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    ROUND ONE MAG

    RB Text Tourney Round 1 Mag



    Intro

    Yo yooo. I'm glad to see we got this tourney off the ground, this should be the first of a few to come. Summer activity is too spotty to keep the league running so until things pick up tournaments are gonna be the way to go. I'm thinking we'll throw sign-ups for the next tourney up with Round 3, @Sharp had expressed interest in running a pic tourney around this time, if he's still down that might be the next one. But for this tourney we got a DOPE line up with dudes like Blue, Unfuk, Ex, Pleth, etc. Kontext coming back around, and who knows who's behind the alias accounts lol. There's definitely gonna be some FIRE battles, especially rounds 2-4. Everyone do your best to vote as much as you can and this is going to be a fire tournament.


    PREVIEWS


    Blue Bayou vs KatanaEyeGaming

    Blue is as consistent as they come. Dude is always a threat to champ whatever tourney or league he's in, he was on a tear in LLL before it fizzled out and I'm sure he's gonna bring that same fire here. His opponent is an alias (I assume) that I did no research on, so who knows what to expect here. Hopefully it's someone dope and we get a fire battle out of this one. Easy prediction tho, I'm going with Blue Bayou with the KO.

    Exalted vs Ron Swanson

    Ex was another dude who was doing his thing this past season in LLL. Had several fire verses, dope battle with Blue, and at least one trip to the champ match. He's definitely a serious contender to champ this and I'd be surprised if he didn't make a deep run. Ron Swanson is another alias that I'm not familiar with, same as the last battle I just hope its someone decent and we get a fire battle. I gotta go with Exalted for my prediction though, KO.

    Plethora vs Fatrick Swayze

    Pleth is a contender is this too without a doubt. Just joined the site in 2016 and already racked up dozens of accomps, had a great champ run in LLL the season before last, dude is a beast. Fatrick isn't much of a text head I don't think, I see he has some poetry accomps and I can't remember reading a verse of his so I'm not sure what he's capable of. He can obviously write tho, so hopefully he makes it competitive. Gotta think this is gonna end with Pleth winning by KO tho.

    Unfukwitable vs GrimmReaperz

    Unfuk is yet another beast in this tournament. He could easily make a run to the finals and take this down. He's been on a little no show streak lately though I think, so that might be Grimms pass to the next round lol.Grimm is a dude I've seen make some improvements but if Unfuk shows he might be in a little above his head on this one. I think he's got it in him to make it interesting though. I'm gonna say Unfuk wins this by KO.

    Ryno vs Wuxia

    Dope battle here. Ryno has had some really good stretches in LLL. I remember he got a big win over Blue not too long ago too. His drawback is just a little inconsistency, but when he's hitting he's hitting. Wouldn't be shocked if he made the finals. Wuxia is Broke, past LLL season champ. Haven't seen him battle myself in a long ass time but he's clearly been doing his thing. This has the potential to be the best battle of the round, super close call. I think Ryno has been more active more recently and maybe Wuxia is gonna be dealing with some rust, so I'm gonna predict Ryno in a split decision.

    Ronin vs Kontext

    Another battle with some high potential. Ronin is another past LLL season champ. Came back during last season and had to shake some rust, I think he's going to be looking to make a good run here. Kontext has been around RB for a while and was one of the top battlers for a stretch of time. Pretty sure he also had some live battles on GT or URL or some shit. He hasn't been around for a minute tho, so he might also have some rust to deal with. I'm gonna say Ronin wins this in a split decision.

    Kill Spree vs Phalanx

    Spree is definitely a solid battler, he's just inconsistent sometimes. He can make a run if he really puts the effort in but sometimes he doesn't and comes off a little lackluster. This is a dope roster for this tourney, hopefully that brings the fire out of Spree. Phalanx is someone I've seen steadily improve. If the site was more active and he was able to battle more often I think he would really elevate quickly. This could be a close battle, I'm gonna go with Spree winning something like 5-2.

    King vs Joe Boston

    Joe is one of those battlers imo that you just don't know what you're gonna get. He could drop a verse that lands one punch, or a verse full of bangers. Orrr he just doesn't show lol. Unfortunately for him he's up against RB's GOAT, plus I'm running the tourney so you know I'm gonna do all sorts of shady shit to get myself the win. Easy prediction, King wins by DQing Joe for posting too many current event punches.


    Throwback Battle

    Blue Bayou vs Exalted
    LLL Champ Match



    Blue Bayou-

    here's the verse i wrote...




