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    LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

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    Roast Verses due by SATURDAY April 13th

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    Mods will pick the Roast winner and announce the following week. Accomp will be awarded accordingly to the winner

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    Last edited by Blue Bayou; April 9th, 2019 at 03:03 PM
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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

    dude's lost it, he's riding the crazy train and i'm poppin' popcorn
    appears as tho he's taken more bats to the mouth then ozzy ozborn
    whose mans is this with da quiff giving a nervous flinch n' a scoff ??
    for god sakes stiffen ya upper lip.. shit looks like it's been bitten off
    i'd beat yo ass with my eyes closed, your punches wont find home
    you ate the trail of breadcrumbs then starting chewing on pine cones
    how did super cuts do a fade on the side but the front growing long???
    guess it's good to see the typical white boy style is still going strong
    a fist will shut him up if he's out spoken or i'll let the cal smoke em'
    now die like a bitch on ya knees; eyes closed with the mouth open
    you look like you got VD and it hurts, u need help with ya health?
    I know you all herd of elf on a shelf but now there's welts on a zelph
    he got a bitch ta' moan.. & pumba, kakuna matata a short song
    at first her pussy was a mere cat and then it met with a wart hog


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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

    http://i67.tinypic.com/2je4lyh.jpg

    i’ll officially kick this off by saying Zelph you’re a lame..
    but hey, it’s nice to see Bags under your eyes & not your belt for a change
    as if it wasn't bad enough you’re such an awful rhymer..
    the bridge of ur nose got such an hourglass shape it’s used as a Boggle timer
    are you a pre-op woman?! give your head a shake & groan..
    that look is so transit brings you to work in the morning AND takes you home
    i’m confused guys...i guess this pic is ages old?!
    i was sure Arya murdered Littlefinger in the last Game of Thrones
    bro you should quit, none of this talk of pullin’ hoes is legit
    not when you got V-neck, a V-card...& a V that separates ya nose from ur lip
    get off the net kid…godspeed, will you please retire?!
    one more day of facial hair & your nostrils’ll look like they’re breathin fire
    wtf @ your porn fetish, I'll put plugs to your head til ur motionless
    Fuck ASMR...A-SMG’ll have you doin a wholeee different kinda moanin bitch
    Last edited by Blue Bayou; April 10th, 2019 at 04:35 PM
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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

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    Last edited by Greedy; April 10th, 2019 at 05:35 PM
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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

    Fuck 12

    Face by Picasso ass lil boy..Nah lemme spit this correctly
    its more like a right handed 1st grader drew you, but did the shit lefty
    I prayin my first born has a normal mouth. I need a lil hope for the child
    Cuz God has a cents of humor, and spend a few bucks on ur joke of a smile
    Ill KEEP using wordplay. Fuck if its too advanced for ya dumb wits, bum
    Clearly yr not a fan... And whats more clear, is that u look like you tongue kissed one
    Pig ass cop. I should put this lame ol squealer in the grave
    Bacon goes well hash browns, but stop using a potato peeler when ya shave
    Who said u the coolest piggy in the precinct? That guys a liar
    The other cops r only friendly, cuz u ate a headshot from that type if fire
    Last edited by Greedy; April 10th, 2019 at 06:46 PM
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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

    http://i67.tinypic.com/2je4lyh.jpg


    WHOA! the fuck! I would imagine that anybody sees that center spot on your lip..
    has to fight the urge to grab a pool stick & put some chalk on the tip.
    over here gawking like shiiit. this gon keep it all the more buzzin.
    I knew you were a snake, but never realized you were Voldemort's cousin.
    why would you battle? you ain't a tough guy that we're fearing
    but it does look like u MIGHT be hard.. of hearing & unable to wear earrings
    clearly Z'z caught sleeping, but I bet he's a fast focuser
    eyes closed, mouth open. still thinking about @Lay Doubt. 's last opener
    I'll blast open your chest. disrespect me and you'll really see me trip
    shut that ugly fucking mouth. you can't afford to give me any lip
    Last edited by $pitacular; April 11th, 2019 at 09:57 PM

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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

    this cunt still trolling boards in 2019? you silly ol' dumb zelph.
    looking gay as fuck, with a pose only seen in gay video thumbails.

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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

    I’m dedddddddddd

    You really are the pink haired fagit in the bath tub lmao

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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

    zelph aka "police officer"

    proly a bank robber next..im not impressed w the foolery
    bit in the lip by a poisonous snake, now he a Copperhead of security...
    hes a kitten inside. even as a kid he listened to lies within
    bumped limp bizkit because "leaving with a fat lip" didnt apply to him
    yall cannot debate that his mom relates to flesh and buns
    i got ma' steak in bread for dinner.....shes got mistake inbred for sons
    tbh zunt, ur face got botched bc god was stuck in a storm
    but thats a Tripwire ur lips lookin like they got caught on one in a war
    alllllllllways hatin the man, this fgt cant stand the monsta
    putting a damper on a good situation
    ..bc of a bad situation w/ dam piranha
    ur livid but relax n try to be civil if ur passionate
    u havent been able to call it down the middle since the accident
    feel like goin to his house to kill the self-centered asshole
    bury him under Tulips to remind us that his mouth never had those
    Last edited by Barcotic; April 11th, 2019 at 07:37 AM

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    Re: LLL WEEK 6 ROAST: ZELPH

    You have a face only a mother could love & if you ask her
    That’s only because this piece of shit was born ass first
    21 + material, disturbing enough for us to get carded
    Cuz that pic must be photo shopped & sold as retarted
    No idea where your lips or your nose go… it’s that poor
    Gotta be a filter… that got banned from the App Store
    No lottery but you waiting for the money shot, disagree?
    If ya want! You only acting straight as your British Teeth
    His parents would panic to limit his public access
    Couldn’t grow a mustache, so they hid him in the attic
    I can’t piece the puzzle, too much going on to hit dog
    All I can say is that face looks like you survived Jig Saw
    Military needs to train more & prepare to change course
    Cuz to take this blob out we need a full space force!
    Last edited by JEM.; April 11th, 2019 at 02:43 PM

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