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Diss yours truly (one the right)
RULES:
Max Lines - 12
Roast Verses due by Friday March 8th
Clout & I will pick the Roast winner and announce the following week. Accomp will be awarded accordingly to the winner
THIS THREAD IS FOR VERSES/BARS ONLY. If you want to shit talk me in the interim, do it in the beef thread.
Have fun!
Last edited by Blue Bayou; March 4th, 2019 at 09:38 AM
that hairline fading bruh, it turns ur girl off at night
she rather not Mount Baldy, but tell this nigga to take a hike
bet when shit go down, ur friend'll cower & ball up quick
see dude in the Red Shirt Running Back like he wanted a full scholarship
U got thin skin, blame god he gave u that weird grin...
This nigga forehead so big it looks like his face is on his chin.
I'd rock his chest, hard to say I'm not the best...
Its fucked up when the coolest looking dude in the pic is at the bottom left.
Last edited by A. Diction; March 9th, 2019 at 02:43 AM
Now I am become death; destroyer of worlds.
Your whole house? Not a clean tissue. Not a single latin chick whose bean with you..
So when I'm saying your bae-sick, that's her excuse not to be seen with you..
Wow. These guys are somethin'... That's code for, "These bi's are humpin'"..
And we all know Jake pitched the tent, but Heath did the fuckin'..
Last edited by A. Diction; March 5th, 2019 at 01:10 PM
Ya mans a lil sketch. U can see hes a dick, its all in his face
And u look like u fall asleep around him just for the lil sketches of dicks, all on ur face
Kill a bitch and kill her kid
all depends what her nigga did
-herbo
Dude use wayyy to many hair products, a basic bum...
It looks harder than cement...and the rest of ur body about to be encased in some.
Last edited by A. Diction; March 9th, 2019 at 02:12 AM
Now I am become death; destroyer of worlds.
Ur boyfriend looks whacked. Question HIM at the scene if ur murdered
Told him get to work, but he can't roll those sleeves up any further
Oh u the bull wrecking china type? Kickback on the K make ya wrists snap?
Please. This Blue Belle ass bitch ain't shit but the prize calf with a slickback
Ur boy got the hots, like: "BB I love ur Pronounced Jaw" it's sickening.
He just trying to see if u can pronounce jaw with dick in it.
I've been preparing on the watch..
like John snow..
we drink to the kill and I'm sharing all the scotch..
Ain't no more sirens blaring from the cops,
Just a bunch of grown men..
Staring at ya crotch.
And I know it's hard to fathom..
How y'all cherish whose at the top.
But it's a new world order, and it's you who has to stop.
Revolution like a Russian I got the elements to crush it..
Once I hit man, you'll see I got the heart to tell a bitch to suck it..
Triple H over dose, just a couple normal bros..
Looks like the camera man nailed another boner joke..
$usernamejoshs
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$14.99 full breakdown vote
i took a hiatus so y'all can grow, but didn't mean ur nose
was Gonzo long, this character decided to meme that pose
King owned u in LLL, two 40 line verses got u in the worst way
such a gap when u go mano a mano, never had to take this pic in the first place
Last edited by plethora; March 6th, 2019 at 12:08 PM
Ur bitch be gagging on the D, X hands n grab her braids...
That pose deserves a super kick...Yall look like the unsuccessful shawn Michaels n HHH
Last edited by A. Diction; March 10th, 2019 at 05:35 PM
Now I am become death; destroyer of worlds.
Here we got some corny DX fans, both their mouths begging for penetration
Guess where they are its Always Sunny, dude on right looks like Charlie came out of 30 day rehabilitation
Biggest tools on earth how can anybody fuck deny it
id kill myself if i had a friend that looked like a washed up Luke Bryant
hair gel and cowboy hats must be their fetish, but here that gay shit dont fly
Why the fuck does one look like cotton eye joe and the other cotton mouth dry?
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y'all look like the products of incest. plus the whole scenery campy
idk what's more offensive.. the Hat,Fields or knowing ur from an inbred family
cowboy in ur avy & ur brother rockin' a brim made it Apparent..
if a rubber hat signifys outlaw, then the lack of one makes him your in-law by marriage
Dude is noticably socially awkward, that pic screams it Holmes...
I deduce he need txt so much, cuz he never recieves one on his phone.
As a child, u look like u were abused n molested...
U should use the hair spray lighter...flaming fgt, next time try using that method.
Last edited by A. Diction; March 10th, 2019 at 05:37 PM
Now I am become death; destroyer of worlds.
You look like the deputy... from House of 1000 corpses
You look like you definitely... hiding a house of 1000 corpses
Ppl must believe your fake evil... like y'all are the unholy two
Yet you stay the devil's rejects, so you keep plugging awa-... I mean butt hole-ing through
Actin like he got that flex game, but the country bumpkin gay cards unfettering..
Who knew not livin' in a fashion statement that your t-shirts gotta be tighter than your bars'll ever be
Your boy? A cowboy necrophiliac, bout to rope you like a cattle it's a fact
That dude'll have you hog-tied just so you dead and foaming at the mouth when he puts a saddle on your back
He's just as fake as you... And his true colors have red here that he hates you Blue it's a shame
You go about your business forcing horrible wordplay and I'm guessing this dude's friendship with you is the same.
This shit is insane. Can't believe I'm wasting time on text, and again on you on this pitiful stage it's dead
Next time I won't be bothered reading 80 fucking lines when I could just put Spit on the page instead.
Last edited by Meks.; March 7th, 2019 at 08:11 AM
You got swag of a HS dropoutOriginally Posted by Blue Bayou
THAT'S your best attire. lookin like a car salesman. / helpless liar
never had Test Drive to pass classes but offers them to prospective buyers
from bad to worse text battling went to ur head w/o need or care
NC or RB: you've held back growth on both sides longer than ur receding hair
blue w/ an invisible ball shows how them boys bounce ideas off
visualize wordplay together. bro it ain't hard to imagine Gay-Jizz between ya'll
this seems wrong. ya love to eat dogs ass but don't like to boast
and unlike the saying he Holds Shades over the area where son shines the most
why's pic taken from far? the lands opposite of canadian charm
irony - only time something 'Wild Caught' our eye while ya'll were raised on a farm
ya choice is simply avoid the city. headshot when i point the blicky
so much blood pooled u'll have a Ten Gallon top/shirt red - now u boys are twinsies
Last edited by Exalted.; March 9th, 2019 at 03:20 AM
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