Week One: Chemist Vs Wuxia - VOTE NOW

[Spree]

Punches due by THURSDAY
Voting closes SUNDAY
NEW BATTLES GO UP RIGHT AFTER

Check Ins
If you can't check in then there's something wrong w/ you
I won't be penalizing for not checking in though. Just make sure you drop a bar

No Shows
1 no show gets you taken out of the "in" roster. You will have to sign back in the next week
2 no shows gets you taken out of the "in" roster for 2 weeks
3 no shows gets you booted from the league for the rest of the season

Voting
Everyone is required to vote on 5 BATTLES MINIMUM. CONTENDERS AND CHAMP BEING MANDATORY
1 vote deduction for every battle link missed
Failure to vote at all will result in a boot from the league for 1 week
If your opponent no shows, you must vote on the required minimum to get the win

Battle Rules
NO FEEDING FROM OPPONENTS BAR IF THEY DROP FIRST
In the event of a 3-way, each battler must drop 2 bars; 1 for each opponent
Battler must drop a bar to get a win, even if their opponent no shows/doesn't check
NO EXTENSIONS. It's only 1 bar
NO editing punches after opponent drops
Biting will result in a league/site ban
Recycling will result in DQ 1st time and League Ban 2nd time


@Wuxia @Chemist

[Wuxia]

Check.

[Spree]

@Chemist @Wuxia bars due tonight

[Wuxia]

wuxia had ur milf down af, the hoe condom was small
so i raw dogged ur burdensome alleyway it was no problem at all

[Chemist]

You were once a staple of RB but now we witness your asthenia
Everyone leaves disappointed after seeing Lesnar like Hardcore fans at Wrestlamania!!

[Spree]

@Wuxia chemist was 9 minutes late you want to let this ride?

[Wuxia]

@Wuxia chemist was 9 minutes late you want to let this ride?

Yeah I'm fine with that.

[Ryno]

A lesnar wwe bar is low hanging fruit at this point. Not too fresh here. Wux was overall better here.

V/Wuxia

[slecht]

Hardcore Takers fans or just hard core fans?

Either way, felt incomplete. Vote - Broke.

[Joe Boston]

The whole Brock Lesnar np has been done. Wuxia very dope wp with some added humor.

V/Wuxia

[Networth]

wuxia had ur milf down af, the hoe condom was small
so i raw dogged ur burdensome alleyway it was no problem at all
^cool setup to a well formulated punch however.. I dont care how you try to say it.. you cannot completely run thru the punch line without a pause cause it sounds like a robot or some impossible form of speech to even attempt it. Im nitpicking because I think this was the best bar dropped this week(tied w/King) but you didn't put a comma after 'alleyway', and that sentence ruuunns way the fuck on and it made me mad.
-9of10

versus



You were once a staple of RB but now we witness your asthenia
Everyone leaves disappointed after seeing Lesnar like Hardcore fans at Wrestlamania!!
^cool use of vocabulary but in one way or another it couldve been tied to the punch better.. also im not a fan of wrestling jokes that only talk about names or moves. I just feel like ther are more ways to be creative with the concept. This one is a played one with the simple Lesnar flip and it doesn't have the sting to take this here.
-6of10

V/Wuxia

[Blue Bayou]

Woo - truthfully I love your style.. it's quite refreshing this day and age for me.. that said, you've executed much better in the past

Setup was great

1) girl would've been way better in the setup.. sure if he has a kid it's implied but nah, it reads like a mom punch while you refer to his bird in the punch.. sloppy
2) alleyway is very out of nowhere and takes away a bit from the smoothness.. I don't care about both ways so long as the tie in is good.. but it reads mehh
3) burdensome literally means to have an issue with a problem / difficulty / to have anxiety... No problem at all implies care free which doesn't fit to the wp


Chem - very basic np I have to assume is played in 2006


Overall this is why this shit is so unmotivating these days... Everyone going bonkers for Woo's bar while saying mine is mehhh , I just don't get it


My vote is for woo as the concept was cool and the style i prefer...but he's come much cleaner.. overall tho he's a threat to champ the league... Props to both

[King]

wuxia had a cool wp. not sure i've seen it used before, at least like that.

chemist had a decent idea but the lesnar angle is done to death on him so it fell a little flat for me.


vote Wux

[plethora]

to use a Brock Lesnar punch at this point has to be super creative. Wuxia had a cool wp


V/wuxia

[Spree]

Wu wins