LLL Week 4 Roast of GREEDY

[Blue Bayou]

RULES:

Max Lines - 14

Roast Verses due by SATURDAY March 30th - extra day due to the delay

Greedy is on the far left FYI

Mods will pick the Roast winner and announce the following week. Accomp will be awarded accordingly to the winner

THIS THREAD IS FOR VERSES/BARS ONLY. If you want to shit talk me in the interim, do it in the beef thread.

Have fun!


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[Barcotic]

we alllllllllll kno zelph is a 1/10'er. that fact is forever remaining
but FUCK clef' lip, u look like the result of 'Clef jean and a predator mating
ya sweater is fading, but its nice of u to rep the mfs u support
think splinter & the turtles; 5 deformed animals from a gutter in new york
tbh ya mans is a goof. yall choppin up grams for da loot?
judging by hairstyles, u shud be careful...bcz yall got a Plant in the group
im dead. ur all a riot. ur parents bred an awfully fine bunch
lookin like a hood movie Plot, featuring a guy whos head belongs inside 1
ur a joke dog, but not joining the league aint SO odd. its moreless..
no wonder u cant Finish a verse...u aint got enough coats on ur forehead
workin the sidewalks bcz yo, ur mothers arent balling
dont worry abt stepping on a crack. u've smoked enough to start balding
u've never bin put in the slammer. not even a hand slap, clown
ur track record only sucks because u cant run fast w ya pants half down

[$pitacular]

I figure we aren't friends, but now I'm thinking it's likely my ego.
cuz your brows are so offset I think you might be amigo
sign into the league Greed, I bet you'll be droppin em dead
& I can see how you come up w/ concepts off the top of your head
bro I'll fuck your whole crew up. I'm not the one to try flexin to
I'm gonna dole out this ass kicking when I punch the guy next to you.
you seem like the shy type who prolly gets shook in a crowd
gotta shit stance, cuz apparently none of you looked at the ground
quit fooling around.. you ain't a soldier bro I doubt you'd survive it
go ahead & wear sergeant on your sleeve just stay off of my private
I gotta be honest, you might catch me try to look at you curious
when ya parents were making Whoopi I think they took it too serious
& yo, why the fuck you take weird photos cramming in side yards?
s'cool I get it, yall are just more comfortable standing behind bars

[hello there]

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Jesus christ... Hold the phone. This portrait's of a swollen dome..
You look like KRS one mixed with KRS one chromosome..
You guys lookin' gassed like fart jokes, but that's a hard "nope"..
Cuz your heads got a smaller point than half of Barc's posts..
Part of the crew lays low.. Part's out in the hood, sellin' yayo..
This pic is titled, "The part of the crew they send to get bagels.."
You should get familiar shruggin' hood cred when you dudes lose..
Cuz the blackest thing about you dudes is you dudes' shoes..
You cats be whores, actually.. Can barely catch a cold with your fat feet..
Sure, ask me? When you faggots "storm the castle" it's Warcraft 3..
Damn, though.. that many loose pants? Could be tuckin' a handle..
I'd be scared you pull a gun... but you're too fucking poor for ammo..

[Blue Bayou]

step to me & that means you’re forsaking your health
shiiiit even your hand gesture knows you’d be taking an L
faggit friend can get these hands, won't even let the blinky dump
i got no problem stepping in the ring w/ a guy that wears a pinky one
ehh i won’t be too insultin’ w/ the lines i’m spittin
honestly it’s refreshing to know Coolio’s alive n’ kickin
me & my girl get freaky. back door I giver moves that is felt..
got my brown belt yearsss ago... apparently you did as well
you’re WAY too soft to startle an eye witness
dunno whats worse - the Karl Kani fitted or asking ur buddy Karl Kani hit it
if the bulldog barksdale open up ya dome eight miles big
you got that Avon look...if he had an allergic reaction wearing Mekhi's 8 Mile wig
so it’s useless if your rhymin. rather listen to Useless then ur rhymin
i was on the fence if you were dope & this pic is proof that your behind it
won't leave this ferry spared….my combos are ruthless so a parry’s rare
punches i throw Stat n' Island enough on this NY faggot to have em buried there

[Exalted.]

Nobody smiling while 5-0 profile 'em. I bet'chya hold fake drugs
When gettn Mr New York strip searched all they come up w/ is low grade cuts
Y'all scrubs LIVE for a raise on minimum wage....tho service declined
So don't bring beef to these Five Guys they'd fuck up an order of Burger & Fries
Nah can't hate day to day. If a scrap went down you'd vacate the place
See a fight & this pussy'd Span Yards after clawing that fence like Vega's Stage
Stay gettin robbed for cells. Had to combine a group to fight pursuits
Call u Guardians of the Galaxy...homies hair bout to grow & say I AM GROOT!
You're the ho with the dreads!? Not to mention: WORST voter i've read
Look up. Joog's in deep thought...& even a Light Post would be in over his head
This bitch stands Far Left within reach like his Anti-American speech..
He'd 'Knock Boots on the Ground' for the fact his ugly ass never had sex on the beach
Get dropped in seconds, loot bodies then donate garments to veterans..
Bring out sweepers for these squares...I'll need to cleanup both'a these 'Fall Collections'

[Sting3r]

Strike a hoe b4 he strike a pose, ik that block
Put hand to the chin homie hold that thought
Probably got babies at home starving & that's evil..
But for the clout he'll smack all of his kids with Kraft singles
u got the NY sweater but ya man's with the Spurs flex
Inbetween u both bros hair style is a birds nest
Give em the old cement shoes test, see if he grows gills
Save you from a life of selling Lows grills
How long can u hold ur breath? Hoe Idc..
But I bet that watch works well under water so no problems there
Y'all just out here hustling, each invested amounts
All the homies chipping in.. on the same Netflix account
Real talk it's all love, greedy ain't a bad guy after all
The football just got him zoned out, either that or aderall

[A. Diction]

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I ain't messing around, u dress like a clown. U lookn sad son...
Holding his hand to his chin so we can't see he dont have one.
What are yall doing? No ball or anything just soliciting, kickin it...
Or are u waiting to rob someone, like you do in every battle u written bitch.
He a gangsta remember, its always mentioned....
Weird place for a pic, but ya'll should be used to being fenced in.
U grow dreadlocks by not washing ur hair, that's classy as shit...
So his product in bad conditioner u wanna look like a nasty bitch.
Lookin short n soft, youd need a gun to take anything...
Claiming you shoot n guard, bitch u probably didnt even make the team.
It shows in ur threads, lookin like yall stay low on the bread...
I show the lead, Hair be standing on ur arms like ur homeboys head.
He locked in with the pigs, u ain't a crook bitch u a crooked snitch...
They were there just helping do community service, the cop took the pic.