesus. Stand for something, freak. I don't care if you're tucking heat..
Like one of Kill's bridesmaids, I think of you as fucking week..
no
*yawn* You ain't a killer. None of your tecs will blam at me..
Let me draw the fucking gap between us: I protect my family..
lol what?
I'll walk into your house stark naked. Not even a vest or shit..
And I'll point the finger, cuz you wouldn't raise an arm to protect your kid..
simple/played af but ur best attempt

no punches
no jabs
6 misses

vs

Spit
you better hope & practice. you're lame, don't even flex it's showing wackness.
Bro you're confusing yoga flame for your expertise in throwing matches.
lol good
ya fragile, no problem to shake ya.. 12'll do it don't need a novel to take ya.
bitch I'll have your tears streaming so hard your carrier'll throttle your data.
played out
Spit's back an I'm Savage. we'll Let the voters decide who's the baddest.
& I'm up for reelection early, we don't need 2020 to see you're a faggot
nice
you've always fucking sucked & every time you drop I think it's worse
you got no business being in the league when you can't even inc. a decent verse
nah, weak
Pro tip: you shoulda hit up a ghost writer for them mail order bars..
Bro this isn't me conducting training this is you getting railroaded hard
trying too hard here, old concept done worse than previous ones
acting like you think I'm trash? haha bitch please I'm calling out the fandom
& even though you're going bald I bet Hello is all about some man bun
ok filler

2 gd punches
1 jab
3 misses

v/spitacular

[Ryno]

But lets assume your bars are real and your balls are steel. ...You dumb bitch:
You let some dude oggle your daughter cuz her dress looks hot. That "Trumps" it..
So get your guns, clips.. Bloods, Crips.. if that's what it comes to..
But this time when you hear a nigga whistle, you're getting fucked, too..

vs

you better hope & practice. you're lame, don't even flex it's showing wackness.
Bro you're confusing yoga flame for your expertise in throwing matches.
Spit's back an I'm Savage. we'll Let the voters decide who's the baddest.
& I'm up for reelection early, we don't need 2020 to see you're a faggot
you've always fucking sucked & every time you drop I think it's worse
you got no business being in the league when you can't even inc. a decent verse

v. Spit...he was a lot more polished all around. Better high & lows. HT is getting better though

[Blue Bayou]

Spit wins by KO.