    Exalted , the manic depressive

    Inf on NC in 2018
    Yall dudes a disgrace, mfer i move w/ the grace
    Yall got that fire but Italy View when my shoe leaves an impression of a boot in ya face
    Coop on RB in 2008
    You're the wackest UK head, so since we frown at ya junk
    You feel Europe for a clean fight, but Italy view down in the dumps
    Ex i’ve actually been there, saw every site from the clubs to the parks
    my fave was the Roman Archives. you know, what you do to come up w/ ya bars
    for Pete’s sake that flip’s awful, you got no business being the cocky type
    i know rapping gives you a High Exalted…but mannn you can’t even Copywrite
    no charges or priors, he’s never been booked for some gats or some rock
    AT BEST theres an ex-citation...but sadly never any of that for his drops
    Inf we’re NCs tag team champs. it’s awesome! we went home w/ two belts
    thanks for the support man…agreeing to use only two of ur bars was a huge help
    the team is over! listen up as i tell you that w/ purpose bitch
    reason? creative differences.. the main one being i can actually word my shit
    last week most elites were so-so & the rest dropped some wack stuff
    that’s a trickle down effect…your leg felt the same when you saw this matchup
    uppercut after cut, no more suicidal thoughts everytime a gat is near
    only headspace you’re worried about now is yours entering the stratosphere
    what a week man, from therapy straight to a wake & coffin
    went from getting life support to being hit so hard ur family takes you off it
    tellin me i fell off and there's no longer any swag to Blue..
    ur right, i have declined a lot...of ur PM’s askin me to stay tagged w/ you
    i’m not a pill guy, not ONCE has my throat been popped
    but i’ll still drop Ex...when i know the coast is clear & the boat has stopped
    the throne is mine! throw hands that’ll darken my eye?!
    faggit plz...you’ll pull Harrenhal ass like Ned Stark in his prime (GOT premiere bitches)
    get ya steeze in check. if you keep copying my NC style every scheme you text..
    denigrates something you'll never be...not when you’ll always belittle me at best



    Exalted

    Quote Originally Posted by Infiltrate on Netcees;
    Lol @ yo catfished ex in hot or thot...c'mon! nobody believin u smash
    thot 'hiding behind a fake picture made it safe' but nah ur just easier to crack
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou View Post
    due now
    love you, repsect
    10
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou on NC in 2018 View Post
    fire. fresh wordplay, prob the best safe concept ive ever seen.

    LLL this season
    i got his pic so i’m runnin’ in his house while the nine is aimed
    it’s nothing to ‘take Art down.’ i hope he knows he isn’t Safe behind a frame
    man
    AKA Ayperos to Blue Bayou


    Sorry for the pain of recent loss...takes balls to not feel helplessness
    Nah! Only time we'll find 'Stones in a Blue Bitch' for life is the plot in Fifth Element
    Fag got laughed off NCs...the snit debacle made em horribly sulk..
    Was Ruffalo point in his career now feels 'anger w/ green' he'd transform to the Hulk
    You sound like a faggot as well. Knuck's review on the battle was FAIL
    Way 30 mins made me 'Sleep in the Pod' rivaled any of Japans Capsule Hotels
    My concepts you Phylum. Saving my bars to champ is his plan..
    Be true to self & know at your Chor dat a mean i'm Classified as an animal fam
    Reallly the flips fuckin trash. I HOPE u leave the bar drunk & crash..
    Play was SafeLite... like when this pussy needs a fix & orders ANOTHER glass
    Putting 2 & 2 together i renounced respect. Eat this round of lead..
    The fact I'd Perrenial mean a Canna leave ya body to decompose in a flowerbed
    Your gunbars stink. Him not spraying anything is an honest statement..
    Cover it up allll u want we KNOW ur Light Blue, no Dolce & Gabbaba fragrance
    Ever get sleep son? Drops 40 bars on MDMA & always needs some..
    u'd think Game Streaming way he gets a Twitch & sets records w/ his speedruns
    Raged when noone HOF'd ur battle w/ bar. shit was wack on ur part..
    Then talks went WWE. Peers defended the canuck cuz it was attacking his hart
    Lucky for me his wife cheats too. w/ an ass i'd be happy to eat thru
    She Benthic homie...I'ma dive in as a Bottom Feeder before I go in'er Deeep Blue
    My shooters aimin at ya larnyx. Hittin vital areas is their true hustle
    ^a throat shot so to speak... u'll need a voicebox & therapist to train new muscles
    At first it was I <3 Inf! 'kids fantasic!' - then cryyy once i seal the casket..
    After he'll Lucille Ball his eyes out til he resembles the face of that 50s actress




    Outro

    I've had a super busy week this week so unfortunately that's gonna be it for this mag. I'ma put a dope one together for round 2 though when I have more material to go off. Just wanted to get something up so you vain motherfuckers to read about yourselves. Good shit to the dudes who already dropped. now GO VOTE.
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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    @King if you know how to close registration please do asap

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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    Thanks for the magazine, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    @King if you know how to close registration please do asap
    ugh i'll look in a little bit
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    Dope read by the way

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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    Good read

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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    Cool little mag

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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    The LLL is starting up again so we can finish the remainder of the season. We have 2 confirmed battles right now and need at least 2 more so if anybody is down let's do it.

    I don't know who the current champ is but if they don't sign up we'll have a vacant champ match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wuxia View Post
    The LLL is starting up again so we can finish the remainder of the season. We have 2 confirmed battles right now and need at least 2 more so if anybody is down let's do it.

    I don't know who the current champ is but if they don't sign up we'll have a vacant champ match.
    Last champ match was a dbl no show I believe

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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    the league is a good month away from coming together. i would guess we'll get it going around the end of august.
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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    Dope mag


    Sorry guys I had 2 shows this week

    Will drop today if possible
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Dope read by the way
    stfu loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exalted. View Post
    stfu loser

    STFU FAGGOT

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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    Good mag

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    Re: ROUND ONE MAG

    If people who haven't showed can drop tonight, and their opponents cool with it or hasn't shown either, then go ahead and drop.
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