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    The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    Imagine for a moment, if you will, an unexplored circle of hell wherein it is indistinguishable from this mortal plane ..

    except..

    You can only become aroused by the sight of your OWN flacid penis. But NEVA your own erect penis.

    The torture is as follows:

    1.You see your own flacid penis, and so you become aroused.

    2.Due to that arousal, your penis becomes erect..

    eeeeyuck! That's not your thing!

    3. Instantly you're turned off, and your erection relents and dwindles.

    4. Rinse and repeat.

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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    What you send out comes back to you I heard... and then the sending it back on top of it... LOL ... I'm human, I have flaws so I'm not sad to admit I can't fucking wait. (sorry you mentioning sex and hell just reminded me of something)
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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    Quote Originally Posted by A Disciple View Post
    What you send out comes back to you I heard... and then the sending it back on top of it... LOL ... I'm human, I have flaws so I'm not sad to admit I can't fucking wait. (sorry you mentioning sex and hell just reminded me of something)
    Are you like me, prefers flaccid phallus? Or like kill spree, whom avidly advocates for all erection all the time?

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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    Definitely not Flaccid... LoL
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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    Quote Originally Posted by A Disciple View Post
    Definitely not Flaccid... LoL
    Hmm. Interesting choice.

    I prefer the penises that I encounter to be flacid and flattered, but never fattened, when I arrive, and to Remain as such for the duration of the interaction.

    Now..

    Afterwards, if you want to give in to your animal lust and choose to pop a boner, well, who am I to kink shame you?

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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    Please... my sex drive is non existent again... that shit just not worth it.

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    It's too much to go through when I don't even deserve it...
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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    Quote Originally Posted by A Disciple View Post
    Please... my sex drive is non existent again... that shit just not worth it.

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    It's too much to go through when I don't even deserve it...
    Women don't have to have a sex drive. Your vagina will work no matter who's 'in the house' cuz ( And I can't stress this enough, someone should probably write this down)...

    Women fuck who they want whilst men fuck who they can

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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    I learned at like 21-23 that guys like girls that are tricks... like they have a need to settle them. I was dating this one guy since I was 17 and it was open and I noticed how my friend would always have a man and was a trick - so I started cheating and next thing I know he was all I love you and lets move in together. It ruined our relationship and friendship cause he never would disrespect me and started siding me like crazy - wouldn't come home, cheating, girls trying to fight me... and he NEVER before so it did back fire BUT.. true story all the time - I don't like that weak shit or games. If you have to play games you're with the wrong one and it's all just a big waste of time.

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    IDK about that women vs men thing... every guy I made the first move towards ended up the worst relationship ever. I wait for guys to step to me.
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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    Oh man.

    This made me hard.

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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    up.

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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    No being assaulted is humiliating... please don’t up it

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    My ptsd has me sitting here shaking right now... enough for today and thank you if you’re trying to help!
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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    I can’t do this if I don’t feel like myself
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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    To do what?

    All you have to do is look down at your own soft dick, and then get hard, and then become disgusted by the hard penis, so that the penis goes soft, and then you become aroused again, which gives you an erection and grosses you out, so then it goes down, and holy shit look at that dick, and now you're aroused again.

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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    That’s funny cause I was just going to say it sounds like you grew a vagina over night the shit you saying...
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    Re: The Worst Version of Hell I Can Imagine

    Yes

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